Hagar lying to all VH fans?

[dstanzler]

Its all about Ed

I went to see Van Halen for Ed. I just love the guy.

I think REAL Van Halen fans go for the band w/o Dave, then go see Dave solo.

Sammy has like 2 good songs [right now/why can't this be love]

Dave has all the REAL Van Halen songs.

Fuck Hagar, and fuck Eddie for fucking up the band. But hey, they rock, their all gods, and the concerts are still fun. I like em. I party.

DAVE>sammy

Dave

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
One man's reality is another man's foder on a DLR site...

Cathedral... you have become an enjoyable writer since embracing the darkside... who would have known the mild-mannered shit disturber at the Dome had such cajone grandes just a few years ago...

What can i say.
In 2000 i was a true Edward Sheep, this is no secret.
This is also why i know exactly of what i speak, lol.

I was out of place at the Dome, and the Karma thing i admit was intimidating at first.
Then Sweet Irony shared a link with me that took me home, that home was this site right here.
From that day forward i held back nothing, spared nobody's feelings, shared my tendency for the darkside and embraced it as you said.

The one thing that i can honestly say with 100% conviction is that I left the Dome long before it was shut down.
I dare to ask how many other Ex-Domers here today can say that very same thing?
I know for a fact who it was that only showed up here after Bradman and his band of ball-less fucks gave them the boot.

DLR is my father, and i am his loyal son.

To all of you angry sheep grazing this site daily i say this.
I know who you are and what motivates you becasue i once had a coat made of wool.
So if i call your ass a sheep, you can damn well bet your wooley ass that i know the truth and am correct in that assumption.

Repent or be shot!

Seeing Van Hagar just because you want to "See the rest of the band" is the lamest excuse a furred over-clap ridden-Spammy sucking-dipshit-sheep minded fool could ever use.

This is not your home and you don't deserve what it has to offer.
You'd be better served at the Links and Spamboat Annie .com.....

Roth On!

[Halen High]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
They have seen the tarps, and the charts, enough to get the message.

They know.

They have known for a very long time, actually.

They just can't, or won't face it.




By the way, who's Sammy Hagar?

'They have seen the tarps'

You know, with all this talk about tarpaulin on the Van Halen tour, I thought I'd do a quick google search for Van Halen AND tarpaulin to see what comes up. Just for a laugh. Didn't expect anything of course.

GOT 31 HITS!

Looks like the world's tarpaulin manufacturers are getting in on the act while they can, by connecting themselves to the Van Halen brand name. Seems like a smart move.

[Matt White]

Re: Its all about Ed

Originally posted by dstanzler
I went to see Van Halen for Ed. I just love the guy.

I think REAL Van Halen fans go for the band w/o Dave, then go see Dave solo.

Sammy has like 2 good songs [right now/why can't this be love]

Dave has all the REAL Van Halen songs.

Fuck Hagar, and fuck Eddie for fucking up the band. But hey, they rock, their all gods, and the concerts are still fun. I like em. I party.

DAVE>sammy

Dave

BBBAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Those two Van Hagar songs SUCK ASS!!!!!!! Those are THE 2 MOST LOVED BY THE SHEEP!!!!!!
Van Hagar DOES NOT ROCK!
Van Hagar ARE NOT GODS!!!
THEIR CONCERTS ARE BORING!!!!
REAL VAN HALEN FANS KNOW THE BAND BROKE UP IN 1985!!!!!!
DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!



DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Terry
A fool and their money were lucky to get together in the first place.

...and soon go their separate ways.

Sam laughs backstage with Mike... Ed and Al do the same away from them... in private, all of them snicker about the "money marks"....

and, none of them are talking only about the fans out front, either.

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Cathedral
What can i say.
Then Sweet Irony shared a link with me that took me home, that home was this site right here.
From that day forward i held back nothing, spared nobody's feelings, shared my tendency for the darkside and embraced it as you said.

It's amazing... that woman is pure stealth... and so few know that a sweet grandma was a mighty recruiter for the Army!! Rock on Spokesperson... er I mean SI.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Dude, you're a sheep and all sheep must be shot for supporting this abortion.

The reason Roth hasn't been back in VH before now is because disillusioned wooley's like you create the ora of acceptance within their fucked up minds.

If they walked out on stage and saw nobody in the seats, they'd get the message, But Nooooooooooooo, little tarts like you keep forking it over and then get the "Mediocre" Van Hagar instead of the "Mighty" Van Halen.

Sorry to be so hard on you, but you tools are the reason Spam was able to stay in the first place.

Fuck man, get a clue or get lost already.
You don't come to the house of Roth and piss on the shag carpet without getting a healthy skull fucking from the Die-Hards, and your post sounded like a freaking mating call to all sheep, Edward sheep at that...The worst kind if you haven't read much here.

Next time, just go "Baaaaaaa Baaaaaaa Moooooo Mooooo"

"SINGING" WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS WHY CAN'T WE BE FREINDS...LMFAO

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by tobinentinc
Sammy Hagar is a douche bag??

Who is Sammy Hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Sammy Hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[lms2]

Okay.

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Okay.

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[lms2]

your welcome