Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[MAX]

Originally posted by Loons The Great
Cool avatar, Maximus!!

Hell Yeaya!:D

LOONS!!!

Thanks bro!!!

You should check out DG's. Mine was made from the leftovers. lol

[Loons The Great]

It's Eat 'Em and Smile time again one mo' time nah nah yezz...ooh well well...can I get a witness one time y'all nah yezzah yallah yowza...where are all my rowdy friends??...tell me that yous habn't settled down...

That old account was settled a long time ago

...well well well...

...yez yez yez...

ooo...oooh well well...ooo

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout nah yez....

Sho' Motherfuckin' 'Nuff...

alright alright
If it's all night
it's alright

EUAS is you ready fo' all this soul nah yez
Well, welcome to Tobacco Road, y'all...yez

hmmmm...mmmm...mmmm...mmmm....
Livin' the blues
Talkin' to yous
As familiar as the nike swoosh on yo' shoes

hmmmm....mmmm....mmmm....mmmm...

Nah we cookin'...cookin' wit gazz...the heat is on...the kettle is on high...jus' sittin' here cookin'...

A boom boom boom boom
boom boom out go the lights
sonic boom
dust my broom
that's the thing about self improvements
Ize plan to gets some soon

If you hear me howlin' callin' on my darlin'...howlin' at the moon...drinkin' smokin' loon wine...spo-dee-o-dee...I'm as crazy as a loon...jus' as sho' as my name nah nah...yez yez yez...yezz yezz...well well well...ooh well well...put that in yo hookah an' smokes it nah...John Lee Hooker....Earl Hooker...Eli'Booster'Green...I aggsked her for water she gimme gasoline...

A how how how how
Yallah! Dig it! Make it stink!

well well well

alright alright

I jus' went on an' told 'er
I'm a crosscut saw

I'm a hoodoo man...I'm a conjur man...I've got a mojo hand...I've got my brand on you...I got my mojo workin'...I've been crazy, yez...I've been a fool...been crazy all my life...fooled aroun' an' fell in lub with a preacher's wife...with a preacher's wife....Law'd Law'd Law'd...Law'd have mercy...great God almighty...La'wd Ize reckon...Look o'er yondah...yondah come de blues...lawdy mama lights my fuse...

[Loons The Great]

Times Of Trouble...well well well...

When the spoon is hot
And the needles sharp
And you drift away
I can hear you say
That the world in black
Is upon your back
And your body shakes
So you ditch away
And you close the shades

Dont try to do it
Dont try to kill your time
You might do it
Then you cant change your mind
Youve got a hold on to your time
Till your break through these
Times of trouble

When you try to talk
And the words get hard
And they put you down
Dont you stay
Dont you ditch away

I saw you swinging
Swinging your mothers sword
I know youre playing but
Sometimes the rules get hard
But if somebody left you out on a ledge
If somebody pushed you over the edge
If somebody loved you and left you for dead
You got to hold on to your time till you break
Through these times of trouble

[nobody's hero]

VELVET REVOLVER god that band sucks

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by nobody's hero
VELVET REVOLVER god that band sucks

What the fuck does that have to do with this thread?

[Loons The Great]

EUAS...sorta like 7-11...we're not always doin' business...but were always open...Yez Yeah!! Ooh well well...wellah wellah wellaaaaaah...yez yez YEZZAH...yallah...ya ya...yeay yeah...Owwwwww....Huuuuuh-uh...Ooongowha...EUAS got the powah!!...

Luck is for the duck...I went to the court to pay it off, and the judge asked me,"Loons The Great, are you GUILTY of drinking and driving?" And I says,"No, your Honor--I drank then I drove!"

I got somethin' to tell you, baby, make the hair raise on your head...I got somethin' to give you, honey, make the springs tremble on your bed...

"They Call Me Blind Lemon Loons"

So could you tells me all about what Ize know?
And then go awn an' tells me jus' a little bit mo'?

The blues ain't nothin' but a good woman...or three on your mind

Jus' like the bear love the honey
I loves my money

Don't tell your woman about what Blind Lemon Loons can do
Don't tell your woman about what Blind Lemon Loons can do
That will cause them to be suspicious
...and you know they will try me, too

I'm Blind Lemon Loons, the High Sheriff from Hell
I'm Blind Lemon Loons, the High Sheriff from Hell
The way Ize strut my stuff, well nah, you never can tell!!

[FORD]

**EUAS ALERT!!!**

If anybody gives a fucking shit, the historic Eat Us and Smile: Menace to the SHEEP Society is under full assault by the Sheep and Chedheads. Loons and I have been trying to hold them off, but this is a rabid strain of sheep, led by that hypocritical fuckwad Van Squalen who is the biggest psychotic bitch on these boards since 2001. Bring shears, bring 50 caliber rifles, bring arial anthrax, or whatever you got and slaughter these wooly bastards!!!

[rustoffa]

I'm there. When can I log out?

[FORD]

As soon as you finish vomiting. And killing a sheep or two.

[rustoffa]

Vomiting! Good call!

[FORD]

as posted by Carmine at Links

God Bless Squalen's 10,000th post:headbang:

Figures that this GUNT loving son of a bitch would support the psycho Squealen as well. Has he been banned here yet?

[rustoffa]

LMFAO!!!

[Unchainme]

man those guys are losers...Wonder if Van Squalen has the balls to register here on our turf?

[FORD]

Originally posted by Unchainme
man those guys are losers...Wonder if Van Squalen has the balls to register here on our turf?

He might have..... there are theories. And that's all I'm sayin'

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
He might have..... there are theories. And that's all I'm sayin'

So thats who Joe Thunder is!?

:D