Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[houseofpain]

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[houseofpain]

You are the greatest ever Ric!

[Ric Flair]

Whether it's a QUICK 5 minutes!!!

OR THE LONG SIXTY!!!

(Turns head towards a woman in the audience)

I don't care what you say baby... I'm not taking you home...

You better take off that training bra... If you wanna hang with THE HORSEMEN!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I'm a 60 minute man baby!!!

Now let's talk a little about Sammy Hagar....

woooooooooo.....

Walkin' up that aisle... in his capri pants...

I'm wearin' a 500 dollar Armani suit... custom made!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SAMMY HAGAR... YOU BETTER WALK THAT AISLE!!!!

and you gotta be feelin' a little nervous...

CUZ I'M SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



I'M A LIMOUSINE RIDIN!!!!

JET FLYIN!!!!!

WHEEELIN DEALIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

SON OF A GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ric Flair]

Let's bring out WARF, HOP, redblkwht and Ric Flair....

THE FOUR HORSEMEN!!!!

[houseofpain]

Somebody get Double A on the board. If we're going 4 Horseman here, there's only 1 spot I want baby!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Slick Ric!
Walkin' that aisle!
To be the man, you got to beat the man!
And you, Sammy Hagar, are not the man!
You're girls are those teeny boppers wearing training bras!
My women fill up their sweaters if you know what I mean!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[WARF]

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[houseofpain]

WOOOOOOOOOO!

WARF is walkin that aisle
bringing me some House Of Pain
limousine ridin
jet floyin
stylin and profilin
wheelin dealin
kiss stealin
and whether you like it
or you don't like it
you better learn to love it
cause its the best thing going today!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[WARF]

THE UFF just said that we are a bunch of hasbeens!!!

I'm gonna make that punk bitch Van Squalen TAP OUT!!!!

The On Fire Gang is all ready on top of things...

[mrchickenfoot]

LOL, First off Ric Flair isn't the greatest. he is not even the original nature boy
that honor belongs to Nature Boy Buddy Rogers, second of all Ric Flair should make sure his kid is off the tar before he does anything else

Congrats to the EUAS gang, how many years and how many posts dedicated to slamming Sammy Hagar. Don't you realize by making him the heel. You are giving him more publicity than he could get anywhere else.

BTW, Flame away but I bet he loves hearing about the posts on here becasue he is talked about almost as much as Roth

so take this post and shove it up Gars ass and light him on fire like it's the 4th of July

[redblkwht]

Congrats to the EUAS gang, how many years and how many posts dedicated to slamming Sammy Hagar. Don't you realize by making him the heel. You are giving him more publicity than he could get anywhere else.

Lame.
Publicity in the army? this isnt the national enquirer dingbat..
this is the roth forums, were just stating facts that Hagar was & is
a second choice on everything, from album sales to tequila to song lyrics.
you can keep Michael Baggins as well, snapperhead.

[WARF]

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LAY YO BODIES DOWN... IM IN YO FACE.... YO FACE....

[WARF]

Eat us and fucking smile!!!

We're onfire... Taking out sheep since 1999!!!

[Satan]

Eternally
Under the
Authority of
Satan!!

[Satan]

"making him the heel"??

Do I smell a sockfucker in here??

Only he would say some fucking half-assed 1950's lingo like that.

[chefcraig]

"making him the heel"??

Do I smell a sockfucker in here??

Only he would say some fucking half-assed 1950's lingo like that.

I dunno..."heel" reminds me of a wrestling term, and in that particular context, sort of makes sense. Yet the idea that by slagging the goof somehow promotes him via negativity is fairly absurd. By that logic, every time he opened up his mouth to puke up something utterly ponderous would have lead to his domination of the planet by now.