My Dad's 54 and he can do it...only better.
The Spam Jump
Collapse
X
-
oh man, i bet Hagarita splashed a cute lil turd while attempting to impress everyone at that show w/ that 1/2 assed wannabe Diamond DAVE stage antic!!! fuckin' douchebag...
oh, didn't spam say in an interview on the '02 tour that Dave was a 40 something year old still jumping off the drum riser?
I swear, if I ever met that fuck bag, I'd bitch slap him like the pussy ass puke I know he really is...Comment
-
What a fucking loser!
Yeah, but you notice that Spammy needs the help of a mic stand to do the jump.=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILEComment
-
Originally posted by Panamark
its not a proper splits jump anyways..
you or I could do this shit without a second thought..
ANY 60 year old man could do that Spam jump!!!And I'd bet 3/4 of the 60 year olds can SING better too!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!Comment
-
Don't see why anyone would wanna see this piece of crap in concert.=V V=
ole No.1 The finest
EAT US AND SMILEComment
-
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
He's worried he's gonna go right through the stage when he comes down!
"Well get higher, and higher".........
Jumps off drum riser, comes down and goes right through the floorboardsScramby eggs and bacon.Comment
-
Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
What a fucking loser!
Yeah, but you notice that Spammy needs the help of a mic stand to do the jump.
It's like, Sammy......you aint Dave, and if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then I don't know what the fuck you'd call this.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
-
spammy singing aboot the current state of vh: dreams
"WE SINK LOWER
AND LOWER
SO DOWN WE GO..."Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?Originally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker fliesComment
-
Look at the pained look on his face. It's such an effort for him to do that....you'd think he just walked on water."To keep up with me, you must be fast. To sing like me, you must be great. To beat me? You must be kidding!"
- DLR, 2004
Comment
-
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
With that look of pain on his face he probably pulled a muscle on the way up.
That lame ass attempt at ROTHNESS is what put his lame ass in a wheel chair.
He throws a punch.
He swings. I duck.
His fat ass falls...
Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!Comment
Comment