The Oo-oka River Blues [David Lee Roth]

[binnie]

That's exactly what I want. You know why? Because at least I am the one deciding if I want to get "taken to the cleaners". Nobody will be forcing me to buy the stuff. But at least I will have the opportunity to buy it should I so desire.

Gene Simmons isn't forcing anyone to buy all that stuff they release. He isn't taking anyone to the cleaners. If he is responsible for where you spend your money, then you are fucked up!

Of course, you people that are slaves to your Countries ideals, and don't live in the LAND OF THE FREE, wouldn't understand the ability to make your own decisions. Here's something you might not know. Just because Gene gives you the opportunity to buy, doesn't mean you HAVE to! Gene may dictate within the band, but he has now power over how you spend your money.

Thank goodness Gene came up with the Kiss Casket! It allowed Dime to have a proper burial!

I think the point is that if you define yourself as a 'hardcore fan' you'll buy it, because your fandom is invested in it. Bands know that, and that's why they makes loads of money. Sure we have the freedom not to, but the desire for completion is pretty strong.

Luckily for us, however, we're fans of a band that doesn't release anything. We're the freest fans in the world

[ZahZoo]

Man if it's the land of the free why is everything so expensive

It's also the land of the brave... man up and let that money talk!!!

Freedom has a price... that bitch ain't cheap...

[Von Halen]

I think the point is that if you define yourself as a 'hardcore fan' you'll buy it, because your fandom is invested in it. Bands know that, and that's why they makes loads of money. Sure we have the freedom not to, but the desire for completion is pretty strong.

Luckily for us, however, we're fans of a band that doesn't release anything. We're the freest fans in the world

Hey, all I know is, I'd love the opportunity to buy half the stuff the Kiss fans have the ability to buy. Our favorite band are marketing douchebags.

Shouldn't you be reviewing an album or two? KXM? Texas Hippie?

[vandeleur]

Man am British were always free , we ain't been invaded for a thousand years ... There is fuck all to have

[vandeleur]

Let's be honest even the shitest marketing guy could make these bozo's a kings random .
With fuck all effort .

[binnie]

Let's be honest even the shitest marketing guy could make these bozo's a kings random .
With fuck all effort .

Indeed. The reason the vaults haven't been opened is because someone can't be fucking arsed. The same reason no fucker ever does an interview.

[DONNIEP]

Hey, all I know is, I'd love the opportunity to buy half the stuff the Kiss fans have the ability to buy. Our favorite band are marketing douchebags.

You'll need to take that up with the leader of the band. That's him, standing next to Ed.

[ZahZoo]

Thanks to the VHND for pointing this out... Anyone notice the use of the "ancient traditional salt shaker" Roth is using in the video..?

A true master...

[DONNIEP]

Thanks to the VHND for pointing this out... Anyone notice the use of the "ancient traditional salt shaker" Roth is using in the video..?

A true master...

That's not salt. That's Japanese tiger cock powder. It's revered in Japan for its ability to render the user completely irrelevant and slightly insane.

[Nitro Express]

You'll need to take that up with the leader of the band. That's him, standing next to Ed.

Hey it's Zazzblammymatazz.

[Nitro Express]

That's not salt. That's Japanese tiger cock powder. It's revered in Japan for its ability to render the user completely irrelevant and slightly insane.

That's not salt. It's cocaine.

[Nitro Express]

Hey, all I know is, I'd love the opportunity to buy half the stuff the Kiss fans have the ability to buy. Our favorite band are marketing douchebags.

Shouldn't you be reviewing an album or two? KXM? Texas Hippie?

Van Halen fans have to make their own merchandise. You should know.

[Nitro Express]

Sorta... but severely lacking in strategic camo, short guys and hot women...

I'd call it No Holds Tea Party... nothin was cookin on the grill.

No Holds Tofu Party.

[Nitro Express]

Dave once said Van Halen was like your favorite chinese restaurant or the US Congress. You probably didn't want to see what was behind the scenes. Well Dave. You were right. Hide your lame private life from us and put something on stage that blows us away. You know. Like the old days.

[Nitro Express]

We make a lot of money, thus we spend a lot of money.

Now go back to living under the thumb of that decrepit old cunt of a Queen, and her "Royal Family".

No. It's living under the thumb of the Rothschilds and now those bastards have us too.