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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    Originally posted by WARF
    I've been asking this for a few years now... is loons David Lee Roth?
    Loons has his own style and he's one of the posters that I've always enjoyed reading from day one.

    Not dissin' Dave but Loons has his own charasma.

    It's beyond stellar seein' him around mo' often.

    Suuup Warf?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Loons The Great

      Oooon gow whaaa...EUAS got the powah...I ain't gonn' work on Maggie's Farm no mo...

      Yo Kemosabies, here's some stuff that'll take you to the spiritual world

      I'm goin' where the Southern cross the Dog

      THERE'S A HOUSE IN HAZELHURST 16 STORIES HIGH
      AND EVERY STORY IN THAT HOUSE WAS FULL OF CHICKEN PIE

      Buildin' is you ready because we gonna tear you down
      I hope the buildin' can stand all this soul
      'Cause it sho' got a lot comin' on


      Worked all the summer, worked all the fall
      Had to take Christmas, in my overalls
      But now she's gone, an' I don't worry
      I'm sittin' on top of the world


      Max, yousa one cool mofo, bruda!!!!!!

      WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY I LIKED TO GO SWIMMIN'
      NOW I AM A BIGGER BOY I LIKE TO GO WITH WOMEN...

      ONE DAY I SET A-COURTIN' A GIRL AS DEAR AS LIFE. WHEN A WOMAN SHE SAID TO ME MR. LOONS,"HOW IS YOUR WIFE?"


      Well, I had an old hen and she had a wooden leg
      Just the best old hen that ever laid an egg

      Get thee behind me Satan, travel on down the line
      I am a bluesman gonna leave you behind

      A Roth fan give you a dollar and he won't think it's nothin' strange. A Hagar fan give you a dollar expect back 95 cents change.

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      • MAX
        Rotharmy Gladiator

        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 13001

        Loons,

        You're the spirit and bring the blues to the crib.

        Nothin' but yeah.

        Whoo and baby, baby, I'd rather, I'd rather be blind, boy.
        EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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        • Jesus Christ
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2434

          Re: Oooon gow whaaa...EUAS got the powah...I ain't gonn' work on Maggie's Farm no mo.

          Originally posted by Loons The Great

          Get thee behind me Satan, travel on down the line
          I am a bluesman gonna leave you behind


          Word

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          • crankfarm
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Jun 2004
            • 10

            yipeee!!!!

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15347

              FUCK VAN HALEN!!!!

              AND FUCK THEIR REALITY SERIES!!!!

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              • POJO_Risin
                Roth Army Caesar
                • Mar 2003
                • 40648

                Let it be known...

                YOU WILL WATCH...

                that is all...
                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  Attention...

                  footsteps...

                  the footsteps of Capri?

                  Let it Be...

                  it has once been known that all that is good...

                  has yet to be understood...

                  mmmK?

                  good day...

                  again...

                  that is all...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • WARF
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 15347

                    footsteps of capri... lol

                    PHOENIX was right... your fuckin' hammered dude!

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      Hola...humberto and McGee...

                      if it weren't for Shimbo..

                      we'd all be Capri...

                      Save it for the last dance...

                      spend it on Romance...

                      oobladi...

                      That is all...
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • conmee
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1945

                        Ah yes... the good ol' days... Pojo and I were driven... shit, I don't know how many times we got shit for writing novels... I wish I'd kept a couple of those posts... now lost to history since all the original threads from the first year or two of Links were lost during a server failure...

                        That was when getting to 1000 posts was considered an achievement... and when you consider I had about 600-700 and each post was at least a good sized paragraph, that's alot of writing... and when you consider Pojo has 10,000 posts, and each one is a paragraph, he's written a couple volumes of War and Peace by now... lol

                        Now... where the hell are those crumpets and tea?

                        That is all.

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                        • Rikk
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 16518

                          Originally posted by conmee
                          and when you consider Pojo has 10,000 posts...
                          Correction: 20000 posts.:D

                          That's the scripts for the first six seasons of LAW AND ORDER, including some Jerry Orbach's one-liners...
                          Roth Army Militia

                          Originally posted by WARF
                          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001

                            What "reality series?"

                            Is this for real?

                            Are they doing the INXS thing?
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • hain23x
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 418

                              RIKK,

                              love your icon thingy!

                              JR rocks


                              good goodly gravy.. 2o some odd pages of of this? you guys are REALLY OnFire!

                              and conmee too? wow! Rick Allen's missing arm sends his regards

                              POJO still risin' and of course WARF with the all time greatest picture with little Orphan Annie er.. Slappy!

                              where have all the good times gone?


                              just hoping 105.9 is going to carry DLR's new radio show here in Chicago

                              peace
                              Eat Us and Smile!
                              Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49567

                                Originally posted by MAX
                                What "reality series?"

                                Is this for real?

                                Are they doing the INXS thing?
                                No, I seriously doubt it. Edwad would have to be sober during the day. Or else he'll need a Smoking Loons IV to function.

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