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[Anonymous]

Izzy - I have found a chick willing to help us with our questions:

Naw, porn is of no help. Those girls willingly PUSH it out, that doesn't answer the question at all.

[DONNIEP]

Naw, porn is of no help. Those girls willingly PUSH it out, that doesn't answer the question at all.

Well I'm out of suggestions. But I have plenty of pics of hot whores, in case this thread gets back on topic.

[Anonymous]

Izzy let me offer my sincerest apologies if my flippant humourous comment touched a nerve.
Erectile dysfunction is not a laughing matter I will refrain from using as a basis for a gag in future.

Floppy cock .... Sorry It just came out . It won't happen again.

Izzyhardyet

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

[Angel]

You know, you guys could probably get government grants to pay for your study..

[vandeleur]

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

Ok ok I coincider myself told

[Anonymous]

See, that brings up another issue - how is she supposed to go home smelling like she just took a shower? Maybe it would be best for her to go home and take a serious shower before she bangs her husband. But then she runs the risk of him discovering the cream pie or maybe even some evidence on her back.

We really need to get to the bottom of this.

Wait, I got it!

Do you know anyone whose wife cheated on him?

Wait, let me rephrase that. Do you know anyone who found out about his wife cheating on him but doesn't know it was you?

You could ask him how he found out. It's a long shot, but we're already clutching at straws, anyway.

[Anonymous]

You know, you guys could probably get government grants to pay for your study..

We could, couldn't we?

Now THERE's a thought.

How do we apply for a government grant, anyone knows?

[DONNIEP]

My cock is perfectly fine, thank you very much. It's hard enough to bruise with well-placed strike, extremely functional & ejaculates both a generous amount & a good distance, as many a woman has received a surprise facial when I was nowhere near her face.

Now, can we stop talking about my dick & go back to pussies?

Your behaviour & interests are ever more suspicious, Vandy.

It's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

[vandeleur]

it's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

ford

[DONNIEP]

Wait, I got it!

Do you know anyone whose wife cheated on him?

Wait, let me rephrase that. Do you know anyone who found out about his wife cheating on him but doesn't know it was you?

You could ask him how he found out. It's a long shot, but we're already clutching at straws, anyway.

Well, in my case(s), the mens didn't find out due to the remnants of an afternoon of cheatin. Which is surprising to me. I mean, I know for a fact one of them really digs his wife cause I'm friends with them. So you'd think he'd be like - hey, how come your neck kinda smells like your pussy? And I'd think it was suspicious of my old lady came in and then tossed her panties in the washing machine. Or maybe she plans it so that she's gotta put clothes in the wash that nite anyway.

I'm glad I'm not married. There's so much less to worry about.

[Anonymous]

It's getting hard to ignore, isn't it?

To his credit, my cock is fascinating.

But it is becoming an unnatural obsession. He couldn't've picked a worse time, either. If the Muslims find out, they'll will chuck him off a building sooner enough.

The worse bit is, they seem to only have two story-buildings over there. So they'll have to go down to pick him up & try again until he's good & gone. It might be quite painful.

Vandy, as a friend, I urge you to please hire a tranny to get it off your system before it's too late!

[DONNIEP]

ford

You keep on and I'll post something inappropriate! Or racist. Most likely racist.

[vandeleur]

To his credit, my cock is fascinating.

But it is becoming an unnatural obsession. He couldn't've picked a worse time, either. If the Muslims find out, they'll will chuck him off a building sooner enough.

The worse bit is, they seem to only have two story-buildings over there. So they'll have to go down to pick him up & try again until he's good & gone. It might be quite painful.

Vandy, as a friend, I urge you to please hire a tranny to get it off your system before it's too late!

Izzyinyet

[vandeleur]

You keep on and I'll post something inappropriate! Or racist. Most likely racist.

Better than scratching the barrel trying to remember the last time you even seen the inside of a women's anatomy

[vandeleur]

Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.

Taxi for the both of you