Is This man DLR's Daddy?? (or Dandy??)

[turboblues]

Originally posted by knowitall
Good morning Bill!!! Have I bashed Roth yet?? I still find him interesting enough that his publicity stunts get me looking for photos on a site like this.... and Friday will be my one week anniversary!! Thanks, I'm feeling good about it too. Please, knowing about certain "elemnts" of pop culture doesn't make me a fan of said "elements". Nope, not a big Sammy, Gary Cherone, or Jim Dandy fan. I've always admired Roth's ability to do the best with what he has. It's not VH's fault that Dave's solo career tanked, is it?? At least afford them that!!

Here we have the one day tourist again!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by knowitall
Rothkillssam, Dave is from a very wealthy Jewish family, his dad was a neurosurgeon, his uncle a cancer specialist, and another uncle, Manny Roth, owned the infamous Cafe Wha? in NY. Pete Angelus did write most of Roth's stuff, and directed those side splittin'-knee slappin vids for him. From Pretty Woman on up . You are a really, fucking stupid person, boy, that I am sure of. You embarrass most of the people on here that try to come across as legit, that I'm sure of. That Spermy Gaybar thing sure is funny-- you and that fucking twerp Scottidabodi can work on some new comebacks while you're watching the next "wrestling" PPV together. Goof.

God, you are the SHEEP OF THE WEEK, and I think everybody can understand why now!!!!!!

Angelus wrote half of Dave's stuff??? LOL!!!!!!!!!! Is Angelus also speaking into a microphone with a transmitter in Dave's ear, giving him quotes whenever he does interviews??

You are a tool. You're the same guy that claimed Dave fired Van Halen and was going to continue the band with new players.

You are the biggest psycho I've seen on this board. Maybe every SHEEP OF THE WEEK will have a theme. cockvanhalen69 can hold the place of biggest moron. You can hold the place of biggest psycho!! Look at your ramblings. I mean, you go on about Jim Dandy (this was pointed out 25-years ago!!!...you discovered nothing, you pansy), and then almost insinuate that because Jim Dandy is gay, Roth is!!! You're probably the same idiot who started a thread that Roth's friend is gay, so Roth is!!! Roth has had more women in his life than you've jacked off! His exploits are legendary, and the brothers would have humiliated him with a story if they could have!!! Christ, Eddie went on about how the night he met Val, Roth was trying to sleep with her. Yeah, what a fag.

Loser, you are trying every which way you can to prove that Roth is an asshole or not innovative. Your posts are filled with psycho exclamations. You have new ridiculous facts to post when people aren't agreeing with you. And when they're not agreeing with you, you go nuts on them.

Go take some valium and get back in the fucking pen, you unbelievably pathetic fucking cunt.

[knowitall]

I go nuts on them? Rikk, I don't have the time to quote all of your crap-- you're obviuosly unstable and have waaaay too much of your life wrapped up in this stuff, friend. This shouldn't have put you on the moon the way it has. It's a band. A once great band. Get a grip Rikk, and calm down before you go postal in your Mom's basement. Yikes.....

[turboblues]

No, he'd better get back to the asylum a.k.a. the links!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by knowitall
I go nuts on them? Rikk, I don't have the time to quote all of your crap-- you're obviuosly unstable and have waaaay too much of your life wrapped up in this stuff, friend. This shouldn't have put you on the moon the way it has. It's a band. A once great band. Get a grip Rikk, and calm down before you go postal in your Mom's basement. Yikes.....

Can't you read, little bitch? Get back in the fucking pen!!!

You go nuts, people react, and then you tell them they're unstable? Dude (or is that dude-ette?), you're the poster boy for one not having his shit together. Christopher Reeve has more reason to be optimistic than you do. You're probably a Bellevue resident with access to a computer. I bet you live at home.

So suck mother.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by knowitall
Rothkillssam, Dave is from a very wealthy Jewish family, his dad was a neurosurgeon, his uncle a cancer specialist, and another uncle, Manny Roth, owned the infamous Cafe Wha? in NY. Pete Angelus did write most of Roth's stuff, and directed those side splittin'-knee slappin vids for him. From Pretty Woman on up . You are a really, fucking stupid person, boy, that I am sure of. You embarrass most of the people on here that try to come across as legit, that I'm sure of. That Spermy Gaybar thing sure is funny-- you and that fucking twerp Scottidabodi can work on some new comebacks while you're watching the next "wrestling" PPV together. Goof.

Again, you think all of this NEW, BREATHTAKING DETAIL of Dave's childhood has us all SO IMPRESSED, but it is all common knowledge. You bring nothing here except your shrill, meaningless posts that speak much, but say nothing. You continue to bring up the Pete Angelus factor, but you go nowhere with it nor offer anything in the way of credibility. I know this comes as a shock to you, but Dave was already a rock star with the roth persona before the EEAS videos which you credit to Angelus. Exactly what did Angelus contribute? Which scene(s)? Which part fo the dialogue was Angelus'? What percentage was Angelus and what percentage was the unoriginal Roth?

How many weeks will go by before you leave? You promised us that the boredom you get from this site was just a passing interest and that you were leaving, but yet you have been the most prolific poster since you joined.

Yes, you are a fag, your mom is a whore, and I am your father

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Again, you think all of this NEW, BREATHTAKING DETAIL of Dave's childhood has us all SO IMPRESSED, but it is all common knowledge. You bring nothing here except your shrill, meaningless posts that speak much, but say nothing. You continue to bring up the Pete Angelus factor, but you go nowhere with it nor offer anything in the way of credibility. I know this comes as a shock to you, but Dave was already a rock star with the roth persona before the EEAS videos which you credit to Angelus. Exactly what did Angelus contribute? Which scene(s)? Which part fo the dialogue was Angelus'? What percentage was Angelus and what percentage was the unoriginal Roth?

How many weeks will go by before you leave? You promised us that the boredom you get from this site was just a passing interest and that you were leaving, but yet you have been the most prolific poster since you joined.

Yes, you are a fag, your mom is a whore, and I am your father

Wow, Rothkillssam!! It's amazing. Roth was in a band before he did the EAT 'EM AND SMILE album? I thought Pete Angelus created Roth in a laboratory and made him popular through the EAT 'EM AND SMILE videos?

You have to admit, my friend, arguing with BLOW-IT-ALL is like trying to make the ocean more wet by spitting on it. This dudes hangs himself with every post. Each post seems to confirm that he's more and more psycho. He's absolutely nuts. He's loving the fact that I posted that my cousin came out recently and going nuts about it. I think he just wants me to post my cousin's address!

BLOW-IT-ALL, you're sick, dude.

[knowitall]

Now you're attacking a quad!! Homophobia, life revolves around David Lee Roth, lives at home with his Mom, is unstable, and freaks if people say negative things about said former entertainer. Yes, that implies sanity to me, and quite a few more folks, too, I'm sure. And you "moderate" a pen full of "sheep" that you get off on trying to ridicule, as a side bar to your obsession with David Lee Roth. Keep linin' 'em up Rikk!!!

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by knowitall
Now you're attacking a quad!! Homophobia, life revolves around David Lee Roth, lives at home with his Mom, is unstable, and freaks if people say negative things about said former entertainer. Yes, that implies sanity to me, and quite a few more folks, too, I'm sure. And you "moderate" a pen full of "sheep" that you get off on trying to ridicule, as a side bar to your obsession with David Lee Roth. Keep linin' 'em up Rikk!!!

As usual, when cornered BLOW IT ALL makes no reference to the destruction of his anti-Roth points. Where are your facts to back up the extremeley general and pointless argument?

Yes, your mom is trailer trash, but she is still my plaything

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
As usual, when cornered BLOW IT ALL makes no reference to the destruction of his anti-Roth points. Where are your facts to back up the extremeley general and pointless argument?

Yes, your mom is trailer trash, but she is still my plaything

LOL! You're right. He is absolutely obsessed (in a bug-eyed kind of way) with proving Roth sucks. One posts how is he is wrong, using facts and evidence. And then he attacks, making personal insults, insinuating homosexuality where there is none and then accuses his enemy of being psycho even though he is the one that has been on a fansite for an artist he does not respect for several days. He has obsessively tried to prove that all the Roth fans on this site are wrong.

But we're psycho.

And methinks he doesn't like the Pen very much. Well, figures... I mean, I'm the one with the problem for running it with the other guys...but he's still the SHEEP OF THE WEEK!!!!!!

You're the one with the problem, BLOW-IT-ALL!!! Now get back in the fucking pen!!!

[knowitall]

Ok, I'm surprised you don't know who Angelus is but here goes; He co conceptualized/directed Jump, Pretty Woman, Panama, Hot For Teacher, all of Dave's solo stuff up to Just Like Parasites, I believe. He was also on board to co-write and direct Roth's "movie". He was the guy in the vids that was "Forget about it Dave!" Of course, you guys know all this "crap". All of Roth's "routines" are just that; routines!! It implies "scripting", you know "I forgot the fuckin words" or my personal fave from the '84 tour " There's some stupid fucker (see also:VH roadie) down there squirting water at me...hey pal....if you don't cut that out, I'm going to go down there and fuck your girlfriend!" Zaba daba doobee do!!!! Did you ever see them mock Dave on SNL?? It's hilarious!! I digress..... any and all comedians or people like Dave, who rely on clever quips and the like, from Henny Youngman to Bill Cosby to Seinfeld and Chris Rock, all use writers. Dave's guy was Angelus. This is again, not disputed by Roth. You still have to be funny, don't get me wrong, but .....SHIT!!! DID I JUST SUGGEST THAT DAVE WASN'T 100% SPONTANEOUS!!! Please forgive me.....hopefully you can make sense of my psychotic rambling!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by knowitall
Ok, I'm surprised you don't know who Angelus is but here goes; He co conceptualized/directed Jump, Pretty Woman, Panama, Hot For Teacher, all of Dave's solo stuff up to Just Like Parasites, I believe. He was also on board to co-write and direct Roth's "movie". He was the guy in the vids that was "Forget about it Dave!" Of course, you guys know all this "crap". All of Roth's "routines" are just that; routines!! It implies "scripting", you know "I forgot the fuckin words" or my personal fave from the '84 tour " There's some stupid fucker (see also:VH roadie) down there squirting water at me...hey pal....if you don't cut that out, I'm going to go down there and fuck your girlfriend!" Zaba daba doobee do!!!! Did you ever see them mock Dave on SNL?? It's hilarious!! I digress..... any and all comedians or people like Dave, who rely on clever quips and the like, from Henny Youngman to Bill Cosby to Seinfeld and Chris Rock, all use writers. Dave's guy was Angelus. This is again, not disputed by Roth. You still have to be funny, don't get me wrong, but .....SHIT!!! DID I JUST SUGGEST THAT DAVE WASN'T 100% SPONTANEOUS!!! Please forgive me.....hopefully you can make sense of my psychotic rambling!

Yup, the pattern continues. Now he starts with the facts again. Next e-mail will be angry.

Now, first off, get help. Read your post and then realize where you are. And think about what you're trying to prove. I mean, get a life!!! WHY ARE YOU HERE??? Is it so hard to accept that people like Dave? Is it so hard to accept that he's a far-preferred frontman to the other fatass? Is it so hard to accept that so many people think there is no band without him (including most radio stations in North America)?

Okay, now who said they don't know who Pete Angelus was? Nobody.

Did anyone deny that Pete had a hand in conceptualizing a lot of the band's moves and tricks and stunts? Nope. He fucking worked for them!

Did anyone deny that Dave uses the same lines at different venues or in different interviews? Nope. It's called rock 'n' roll standard practice. Singers do that. They re-use the same speech! You idiot! This is standard practice..."Thank you very much, you're a beautiful audience." The interviews? Read your psycho friend Ed's interviews...dude has been using the same lines and saying the same things for 20 years!!! "I don't write music...it comes through me from God." "Al and I only had each other when coming to Cali..." "Al started on guitar...isn't that amazing?" "I hate this person." "I hate that person." "I'll never work with this person again." "I'll never work with that person again." "This person is my musical soulmate." "This is THE line-up." And on and on and on. His interviews are always exactly the same. And you know it. So, what's the point? Well, that's just it. What was your point about Roth? That he's not always spontaneous. And this leads you to conclude that he wrote nothing and was just a puppet for Pete Angelus? Give me a fucking break. Nobody could create David Lee Roth. He just is. He's too fucking original. He has writers and help. But he inspires himself too, and he conceptualizes so much shit and nobody denies it.

I really think you have a mental problem because you're furiously trying to prove that Dave is shit, came up with shit...inventing interviews with Eddie you've heard, using Jim Dandy to prove how Dave is nothing ...let me guess, did Pete Angelus also create Jim Dandy? Then when that doesn't work, it's all Pete. God, you're a fucking tool!

Okay...your turn...make yourself look even dumber, SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

[Bill Lumbergh]

What's next sheep boy.........did the mighty Jim Motherfucking Dandy write all the melodies and lyrics to the classic tunes as well? Oh that's right he collaborated with Angelus and Val.............

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk


Okay...your turn...make yourself look even dumber, SHEEP OF THE WEEK.

Oh don't worry, he will.

[Roth kills Sam]

Originally posted by knowitall
Ok, I'm surprised you don't know who Angelus is but here goes; He co conceptualized/directed Jump, Pretty Woman, Panama, Hot For Teacher, all of Dave's solo stuff up to Just Like Parasites, I believe. He was also on board to co-write and direct Roth's "movie". He was the guy in the vids that was "Forget about it Dave!" Of course, you guys know all this "crap". All of Roth's "routines" are just that; routines!! It implies "scripting", you know "I forgot the fuckin words" or my personal fave from the '84 tour " There's some stupid fucker (see also:VH roadie) down there squirting water at me...hey pal....if you don't cut that out, I'm going to go down there and fuck your girlfriend!" Zaba daba doobee do!!!! Did you ever see them mock Dave on SNL?? It's hilarious!! I digress..... any and all comedians or people like Dave, who rely on clever quips and the like, from Henny Youngman to Bill Cosby to Seinfeld and Chris Rock, all use writers. Dave's guy was Angelus. This is again, not disputed by Roth. You still have to be funny, don't get me wrong, but .....SHIT!!! DID I JUST SUGGEST THAT DAVE WASN'T 100% SPONTANEOUS!!! Please forgive me.....hopefully you can make sense of my psychotic rambling!

NOBODY IMPLIED WE DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS, YOU DIAPER LICKER. You are the one who claimed it was Angelus and not Dave who is responsible for the wit and appeal of their collaborations. We asked you to explain to us where it is documented that Angelus is really the brains behind the humor. None of us are interested in hearing your embellishments and complete non-truths (as you will surely spew more), but we just want to see you squirm as you do whenever you try to explain your BS. "Not disputed by Roth". That is funny. Roth never disputed that Los Angeles is the capital of Rhode Island, but it is untrue nonetheless.

You are a truly amazing individual. Your level of cluelessness is astonishing