SAMMY HAGAR SLAMS DAVID LEE ROTH’s "BULLSHIT" STAGE PERSONA

[FORD]

[Kristy]

Once again I discuss a serious subject matter and you cretins turn it into a mockery.

[ZahZoo]

Once again I discuss a serious subject matter and you cretins turn it into a mockery.

[Terry]

Wrong, Billy Squier was far more successful than Sam ever was as a solo artist because his music tops him

I certainly have far more use for Billy Squier's Don't Say No album than I do the totality of Hagar's output in terms of enjoyability/listenability.

[Kristy]

Gool ol' Billy Squier. The man that made singing about hand jobs and child molestation Top 40 hits. No wonder he always looks like a recovering meth addict

[Kristy]

Do you take medication?

You have no clue as to what punk is all about. Typical suburban clueless Republican. Go back to worshiping at your shine to Don Henley.

[Nickdfresh]

Gool ol' Billy Squier. The man that made singing about hand jobs and child molestation Top 40 hits. No wonder he always looks like a recovering meth addict

I'll agree that he's just awful in every respect...

[Terry]

The handjob reference I get...child molestation?

I have thought Squier was homosexual for quite some time, but a pedophile?

[Rikk]

You have no clue as to what punk is all about. Typical suburban clueless Republican. Go back to worshiping at your shine to Don Henley.

I know exactly what punk is about. I'm wondering how the Partridge Family turned into a discussion about punk...? Methinks Miss 3437 yells at her mirror a li'l too much.

Typical?
Nah.

Suburban?
Well, yeah...I live in a big house in a boring American suburb. It's quite nice, actually.

Clueless?
Well, guilty on that count if it comes to figuring out the source of all of your anger/passion...but I can guess...

Republican?
What the fuck you babbling about? Stop yelling in that mirror, I already told you.

[Kristy]

I know exactly what punk is about. I'm wondering how the Partridge Family turned into a discussion about punk...? Methinks Miss 3437 yells at her mirror a li'l too much.

No, no you don't know what punk is about. Anyone who post shit straight out of the pages of Tiger Beat does not now what punk is about. Anyone who fails to see how punk the Fartridge Family was does not know what punk is about. You couldn't even pass as a poser posing as a poser. You are a product of suburban marketing (many Van Halen fans are) and live in a perpetual bubble of consumerism. To you people like S P A M M Y are relevant in 2021 and you get "triggered" by their prima donna bullshit. As for Roth, he is an old, old man now. Nothing wrong with that but the world has changed since the days of him singing on social justice issues and romanticizing alcoholism for his homoerotic teenage audience who now have grown up and bought house in America's suburbia. Your lazy Boomer ilk is nothing more than cultural dead parasites of the cultural living. Eddie's dead, S P A M M Y destroyed your homoerotic dream, and life has gone on. Shame you haven't.

[Kristy]

The handjob reference I get...child molestation?

I have thought Squier was homosexual for quite some time, but a pedophile?

Exhibit A: Daddy waiting for daughter and/or son in the closet while mommy sleeps:


Do you need a friend would you tell no lies? Would you take me in? Are you lonely in the dark? You take no interest, no opinion's too dear. You make the rounds, oh, you try to be so sincere. You guard your hopes and you pocket your dreams. You'd trade it all to avoid an unpleasant scene.


Can you face the fire when you see me there. Can you feel the fire? Will you love me in the dark?


For fuck's sake! If that song is not about a parent molesting their child then I don't know what is.

[Rikk]

No, no you don't know what punk is about. Anyone who post shit straight out of the pages of Tiger Beat does not now what punk is about. Anyone who fails to see how punk the Fartridge Family was does not know what punk is about. You couldn't even pass as a poser posing as a poser. You are a product of suburban marketing...BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

OK...I couldn't get through it all. You're starting to bore me. You can be entertaining...funny even...

But now I'm bored.

Back to my suburban American home.

[Kristy]

I'm not here to entertain your F A T lazy suburban ass.

[Rikk]

I'm not here to entertain your F A T lazy suburban ass.

Shorter response. Funnier. Snappier.

KEEP IT UP!! Much more entertaining!

Goes good with a beer!

[Seshmeister]

I'll agree that he's just awful in every respect...

As I remember Bill Aucoin the Kiss manager passed on the Simmons VH demo so he could sign Squiers.

I don't think I've knowingly ever heard one of his songs...