What Would You Do If You Met Eddie Van Halen?

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  • fret_buzz_blues
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2005
    • 375

    Maybe I'd suddenly laugh and say, "Man, you've REALLY fucked your career up for the last 20 years!" and walk away.
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    "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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    • NATEDOG001976
      Veteran
      • Apr 2004
      • 2370

      I've already met king Roth, Ed would be a bore.
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      Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

      Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

      Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
      Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

      Originally posted by Northern Girl
      Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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      • roryrobson666
        Head Fluffer
        • Aug 2005
        • 210

        i would hug him and get him to sign my guitar!
        http://www.ironmaiden.com/downloads/tophat2.gif

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          KA-BONGGGGGGGGG!!!

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          • bru87tr
            Commando
            • Apr 2004
            • 1211

            spit in his face, kick the shit out of him then piss on him as he lie on the floor crying.
            "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              Then he'd be in his usual state!

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              • stilleddiesangel
                Sniper
                • Oct 2004
                • 843

                I'd shag him!!!

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                • John Holmes

                  If I were Goldan AWe, I'd sucked his cock hard and then proceeded to lick his ...

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                  • Golden AWe
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 34245

                    BOLLOCHS .
                    Last edited by Golden AWe; 11-21-2005, 11:15 AM.
                    Originally posted by Cato
                    Golden, why are you FAT?
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                    • Diamondjimi
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2004
                      • 12086

                      Originally posted by John(MEATCHUGGER) Holmes
                      I'd sucked his cock hard and then proceeded to lick his ...
                      NAZI FAGGOT !!!
                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        "John Curtis Estes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) better known as John Holmes, John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male porn stars of all-time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops. He is best known for his large penis, his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and his death from AIDS."
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          Originally posted by Golden AWe
                          "John Curtis Estes (August 8, 1944 – March 13, 1988) better known as John Holmes, John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male porn stars of all-time, appearing in about 2,500 adult movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including one gay film and a handful of gay loops. He is best known for his large penis, his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and his death from AIDS."
                          They forgot to mention he was a FELCHER !
                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                            Full Member Status

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4372

                            Originally posted by diamondjimi
                            NAZI FAGGOT !!!
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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              ??????
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                              • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                                Full Member Status

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 4372

                                Originally posted by diamondjimi
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