Not me. I'd love to hang out with 18 year old me!! Oh man, it would be better than hanging out with your best guy friend! Plus I could mentor myself on all the stuff I learned in the past 27 years and then we'd go find Steve Jobs and I'd have him make me a partner and we'd invent all the shit that other companies invented and I could buy my own Whore Island. Then I'd write down every hit song over the past 27 years and rule the music industry. And I'd write every hit movie and rule Hollywood. At the same time I'd push for secession for the states of the Confederacy and then I'd be President of the CSA. And that's just the first year.
Somebody fire up the Delorean - Big D is about to take over the whole damn world!!!
Somebody fire up the Delorean - Big D is about to take over the whole damn world!!!
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