Eat Us And Smile: EVOLUTION

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by WARF
Fab Shadow makes her first appearence in a EUAS thread.
Did your DRAMA RADAR go off again?

Of course... Ding Ding Ding...

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! This is funny!
REAL ROTH FANS? Who determines ones fandome? Is the a FAN-O-METER? Or do you just have to agree to suck his dick? Is there a test one must pass? A limit to how many times you must have seen Dave live? I mean everyone here has had the opportunity to see Dave life right? Do you need a permission slip if you missed seeing him when he was in your hometown? Funny but I have seen Dave live several times yet I'm still not viewed as a Roth fan just because I didn't dig some things he did AFTER CVH. Yet there are snot nosed brats running amok round here deciding who the sheep are. Tisk Tisk you webbies... You even modded them.

"SOUR, PISSED OFF AND DRESSED IN RAGS...SHOWING SOME NIPPLE AND HER TITTYBAGS..."

uhuhuhuhuhhuh

"who's that girl with a flabby-ass shadow?"

[WARF]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Really, you mean people were conspiring overthrow the ROTH Army and install HAGAR as our king! Those bastards!



What do you mean? That those that secretly like HOWARD STERN will be banned? 'Cause if you're going to change with the times as you keep insinuating you are with the new ROTH radio gig, you'd better keep up.

I mean, sorry WARF; but that's pretty stupid. What's the litmus test going to be?

A SHEEP is someone that wants SAMMY HAGAR back in VAN HA___, or so completely, delusionally in love with ED, they dis ROTH and could give a shit if it was EDDIE singing...

A sheep is anyone who has supported Van Hagar past or present.
A sheep is someone who goes with the flow and pretends to be a DLR fan, when they really listen to the Van Hagar catelogue and go their concerts.
Pojo, Brownsound1, Conmee, hain23x and pavinc are the founders.
They set the rules... and if there are some weak ass mofos swarming the message boards, they are gonna get their asses kicked.
This is obviously not the same Roth Army of 2000.
Read webmaster Pojo Risin' latest post.
It pretty much sums it up, and I agree with him for the most part.
The attitude of this site has been missing for awhile... and EUAS is ready to refocus... and weed out the fucking hypocrites!!
You see... EUAS... we fucking BLEED DLR... if you support Sammy in the slightest bit... your worthless in our book!

[WARF]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
The REAL Roth fans ...

We know one right now ... that ISN'T ...

There are more than one

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by WARF
A sheep is anyone who has supported Van Hagar past or present.
A sheep is someone who goes with the flow and pretends to be a DLR fan, when they really listen to the Van Hagar catelogue and go their concerts.
Pojo, Brownsound1, Conmee, hain23x and pavinc are the founders.

Interesting because I happen to know first hand that a couple of those people who's names are mentioned above saw VH in 2004...

I guess they are sheep too...

[Golden AWe]

rolleyes are the stupidest invention in the world of smilies :P

[Fabulous Shadow]

There are many types of Roth fans... To discount any of them simply lowers Roths fanbase. Now raise your hand if that's what were going for here? Why put a label on it. If you spend your money on Roth or anything Roth related your a Roth fan. PERIOD.

Sitting round crying about your Rothmanship at a website doesn't make you a bigger fan than the people who spend their money and their time suporting his efforts. Ummmkay...

[WARF]

Well I know Pojo, Brownie and conmee for a fact never saw that bullshit. Now as far as hain23x and pavinc? I don't know, they never even post here anymore. I seriously doubt anyone in EUAS would put a shiny penny into that disgrace of a concert!
Now don't get me wrong... some of EUAS might have a different take on this subject... I believe you can still be a fan of DLR's work... if you supported Van Hagar and bought the albums.
I just don't think you can be a DAVID LEE ROTH PURIST, unless you boycotted Van Hagar since 1985, such as myself.
EUAS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BABY, WE ARE THE ELITE!
JUST A BUNCH OF ROWDY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
NOT A FUCKING PENNY SPENT ON HAGAR FROM US!!!
NO WAY!!!

Now, don't get me wrong I got alot of friends here, and i'm not gonna mention names... cuz I gotta alot of respect for the mods and members, who give everything to the company..

DAY IN... AND DAY OUT...

But make no mistake about it...

If you owned any Van Hagar albums.. or saw any of the Van Hagar shows... you are NOT in our class...

No fucking way...
I walked out of Jacksonville... January 21st 1984.... missing the encore of jump... because my ride was gonna leave... I was told...

We'll see Van Halen next year!
WELL...
There was no fucking next year!!
I never spent a fucking penny since... and I was young then too...
Not a fucking penny on that fucking abomination to Rock..,
MR SAMUEL ROY HAGAR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

YOU SPEND A FUCKING PENNY ON HAGAR...
YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE ELITE!!!!!

EAT US AND SMILE... ONE TIME Y'ALLL!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
LMAO! This is funny!
REAL ROTH FANS? Who determines ones fandome? Is the a FAN-O-METER?

Ooooh! Someone's all catty tonight and just raring for a fight....

Or do you just have to agree to suck his dick?

Uhuhuhuhuuhuuhuhuh! Never been an issue with me. I'm not the one that thinks DAVE is gay, so that's not really an option for most.

Is there a test one must pass?

Well, seems you're preachin' to the choir...

But it helps if one is not mindlessly critical of DAVE when that's the way the wind is blownin'.

A limit to how many times you must have seen Dave live? I mean everyone here has had the opportunity to see Dave life right? Do you need a permission slip if you missed seeing him when he was in your hometown?

Well actually, despite DAVE's comprehensive tour schedule of Casinos and local community festival events as of late, he really isn't accessable to everybody...Certainly not since this board came back up.

And let's not even get into the cancellations (like 2002, when I was left high and dry), nevertheless, if DAVE actually played anywhere near Western NY, Northern PA, or Southern mid-Ontario, I certainly would be there myself. I'm waitin' for the Niagara Falls show actually, know some security there.

Funny but I have seen Dave live several times yet I'm still not viewed as a Roth fan just because I didn't dig some things he did AFTER CVH.

Well, to be honest, I'm not a huge fan of anything after A Lil' Ain't Enough, but it's enough for me...

Yet there are snot nosed brats running amok round here deciding who the sheep are. Tisk Tisk you webbies... You even modded them.

Running amok? Exactly how? What exactly do they do to the "sheep?" I mean, if a fucker looks like a sheep, and he quacks like a mother fuckin' sheep, er, baaa's well, whatever, nobody screens new people here for HAGAR content...

The SHEEP PEN came into being in response to the assholes that came here to troll and attack DAVE, and to ruin threads and insult posters in order to make a pro-VAN HAGAR statement. Don't make it sound like the Gestapo missy! They didn't seem to deny hating, and disrespecting DAVE though they may qualify it by pointing out that they like some classic VAN HALEN...

I mean, the SHEEP PEN did consider at one time hanging out side of a VAN HAGAR '04 venue, in order to physically attack concert goers for being SHEEP. But after checking with local law enforcement, we found this was illegal, so now we just call up households suspected of listening to VAN HAGAR and breath heavy and rant, "why don't you check on the baby you Hagar loving cunt!"

***End of Transmission***

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WARF
Fab Shadow makes her first appearence in a EUAS thread.
Did your DRAMA RADAR go off again?

LOL

[WARF]

Fab, take a look at this FIVE THOUSAND dollar rolex?
Do you see this Armani suit?
This what a real DLR fan wears, why?
Cuz i'm a champion.
Listen up Flabby, cuz this is a very historical comment.. i'm about to make!
Your just a spectator... your only claim to fame is that you got big tits!
Your know NOTHING about David Lee Roth.
So pull up a chair...
Grab your fucking dildo...
And watch the fucking maestro conduct his business.
And pretty soon sweet pea...
Your gonna be just another female in the crowd, wishin' you could be in the ring with a REAL CHAMPION.
It's hard being me...
But after all...
It's just another long night of kissin' the girls... and making them cry!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WARF
Well I know Pojo, Brownie and conmee for a fact never saw that bullshit. Now as far as hain23x and pavinc? I don't know, they never even post here anymore. I seriously doubt anyone in EUAS would put a shiny penny into that disgrace of a concert!
Now don't get me wrong... some of EUAS might have a different take on this subject... I believe you can still be a fan of DLR's work... if you supported Van Hagar and bought the albums.
I just don't think you can be a DAVID LEE ROTH PURIST, unless you boycotted Van Hagar since 1985, such as myself.
EUAS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BABY, WE ARE THE ELITE!
JUST A BUNCH OF ROWDY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
NOT A FUCKING PENNY SPENT ON HAGAR FROM US!!!
NO WAY!!!

Now, don't get me wrong I got alot of friends here, and i'm not gonna mention names... cuz I gotta alot of respect for the mods and members, who give everything to the company..

DAY IN... AND DAY OUT...

But make no mistake about it...

If you owned any Van Hagar albums.. or saw any of the Van Hagar shows... you are NOT in our class...

No fucking way...
I walked out of Jacksonville... January 21st 1984.... missing the encore of jump... because my ride was gonna leave... I was told...

We'll see Van Halen next year!
WELL...
There was no fucking next year!!
I never spent a fucking penny since... and I was young then too...
Not a fucking penny on that fucking abomination to Rock..,
MR SAMUEL ROY HAGAR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

YOU SPEND A FUCKING PENNY ON HAGAR...
YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE ELITE!!!!!

EAT US AND SMILE... ONE TIME Y'ALLL!!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!

Jesus WARF, when you done whacking your one-eyed wonder worm, keep in mind that LOU talked a lot of game too...(ban anyone who sees them in 2004 I think he said?), and well, uhuhuhuhuh! You know the rest. Jesus, it's amessage board, not a suicide cult.

Personally, I think it's pretty funny that people wasted their money to see the 2004 Van Hagar shell (a shell even by they're standards, and that bar is set mighty low). Losing $100 watching someone under-perform, even by your drastically lowered expectations for them, is quite hysterical in my opinion...

And precisely how old were you when VH split WARF (I actually remember crying, I actually was ashamed that I teared up in junior high school in front of my friends, now it's a personal badge of honor for me that I knew something great was at an end). I mean, I'm getting up there at 35, and I was like 14 when they split, so you were, oh, seven-years old WARF? :D Are you kidding me? Dude, cut the act! Did you go on a kindergarten rampage when you heard that VH split? Was it tough to finger paint that day?:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by WARF
[B]Well I know Pojo, Brownie and conmee for a fact never saw that bullshit.

Well then someones being lied to... And I don't think it's me.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by WARF
Your know NOTHING about David Lee Roth.

Get your facts straight there WARF. I know plenty about Roth and VH in general. Don't make assumptions about things you don't know.
Van Halen was a local band in my hood. I was litening to them before they had a label. They were playin parties that were practically in my back yard. Just because I don't get a SPASTIC over Roth doesn't mean I don't know about him or like him... It just means I have my priorities straight and my past times in perspective.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Get your facts straight there WARF. I know plenty about Roth and VH in general. Don't make assumptions about things you don't know.
Van Halen was a local band in my hood. I was litening to them before they had a label. They were playin parties that were practically in my back yard. Just because I don't get a SPASTIC over Roth doesn't mean I don't know about him or like him... It just means I have my priorities straight and my past times in perspective.

And what you don't know, you just make up.