Will we get a new album from Van Halen?
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Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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It was pretty much the same here in Hell until we got freezers.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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Of course as is always the case the people at the top don't follow any of those 'rules', just the plebs they exploit...Comment
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Oh puh leeze...Southern Baptists aren't supposed to drink either. You think that stops any of us? I mean, sure, you don't want the preacher to see you with a case of cheap beer in your cart at the Walmart but we've learned to be sneaky! Rike the Japanese. Pearr Harbor, that a ritter bit sneaky.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Yes, but how many of you mortals still keep up the pretense with those "dry counties" in the South?
Wanna know what the REAL story was behind "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"?? I wasn't looking for a soul to steal, or to get into a contest with some dumb kid, I was just looking for a goddamned cold beer!!Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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Yes, but how many of you mortals still keep up the pretense with those "dry counties" in the South?
Wanna know what the REAL story was behind "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"?? I wasn't looking for a soul to steal, or to get into a contest with some dumb kid, I was just looking for a goddamned cold beer!!
Ok, my county is "dry". But the towns can vote to sell booze. My town sells booze. Most of the towns sell booze. So technically it's dry but in reality you can buy all the beer and liquor you want. The reason the "dry counties" still exist is mostly because we don't want to appear to be drankin beer so we can be respectable. So we found a way to look like we're dry but really we got all the booze we can drink. It's just like when teenagers used to go buy from the bootlegger on the weekend. Geez, so much for your all knowing evil powers...American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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