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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    Excuse me fab, but can I see your EUAS membership card?
    I think you might have this place confused with the ALL MY CHILDREN thread...

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    • ALinChainz
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12100

      Originally posted by WARF
      Excuse me fab, but can I see your EUAS membership card?
      I think you might have this place confused with the ALL MY CHILDREN thread...
      LOL.

      I don't have a card either, but I am laughing ...

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        LMMFAO

        Or the Desperate Haus Frau thread.....
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • WARF
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 15347

          you'll have a card soon enough...

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            Originally posted by ALinChainz
            LOL.

            I don't have a card either, but I am laughing ...
            How can we not?
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              Hopefully when all is done... we won't have gay ass 'EUAS Bingo Tournaments"

              EUAS...

              Now we get roth 4 hours a fucking day...
              That's more time then I spend with my girlfriend.

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              • Fabulous Shadow

                Originally posted by WARF
                Excuse me fab, but can I see your EUAS membership card?
                I think you might have this place confused with the ALL MY CHILDREN thread...
                Sorry WARF, I'm not much of a joiner... Not into soap operas either.
                But hey thanks for the directions. Now back to you...

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15347

                  Hey I just saw a cool movie...

                  The Gunt For Red October.

                  Anyone else see?

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                  • conmee
                    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 1945

                    Well, there will be repercussions and discipline handed down to Pojo and Brownsound for their transgressions... seeing Van Hagar DOES make you a BAD person, it's as simple as that. Only through intense therapy and counselling can a body come out of that experience and survive intact as a normal functioning and productive member of society. And I won't stand to have the institution of marriage debased and abused by having Brown blame his Van Hagar moment on his WIFE!!!! How cheap and demeaning and pathetic!!!! rotflmao!!!!!

                    I saw Van Hagar once, and it was during the Monsters of Rock tour in 1988 at the LA Colliseum. So in addition to soiling my Classic Van Halen soul, I DID manage to see the Scorpions and Metallica while getting completely wasted... besides I paid the price for that show by having to live through a set by Kingdom Come (Led Zep clones) and shit, who was the other band? If Brett is around, he'd know since he was probably there also. Oh shit, it was Dokken!!! So I PAID the price that July in 1988 with the Scorpions and Metallica putting on a hell of a show, and Dokken and Kingdom Come making me pay for my transgression. And that was the first, last, and only time I ever saw someone besides Diamond Dave front the band. And who knows, I could still be paying for it today... lmao... So take heed, there's a reason Pojo lives in a trailer park and Brown's employer was responsible for TWO space shuttle disasters (no shit... o-ring manufacturer, anyone?)....

                    In other news, after a week's worth of badgering by WARF, I've added EUAS back to my sig.

                    That is all.

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                    • ALinChainz
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12100

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Hopefully when all is done... we won't have gay ass 'EUAS Bingo Tournaments"

                      EUAS...

                      Now we get roth 4 hours a fucking day...
                      That's more time then I spend with my girlfriend.
                      LOL.

                      Still hoping for some luck on that "snicker doodle" recipe POJO was talking about.

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49567

                        Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                        ...Not into soap operas either.
                        Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! Now that was pretty funny!:D

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                        • ALinChainz
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12100

                          Originally posted by conmee
                          I saw Van Hagar once, and it was during the Monsters of Rock tour in 1988 at the LA Colliseum. So in addition to soiling my Classic Van Halen soul, I DID manage to see the Scorpions and Metallica while getting completely wasted... besides I paid the price for that show by having to live through a set by Kingdom Come (Led Zep clones) and shit, who was the other band? If Brett is around, he'd know since he was probably there also. Oh shit, it was Dokken!!! So I PAID the price that July in 1988 with the Scorpions and Metallica putting on a hell of a show, and Dokken and Kingdom Come making me pay for my transgression. And that was the first, last, and only time I ever saw someone besides Diamond Dave front the band.
                          Exactly the same for me, at the Silverdome.

                          Absolutely tripping my ass off too.

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                          • Fabulous Shadow

                            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                            Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh! Now that was pretty funny!:D
                            I meant the ones on the tube...
                            Yep, The Roth Army is one Soap Opera that I like to watch.
                            I feel kinda bad tho, I mean, it's like seeing the freak show at the circus. Your so curious and you can't help but look, but once you do, you feel sorry for the cast and what they have been reduced to and you leave feeling a little sick.

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                            • ALinChainz
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12100

                              And once I saw the "5150" walk live ... I fucking puked.


                              (well, I didn't, but sure felt like it)

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                              • WARF
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 15347

                                Originally posted by ALinChainz
                                Exactly the same for me, at the Silverdome.

                                Absolutely tripping my ass off too.
                                You must have had some cool visuals with the RED and YELLOW banana outfit Sammy Hagar wears.

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