Dave's Social Media Returns this Sunday, Feb. 7th

[Anonymous]

Between the two of you the human race would die out.
Cannot and wouldn't ...... You are now asking a lesbian advice on cream pies.

Taxi for the both of you

Look, Angel popped in at a critical time, I thought I'd have a go at asking her. Couldn't hurt.

[vandeleur]

You don't have to explain your self to me bud , just little ford

[DONNIEP]

You don't have to explain your self to me bud , just little ford

Your taunts have no affect on me, you Moozlim sympathizer!

[DONNIEP]

And the closest Vandy comes to a pair of panties is when he's doing the laundry

[vandeleur]

And the closest Vandy comes to a pair of panties is when he's doing the laundry

And they are mine

[DONNIEP]

And they are mine

Well, they are really soft. So you get a pass on that. Unless you're wearing them outside of the house. Which means you're gay. And will possibly get you tossed off a building by one of your new "countrymen"

[FORD]

Ford

Hey don't be pushing that Trump wall building shit on to me. As far as I'm concerned "The Wall" is a Pink Floyd album, and that's the only one I recognize.

[vandeleur]

Well, they are really soft. So you get a pass on that. Unless you're wearing them outside of the house. Which means you're gay. And will possibly get you tossed off a building by one of your new "countrymen"

I live in a bungalow , do you have those in New Mexicana ?

[DONNIEP]

Finally, Ford shows up. Now me and him are gonna kick your ass Vandy!!

[vandeleur]

Finally, Ford shows up. Now me and him are gonna kick your ass Vandy!!

[DONNIEP]

I live in a bungalow , do you have those in New Mexicana ?

No, we have these things called houses and these other things called yards. A yard is an area a little over an acre big that we own and can do whatever the fuck we want on it. It's all part of this new thing called Freedom.

And we're gonna keep the illegals out. Again: Wall. We'll send back the criminals and keep all the good ones to work in the Mexican restaurants cause that's important. Then we're gonna build huge cotton plantations and woops wrong thread. But you get the idea.

[Igosplut]

Dave treats his lifelong fans like shit, but shows up and treats a bunch of hill jack rednecks that might be able to name one or two songs of his, like he's been their buddy forever. This fucking guys doucheness never ceases to amaze me.

In case anyone is keeping track, I watched a total of 1:13 seconds of that, before I fast forwarded, just to hear if he was still being lame, then fast forwarded to the end. Great stuff Dave. You are a true savant. About everything, including sheep and cattle.

HA! If he was promoting Dodge trucks you'd be all in.......

[DONNIEP]

You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!

[Igosplut]

I believe you, you just seemed more pissed off lately.

Which I can perfectly understand, of course.

Oh no, he's much better now......

[vandeleur]

You are just scared because you know between Ford's Ultra Liberal Yankee Powers and my Super Conservative Confederate Jesus Kicks Ass Powers we are going to make you kneel before us like you're about to be doing to your ISIS masters on that little island you live on. And honest to God, haven't you people figure out yet that an island is some place tropical?? Not some rock where it rains constantly and the natives go 'round stabbing each other!

Sorry mate I can't hear you its pissing down and it's making a hell of a noise on my tin roof