LA ticket sales FLASH! (or, is that flush?)

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  • RogueHorseman
    Commando
    • Apr 2004
    • 1298

    LA ticket sales FLASH! (or, is that flush?)

    My how the once "mighty" have fallen... in their own backyard... seems they can't get up and make it work...



    **Warning, the information below may cause sheep to faint, piss their panties and/or alternately crap their Capri's.**




    ATTENTION all Sam-O-Maniacs and Edward Van Halen money marks!!!!!!!!!!! Amazingly, just hours before showtime for tomorrow nights opening show in LA you can still GRAB up HUGE blocks of concert tickets to see SAM-O and ED-WARD-O live and up close!!!! Get yours right here, right now-- http://www.eventinventory.com/search...&year=2004#Top

    Just how up close and personal, you ask? Try Row 1, Section 1!!!!! Yes my friend......... its the ultimate.......... the most money markish display a sheep can make -- PLUS thousands upon thousands of lower priced seats are still available too, you literally can not miss out on this one if you tried!!

    Oh, and the above listing is just from ONE of THREE major outlets holding block after block of tickets... a HUGE overabundance of SAM and EDWARD marks can now FINALLY at long last see them LIVE!!!! So, grather 'round and 'round all you sheep... Tell all your VAN HAGAR lovin' pals and anybody who loves long drum and bass solo's to meet you there extra early for pre-show tail-gate sausage slurping and cheese whizz chugging galore in the spacious parking lot!!!

    Its about TIME you got YOUR block of tickets, isn't it?

    Do it.

    Right HERE.

    Right NOW.
    Last edited by RogueHorseman; 08-18-2004, 04:08 PM.
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  • Roth kills Sam
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 691

    #2
    Do I get a food voucher?

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    • dave_is_vh
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 920

      #3
      Us Socal people love the real Van Halen more than anyone else! Why settle!
      "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #4
        Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
        Do I get a food voucher?
        :D
        Roth Army Icon
        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • guwapo_rocker

          #5
          Mr. horseman row 1 and section 1...would that be close to the stage?

          BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:D :D :D
          Last edited by guwapo_rocker; 08-18-2004, 04:41 PM.

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          • EmpyreLounge44
            Foot Soldier
            • Jun 2004
            • 724

            #6
            where did you get that from rogue?

            that broker site is awful by the way...it just looks sketchy as all hell
            Last edited by EmpyreLounge44; 08-18-2004, 04:31 PM.

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            • guwapo_rocker

              #7
              Quick Fab....grab some seats before it sells out..snicker.

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              • RogueHorseman
                Commando
                • Apr 2004
                • 1298

                #8
                Get what from, the quote?

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                • JCOOK

                  #9
                  Somebody is fucking around here VAN HALEN broke up in 1986

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                  • EmpyreLounge44
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 724

                    #10
                    yeah the quote

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                    • RogueHorseman
                      Commando
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 1298

                      #11
                      Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
                      yeah the quote
                      There's more EmpyreLounge44, that was clipped...

                      ...and while unconfirmed, rumor has it that since this is LA and LA is HOME to the brothers VH, that the one and only EDWARD will unleash an as of yet heard by ANYONE brand new solo(!!!!) on, get THIS -- an instrument he has NEVER performed with in public before!!!
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                      • horty07
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 240

                        #12
                        Re: LA ticket sales FLASH! (or, is that flush?)

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                        **Warning, the information below may cause sheep to faint, piss their panties and/or alternately crap their Capri's.** [/B]
                        LOL, 5 stars

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                        • ZahZoo
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 9168

                          #13
                          Horseman... that site has had those tickets up for quite some time. They didn't just mysteriously pop up. It's a broker not a general release from ticketmaster. I thought you'd know better given your background in the business... ?
                          "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                          • 5150Clown
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 334

                            #14
                            Perhaps if VH would throw in a couple of freebies they'll sell out. Okay...tickets include a free EDDIE Kramer guitar, a t-shirt, photos with the band, lunch and a bottle of cabo wabo crap?
                            "If Eddie & Dave would put asside their egos, Aerosmith would have to give up their tittle of the 'Greatest American Rock Band'"

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                            • RogueHorseman
                              Commando
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 1298

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              Horseman... that site has had those tickets up for quite some time. They didn't just mysteriously pop up. It's a broker not a general release from ticketmaster. I thought you'd know better given your background in the business... ?
                              Duh....
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