Dave's girlfriend(s)

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • lms2

    So next week then. I'll bring beer!

    Comment

    • scottydabodi
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2541

      Man... this story is wack. We didn't even get to hear anything good...
      If you listen to fools
      The Mob Rules

      Comment

      • crzefrmtheatgrl
        Head Fluffer
        • Sep 2004
        • 225

        Originally posted by DrGrafenberg
        Well I hate to say it but I think Dave has a stalker in the guise of crzefrmtheatgrl. She also seems to me to be a bit of a bunny boiler!!!
        what????????!!!!!!!!!

        Comment

        • Golden AWe
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 34245

          i'll continue tomorrow if i have time...now i'm wishing all you listeners a very good night and drive safely!

          last artist tonight will be jeff beck...
          Originally posted by Cato
          Golden, why are you FAT?
          Originally posted by lesfunk
          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

          Comment

          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            Originally posted by Golden AWe
            well, we went on a fishing trip to british columbia...

            after kayaking for two days we came to this cottage house...

            i saw a light in the window, and told dave about it. we decided to check it out, it looked like it's gonna rain. We pulled our kayaks to the beach when i suddenly saw a brunette open the door and happily wave at us...
            Ok, I think that brunette was me. Was she wearing a leather bodice?

            See, in my dream..the one where Dave shows up at the cottage with the hottie from Finland, I am wearing a leather bodice...
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

            Comment

            • lms2

              Originally posted by scottydabodi
              Man... this story is wack. We didn't even get to hear anything good...
              Thats the really neat thing about the army...you never will either!

              Comment

              • lms2

                Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                Ok, I think that brunette was me. Was she wearing a leather bodice?

                See, in my dream..the one where Dave shows up at the cottage with the hottie from Finland, I am wearing a leather bodice...
                So "finnish" the dream...

                Comment

                • scorpioboy33
                  Commando
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1415

                  wierd cause in my dream IM wearing the leather bodice

                  Comment

                  • lms2

                    Now thats SCARY.

                    Comment

                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 34245

                      Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                      Ok, I think that brunette was me. Was she wearing a leather bodice?

                      See, in my dream..the one where Dave shows up at the cottage with the hottie from Finland, I am wearing a leather bodice...

                      hahaha...now all we need is to find a finnish hottie


                      but i do think you in a leather bodice would make a great new turn in the story...
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

                      Comment

                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        part 2:

                        well, being a guy who never plans anything too much but is prepared for sudden turns i had made a surprise move when i left the closest store in the wilderness - i had bought some wine and a few candles just in case i'd run into somebody interesting during the trip...

                        it was highly unexpected but hey, if nothing else i could've gotten a taste of decent wine and share some of the best campfire songs in the middle of nowhere, with the other traveller, who happened to be no one but dave...

                        well, soon there would be two more persons to share the wine...the didn't have the slightest idea who we were but they warmly welcomed us, it was delightful to realize there still were people who have faith in other humans - we could've been bandits or just ignorant assholes but the grrrls immediately saw we were not like that...no, we're not like that at all...

                        (to be continued)
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

                        Comment

                        • lms2

                          anxiously awaiting part three... but funny, I just never thought it would be a guy telling this story when this thread started.

                          Comment

                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245

                            dave has male friends too
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

                            Comment

                            • lms2

                              I'm not complaining...

                              Comment

                              • lms2

                                Okay, now I am complaining. We've got Golden Awe and Dave (scantily clad) two girls in a cottage, and Scorpio in a leather bodice... and you're gonna leave me hanging?

                                Comment

                                Working...