The Oo-oka River Blues [David Lee Roth]

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  • DONNIEP
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 13373

    #61
    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    Van Halen fans have to make their own merchandise. You should know.
    And distribute their own concert footage. Which is really for the best anyway. I mean, do you really want good, high quality concert footage when you can have a DVD copy of a 370th generation VHS tape copy? Would the US Fest really be the same without all the dragging and dropping out and static? Never mind the fact that it would cost 80 gazillion dollars to digitally paste Wolfie's head on Mikey's body for all the shows.

    No, what I'm really hoping for is the Van Halen Oakland '81 Hologram World Tour! They just cut Mikey out of all the footage, put it up on the hologram screen and have Wolfie show up and jump around and sing with the band, just like it should have been from day one.
    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      #62
      This just in - we have video of Wolfie rehearsing for the Van Halen '81 Oakland Hologram World Tour!!

      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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      • vandeleur
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Sep 2009
        • 9865

        #63
        The monkey danced better than Dave lee Minnelli on that poxy dance floor
        fuck your fucking framing

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #64
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          The monkey danced better than Dave lee Minnelli on that poxy dance floor
          Maybe that's what's missing from the stage show - a dancing monkey! I mean, they could bring Mikey back and let him do his solo and hop around like a coked up monkey. It'd be waaaayyyyy more entertaining that sitting through that same solo Ed's been doing for the past 30 years...
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            #65
            Mike signed away his rights to appear as a monkey in 2004 . The striped monkey is owned by van monkey brothers plc .
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32880

              #66
              Originally posted by DONNIEP
              Maybe that's what's missing from the stage show - a dancing monkey! I mean, they could bring Mikey back and let him do his solo and hop around like a coked up monkey. It'd be waaaayyyyy more entertaining that sitting through that same solo Ed's been doing for the past 30 years...
              Van Halen did have silly dressed up monkey in the band. His name was Sammy. They dressed him up in children's clothing.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • DONNIEP
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Mar 2004
                • 13373

                #67
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                Mike signed away his rights to appear as a monkey in 2004
                And who drew up the contract? Sure wasn't Mikey. Just goes to show what a bitter old cunt Ed is. Or was. Now he's just another queen with a faggity dog.

                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                • ZahZoo
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 9053

                  #68
                  "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373

                    #69
                    Thank you, ZZ. That's just what I needed to brighten my day. I think I'll go out and strangle some bunnies now...
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                    • vandeleur
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 9865

                      #70
                      Between him and Liza Minnelli wolf might the only rock n roll one ... Ie he can stay up late .
                      Van halen are slowly turning in to village people characters
                      fuck your fucking framing

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                      • vandeleur
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 9865

                        #71
                        Please can we have a twitter dog silence an absence of roth shows culminating in a new van halen album at the soonest opportunity .
                        fuck your fucking framing

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #72
                          Originally posted by ZahZoo
                          beard envy
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373

                            #73
                            Originally posted by vandeleur
                            Please can we have a twitter dog silence an absence of roth shows culminating in a new van halen album at the soonest opportunity .
                            You forgot that Dave's in Japan, running around playing weirdo. You get no new record unress Davey San go home!
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • Oolith
                              Full On Cocktard
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 38

                              #74
                              Stream

                              Gina Burlingham 21 hours ago LINKED COMMENT

                              .... a .... very........ .. nice .......... meander ........ .. up ........ .... long ..... lazy ..... waters......... ..... ..... ..deep sure strokes silently pensively cut... pushing the vessel onward into unknown splendor.
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                              • Oolith
                                Full On Cocktard
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 38

                                #75
                                Eric S 22 hours ago

                                Very cool. Work this shit into a VH song Dave!!
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