Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[WARF]

It's Eat Us And Smile, time again yall!!!

Who said we were dead?

[FORD]

You think the sheep will dare step into this thread, like they have done in its counterpart over at Links?

[WARF]

I dunno FORD.

However, I am concerned I might be necroposting again. :D

[FORD]

Originally posted by WARF
I dunno FORD.

However, I am concerned I might be necroposting again. :D

EUAS threads are NEVER considered "necroposting" because EUAS is not dead.

And the "Sammy Hagar is the Biggest Dildo" thread is a fucking classic. Classics deserve another kick to the top once in a while. Three dozen dumbassed reunion rumor threads don't.

I'm sure everyone here knows the difference

[WARF]

It looks like Michael Jackson is posting again, as THE GUY.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by FORD
EUAS threads are NEVER considered "necroposting" because EUAS is not dead.

[Loons The Great]

Reunited--Peaches and Herb

I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
That breakup we had
Has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you
'Cause I want you back
Hey, hey

I spent the evening with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such
A way of learning so much
I know now that I love you
'Cause I need your touch
Hey, hey

(Chorus
Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited, 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited
'Cause we're reunited
Hey, hey

I sat here, staring at the same old wall
Came back to life just when I got your call
I wished I could climb
Right through the telephone line
And give you what you want
So you would still be mine
Hey, hey

I can't go cheatin', honey; I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce
On precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together
'Cause I missed your kiss
Hey, hey

(Repeat chorus)

Lover, lover, this is sudden love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the love I have
With all my might
Hey, hey

(Repeat chorus)

Welcome Back Kotter

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.

Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.

Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)

Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've hot him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

[ppg960]

The Guy

Originally posted by WARF
It looks like Michael Jackson is posting again, as THE GUY.

I think you nailed it Warf.

I also think they should be bitch slapped.

[MAX]

Did someone call?

EUAS4EVA!!!

There ain't no patry unless my ass 'tis parked heeya for this one!!!

[Loons The Great]

GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY!!!!!!

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the Riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Riders in the sky

Their faces gaunt, their eyes were blurred, their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's riding hard to catch that herd, but he ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to ride forever on that range up in the sky
On horses snorting fire
As they ride on hear their cry


As the riders loped on by him he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from Hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride
Trying to catch the Devil's herd, across these endless skies

Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi Yaaaaay

Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky
Ghost Riders in the sky

[WARF]

David Lee Roth is back in Van Halen!!!
And as a EUAS member and representitive...
I must say this with no further ado...
Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar are coordially invited...
TO KISS MY ASS!!!

[Howlin' Wolf]

If you live among wolves you have to act like a wolf.--Nikita Khrushchev

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WOLF GANG!!!!!!:D

[WARF]

Wrong thread dude. lol

[Loons The Great]

Well...well...well...

Rehab - Amy Winehouse

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go

I’d rather be at home with Ray
I ain’t got seventy days
Cos there’s nothing, there's nothing you can’t teach me
That I can’t learn from Mr Hathaway

I didn’t get a lot in class
But I know it don’t come in a shot glass

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain't got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go

The man said why you think you here?
I said I got no idea
I’m gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby
So I always keep a bottle near
He said I just think you’re depressed
Kiss me, yeah baby
And the rest

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know

I don’t ever want to drink again
I just, ooh I just need a friend
I’m not gonna spend ten weeks
Have everyone think I'm on the mend

It’s not just my pride
It’s just til these tears have dried

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no, no, no
Yes I been black but when I come back you'll know, know, know
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks I’m fine
He's tried to make me go to rehab but I won’t go, go, go

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by MAX
Did someone call?

EUAS4EVA!!!

There ain't no patry unless my ass 'tis parked heeya for this one!!!

Cool avatar, Maximus!!

Hell Yeaya!:D