LA ticket sales FLASH! (or, is that flush?)

[RogueHorseman]

My how the once "mighty" have fallen... in their own backyard... seems they can't get up and make it work...



**Warning, the information below may cause sheep to faint, piss their panties and/or alternately crap their Capri's.**

ATTENTION all Sam-O-Maniacs and Edward Van Halen money marks!!!!!!!!!!! Amazingly, just hours before showtime for tomorrow nights opening show in LA you can still GRAB up HUGE blocks of concert tickets to see SAM-O and ED-WARD-O live and up close!!!! Get yours right here, right now-- http://www.eventinventory.com/search...&year=2004#Top

Just how up close and personal, you ask? Try Row 1, Section 1!!!!! Yes my friend......... its the ultimate.......... the most money markish display a sheep can make -- PLUS thousands upon thousands of lower priced seats are still available too, you literally can not miss out on this one if you tried!!

Oh, and the above listing is just from ONE of THREE major outlets holding block after block of tickets... a HUGE overabundance of SAM and EDWARD marks can now FINALLY at long last see them LIVE!!!! So, grather 'round and 'round all you sheep... Tell all your VAN HAGAR lovin' pals and anybody who loves long drum and bass solo's to meet you there extra early for pre-show tail-gate sausage slurping and cheese whizz chugging galore in the spacious parking lot!!!

Its about TIME you got YOUR block of tickets, isn't it?

Do it.

Right HERE.

Right NOW.

[Roth kills Sam]

Do I get a food voucher?

[dave_is_vh]

Us Socal people love the real Van Halen more than anyone else! Why settle!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
Do I get a food voucher?

:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Mr. horseman row 1 and section 1...would that be close to the stage?

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!:D :D :D

[EmpyreLounge44]

where did you get that from rogue?

that broker site is awful by the way...it just looks sketchy as all hell

[guwapo_rocker]

Quick Fab....grab some seats before it sells out..snicker.

[RogueHorseman]

Get what from, the quote?

[JCOOK]

Somebody is fucking around here VAN HALEN broke up in 1986

[EmpyreLounge44]

yeah the quote

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by EmpyreLounge44
yeah the quote

There's more EmpyreLounge44, that was clipped...

...and while unconfirmed, rumor has it that since this is LA and LA is HOME to the brothers VH, that the one and only EDWARD will unleash an as of yet heard by ANYONE brand new solo(!!!!) on, get THIS -- an instrument he has NEVER performed with in public before!!!

[horty07]

Re: LA ticket sales FLASH! (or, is that flush?)

[i]

**Warning, the information below may cause sheep to faint, piss their panties and/or alternately crap their Capri's.** [/B]

LOL, 5 stars

[ZahZoo]

Horseman... that site has had those tickets up for quite some time. They didn't just mysteriously pop up. It's a broker not a general release from ticketmaster. I thought you'd know better given your background in the business... ?

[5150Clown]

Perhaps if VH would throw in a couple of freebies they'll sell out. Okay...tickets include a free EDDIE Kramer guitar, a t-shirt, photos with the band, lunch and a bottle of cabo wabo crap?

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Horseman... that site has had those tickets up for quite some time. They didn't just mysteriously pop up. It's a broker not a general release from ticketmaster. I thought you'd know better given your background in the business... ?

Duh....