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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #46
    No, probably not a lot...

    But certainly a normal working man's yearly salary went up his nose during Kimmel...

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #47
      Originally posted by clarathecarrot
      DO IT!! Dilute the site even further than you have...
      Hahahahahahaha...:biggrin

      That made my afternoon...

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      • clarathecarrot
        Full Member Status

        • May 2010
        • 3588

        #48
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        you need one of these [ATTACH=CONFIG]12747[/ATTACH]
        She was back here the last three weeks she left yesterday for southern MO yeah I miss her but she is the grown up kinda water horse..lol..J/K.
        2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
        clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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        • DONNIEP
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 13373

          #49
          Originally posted by clarathecarrot
          1. Fuck Off Douche Nozzle

          2. Suck It.

          3.There is a web site just for you, but it is all about Samuel I am sure you are already a member. ( you could have fun there)

          4.About 10 % of TD is somewhat sketchy. Your boy Spams would overdub it if it was his job as singer, into a studio CD and you would love it. That's awesome dude!
          a. (re:10%) That to me is a phenomenal achievement and worthy of my dollars and accolades.

          5. I want you to stand next to perhaps the worlds greatest guitarist and be the singer every day for the last 7 years of/and the touring (I won't even make you part of the first 10 years of Vh)... SUPER EASY!! now tell me what you would do to make sure, you held up to your obligations to be a the leader of the show. I bet you wouldn't last 3 seconds attempting to fill roths shoes.

          6.Attempting to keep this site active by dissing the reason for the site was played out years ago it's been done to death around here. You homos need to lay off the ..shhhh we are the secret part of VH nobody knows about...no really we are van halens advertising team.....we diss roth it get people interested.....shhhhh....we are a club.....

          7. (see #1.)

          could be the greatest post in the history of the 7 internets!!!
          Too many words. You gotta be more brief with your insults.
          American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35212

            #50
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            Hahahahaha...

            You're drunk...
            Not yet but it's nice to get a laugh...

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #51
              I'm laughing...

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              • lesfunk
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3583

                #52
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                He's wired on on the Kimmel performance, no doubt in my mind...

                Some of us are familiar with what that looks like...
                Some of us are familiar with what that feels like...
                http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #53
                  Yup...

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #54
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    Some of us are familiar with what that feels like...
                    And some of us grew up and put that crap in the past...

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                    • clarathecarrot
                      Full Member Status

                      • May 2010
                      • 3588

                      #55
                      Originally posted by DONNIEP
                      Too many words. You gotta be more brief with your insults.
                      I am sure you and your PHD specialists in "Doctorology" that have accused Roth excuse me diagnosed Roth....have some time on your hands lately...hmmmm....

                      That twat BOF works three hours a day ALL BILLS FUTURE AND PRESENT PAID!! and that is all he has to do, he is magnificent!!!! we have no idea and he doesn't either, what day that is or when, though...but damnitt he wants to and that is special....(little tear)
                      2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                      clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                      • DONNIEP
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 13373

                        #56
                        Originally posted by clarathecarrot
                        I am sure you and your PHD specialists in "Doctorology" that have accused Roth excuse me diagnosed Roth....have some time on your hands lately...hmmmm....

                        That twat BOF works three hours a day ALL BILLS FUTURE AND PRESENT PAID!! and that is all he has to do, he is magnificent!!!! we have no idea and he doesn't either, what day that is, though...but damnitt he wants to and that is special....(little tear)
                        So what? I know a guy who's a prince in Saudi Arabia. He works zero hours a day and has more money than blah blah blah. And I have plenty of time on my hands - I get like two months of vacation a year.

                        Now, tell me more about this "Doctorology"...can you get a degree online or do you actually have to study books and stuff?
                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #57
                          Originally posted by DONNIEP
                          So what? I know a guy who's a prince in Saudi Arabia.
                          Yeah, me too...

                          Send him 500 bucks and he'll deposit 5,000,000 in your bank account...

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373

                            #58
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            Yeah, me too...

                            Send him 500 bucks and he'll deposit 5,000,000 in your bank account...
                            You've met him too!
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                            • clarathecarrot
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2010
                              • 3588

                              #59
                              Originally posted by DONNIEP
                              So what? I know a guy who's a prince in Saudi Arabia. He works zero hours a day and has more money than blah blah blah. And I have plenty of time on my hands - I get like two months of vacation a year.

                              Now, tell me more about this "Doctorology"...can you get a degree online or do you actually have to study books and stuff?

                              Yeah, that was topical 30 years ago, comedy man and it isn't topical now the joke goes.. The sheik in Kuwait that owns all that oil sadam wants doesn't have a bank account, he only has a LED numerical clock locked in a swiss bank safe, that increases as fast as time will allow.


                              That's comedy right there, buddy.
                              2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                              clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                              • Whorehey
                                Head Fluffer
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 314

                                #60
                                Originally posted by TJMKID
                                Michael J. Fox discovered that truth.
                                I just had a vision of MJF spinning a mic stand around his body.

                                Our boy is hitting the Bolivian Marching Powder. I'd like to think he's hitting something Designer like Krocodil or that new gravel stuff...
                                'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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