Ralph Saenz: If You're Gonna Do A VAN HALEN Reunion, You Can't Have Your Son Playing

[DONNIEP]

because VH evolved and their fans have not. kind of embarrassing no?

VH evolved...I don't see much evolution going on there. Maybe this summer's mega tour will be different, might be some evolution there.

[vandeleur]

Mike's dead man , gone bought the Hagar cock.
It's sad so sad but let's be honest the last thing dave needs up on the stage at the moment is someone hitting the right notes.

:D

[DONNIEP]

Mike's dead man , gone bought the Hagar cock.
It's sad so sad but let's be honest the last thing dave needs up on the stage at the moment is someone hitting the right notes.

:D

First off, Sammy didn't have any cock left after Ed gobbled it down to a wee nub

Yeah, I don't think even Mikey could do much to help Dave at this point. I mean, aside from hooking Dave up with his hair guy...

[BiG_Troubles]

when people see Mike in Chickenfoot, nobody says "hey, where's Ed, Al and Dave?"...

[chefcraig]

Ralph Saenz? I think I would be more interested in Ralph Maccio's take on the current state of Van Halen....he is at least equally relevant

No kidding...plus the fact that he handed Steve Vai his own ass with both hands in Crossroads...

[WARF]

Ralph Saenz is the only person who could replace David Lee Roth and i'd still buy a ticket!

[Dave's Bitch]

Wolfie's cool.

No he isn't

[ZahZoo]

No kidding...plus the fact that he handed Steve Vai his own ass with both hands in Crossroads...

Actually it was Ry Cooder that gave Vai some proper Blues schoolin...

[DONNIEP]

Ralph Saenz is the only person who could replace David Lee Roth and i'd still buy a ticket!

I don't know man, just let Mikey sit in on a couple songs with Ralph and it sounds more like Van Halen than this current abortion.

[Dave's Bitch]

I don't know man, just let Mikey sit in on a couple songs with Ralph and it sounds more like Van Halen than this current abortion.

But what about Wolfie?, Wolfie's cool

[DONNIEP]

But what about Wolfie?, Wolfie's cool

Oh he's the coolest! Just a super swell neato player. And the greatest singer ever! Can you get me an autograph?

[Dave's Bitch]

Oh he's the coolest! Just a super swell neato player. And the greatest singer ever! Can you get me an autograph?

Did you know he's Ed's son?. Probably not because it never gets mentioned and all, but he totally is. I bet once this juicy snippet of information gets out, he won't be able to take more than 3 steps without being jumped and ravaged by women

[DONNIEP]

Did you know he's Ed's son?. Probably not because it never gets mentioned and all, but he totally is. I bet once this juicy snippet of information gets out, he won't be able to take more than 3 steps without being jumped and ravaged by women

I did hear that but I thought it was all just a nasty internet rumor. See, the story I heard was that Wolfie was actually a faith healer who used a pair of Holy Ear Buds to suck the drunkeness out of Ed and then used his Jedi Mind Trick to convince Ed to hire Dave. Because nobody else on the planet had ever thought to say, "Hey Ed, nobody wants to see your shitty band anymore unless Dave is out front". Amazing, isn't it?

[Dave's Bitch]

I did hear that but I thought it was all just a nasty internet rumor. See, the story I heard was that Wolfie was actually a faith healer who used a pair of Holy Ear Buds to suck the drunkeness out of Ed and then used his Jedi Mind Trick to convince Ed to hire Dave. Because nobody else on the planet had ever thought to say, "Hey Ed, nobody wants to see your shitty band anymore unless Dave is out front". Amazing, isn't it?

What ever it was, he sure did a fine job. He even managed to suck the darkness out of Ed's filthy meth mouth. What a swell guy

[DONNIEP]

What ever it was, he sure did a fine job. He even managed to suck the darkness out of Ed's filthy meth mouth. What a swell guy

I forgot about Ed's Filthy Methy Mouth! Yes, that truly was a miracle! Maybe he can use his powers to bring back Dave's hair...or his voice!!