EVH: Billboard Mag Cover Story Sneak Peek Via VHND

[DONNIEP]

I can just imagine Sammy reading this to mikey

Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!

[DONNIEP]

Yeah, he wanted his fatty son to play in Van Halen, the family cottage industry of rudderless wasted "ten cans" at 5150...

I wonder if he makes Wolfie video him playing the bass so he can learn the songs? Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus is omnipotent.

[vandeleur]

Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!

You know what ,between fidgetty mcwhatsthewords and bitter vanwheresthebeer am not sure we are missing much

[cadaverdog]

Keep it up and I'll put a curse on you so that VH never plays in Blighty. See - it's working already!

They won't be gannin' down the Scotswood Road?

[DONNIEP]

You know what ,between fidgetty mcwhatsthewords and bitter vanwheresthebeer am not sure we are missing much

Ah, I'm not even planning on going to see a show unless Dave is on fire every nite. Or singing On Fire like it should be sung every nite. That I would pay for. The rest? Nah, not so much. I'd rather dust off an old boot and watch it. But that's just me.

Oh, and Mikey called. He wants to know how you type with your head so far up Wolfie's ass

[DONNIEP]

They won't be gannin' down the Scotswood Road?

Ah, you shouldn't have brought that up while I'm drankin! Now I'll be singin' that all nite long! Where's my Toon Top?

[vandeleur]

They won't be gannin' down the Scotswood Road?

It's gannin doon

[vandeleur]

Ah, I'm not even planning on going to see a show unless Dave is on fire every nite. Or singing On Fire like it should be sung every nite. That I would pay for. The rest? Nah, not so much. I'd rather dust off an old boot and watch it. But that's just me.

Oh, and Mikey called. He wants to know how you type with your head so far up Wolfie's ass

Ed told me Wolfe played on the 6 pack , just saying

[DONNIEP]

Ed told me Wolfe played on the 6 pack , just saying

Bwahahaha! That'll be next! Or he'll say Wolfie's spirit spoke to him and told him what bass lines to play.

[Kristy]

Holy shit I get it now - I thought when you were calling people on here failed musicians you were trying to insult them, now I realize you were actually giving us a big compliment!

Sorry for being so slow...

Have you been checked for any kind of a brain tumor?

[cadaverdog]

It's gannin doon

Gannin' along in some spots.

[Kristy]

Musicians are a waste of human existence. Ruthless egotism, greed, envy, the desire for honors and power.

[DONNIEP]

Musicians are a waste of human existence. Ruthless egotism, greed, envy, the desire for honors and power.

I agree and I'm damn glad I don't know anybody like that!

[Kristy]

Assholes, everyone of them only interested in their self determinism; they might as well become politicians.

Eddie for Governor of California. Don't laugh. That could easily happen.

[Romeo Delight]

I wonder if he makes Wolfie video him playing the bass so he can learn the songs? Oh, I'm sorry, Jesus is omnipotent.

I think its Wolf reminding Ed how to play the guitar parts.

Even Ed is going to have to apologize for this one isn't he?

Could this be the very thing that brings back Mike, even just for a show or three? A mea culpa? Just to garner back some of the respect he seems to be craving recently? Stanger things have happened.