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I've been lurking here for so long, resisted the urge to post a million times. Still, it's time you kiddies who pretend you ever saw Dave live with VH had a wakeup call.
Sweet Mary Moses, how repetitive this joint is. You know you've got a sad website when your own mods are posting multiple threads from the Links to stir up traffic.
And soooo many of you lost souls I see over at the real VH site. And soooo many of you still post over there on a regular basis. Howzabout practicing what you preach, dillholes. No?
We miss ya over there, Rikk. And Loons, that was quite a dramatic exit...not only did you leave, but you asked to be deleted entirely. Your fake redneck bippity bop was entertaining as hell...please come back.
Oh yeah, you wankrags know who you are. You closet Linkers. Ooh, the Army Cadets are soooo vicious. Let's see if any of you flaccid jockstraps can respond to this post without using your conventional arsenal of tired strokes....I wonder, can any of you high school dropouts engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
What's more, you cadets talk so much about fags and other dudes being gay, it must be a sign that you just aren't getting laid enough, or more likely, not at all. Perhaps this is the real reason you Tards covet the David Lee Roth years so much...he got more action than you ever dreamed of, and thusly you became a mindless drone at a website he could give two shits about. Nice going. Showing yet again that certain mutants should've been dowsed with spermicidal foam, perhaps avoiding future wastes of community time as well as consuming precious oxygen.
Hey, here's a news flash. David Lee Roth is da bomb. Not that you stumps would really know, since hardly any of you ever saw him live with Van Halen. Sammy Hagar is also da bomb. Being a Van Halen fan predicates being a DLR fan, logically. You really can't revere the one without the other, since the other founded any public semblance of the man in the first place. Duh, morons. It's called historical logistics. By the way, I just love it when you white trash trailer park wannabees talk about the better part of valor being Dave NEVER going back to Van Halen, 'cause it would soil him. LOL. As if playing casinos and country fairs hasn't done that already. As if you nosebleed seaters wouldn't be first in line should Dave ever get back with VH. Maybe stop trolling the links for good thread material, it makes you cadets and your whole website look pathetic.
Now let's see those fantastically intelligent replies come pouring in. FYI...your bravado and countering savvy will be gauged accordingly, by many observing sets of eyes, and as soon as you fall back on your sad old flaming tactics...well, you'll be judged on performance, so try coming up with something more impressive than 'fuck your mother' schoolyard shit, okay?
I especially enjoyed one of your senior members' assertion that 'Just Like Paradise' was a happy song. And your cute little Sheep Pen addition was nearly as sunshine-flowery as strawberry shortcake. Shazam, but you guys are cream in the coffee. (there's a parting Hagar reference just so you can choke a little upon my exit).
Sweet Mary Moses, how repetitive this joint is. You know you've got a sad website when your own mods are posting multiple threads from the Links to stir up traffic.
And soooo many of you lost souls I see over at the real VH site. And soooo many of you still post over there on a regular basis. Howzabout practicing what you preach, dillholes. No?
We miss ya over there, Rikk. And Loons, that was quite a dramatic exit...not only did you leave, but you asked to be deleted entirely. Your fake redneck bippity bop was entertaining as hell...please come back.
Oh yeah, you wankrags know who you are. You closet Linkers. Ooh, the Army Cadets are soooo vicious. Let's see if any of you flaccid jockstraps can respond to this post without using your conventional arsenal of tired strokes....I wonder, can any of you high school dropouts engage in a thread without calling somebody a sheep, a cunt, or a Van Hagar faggot? Doubtful. God, prove me wrong or something. Engage in a conversation above and beyond your masturbatory ego flogging, if you can.
What's more, you cadets talk so much about fags and other dudes being gay, it must be a sign that you just aren't getting laid enough, or more likely, not at all. Perhaps this is the real reason you Tards covet the David Lee Roth years so much...he got more action than you ever dreamed of, and thusly you became a mindless drone at a website he could give two shits about. Nice going. Showing yet again that certain mutants should've been dowsed with spermicidal foam, perhaps avoiding future wastes of community time as well as consuming precious oxygen.
Hey, here's a news flash. David Lee Roth is da bomb. Not that you stumps would really know, since hardly any of you ever saw him live with Van Halen. Sammy Hagar is also da bomb. Being a Van Halen fan predicates being a DLR fan, logically. You really can't revere the one without the other, since the other founded any public semblance of the man in the first place. Duh, morons. It's called historical logistics. By the way, I just love it when you white trash trailer park wannabees talk about the better part of valor being Dave NEVER going back to Van Halen, 'cause it would soil him. LOL. As if playing casinos and country fairs hasn't done that already. As if you nosebleed seaters wouldn't be first in line should Dave ever get back with VH. Maybe stop trolling the links for good thread material, it makes you cadets and your whole website look pathetic.
Now let's see those fantastically intelligent replies come pouring in. FYI...your bravado and countering savvy will be gauged accordingly, by many observing sets of eyes, and as soon as you fall back on your sad old flaming tactics...well, you'll be judged on performance, so try coming up with something more impressive than 'fuck your mother' schoolyard shit, okay?
I especially enjoyed one of your senior members' assertion that 'Just Like Paradise' was a happy song. And your cute little Sheep Pen addition was nearly as sunshine-flowery as strawberry shortcake. Shazam, but you guys are cream in the coffee. (there's a parting Hagar reference just so you can choke a little upon my exit).
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