Well, well, look at all the closet Linkers here tonight

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
"I'll be good" - FAB, just a few days ago.

Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.

The #1 internet cunt, FAB, defends him and attacks anybody that attacks our loving newcomer.

This proves what I've always said:
FAB IS A FUCKING CUNT. SHE IS A HAGAR-LOVING TROLL that wishes she could still post at the Links. If any of you people actually think FAB would be here if Brett let her back in, you're completely misguided.

Okay, FAB...that's yet another strike. You fucking bitch.

You are now going into the SHEEP PEN. I know you love it. But let's first see if we can get your fat fucking psychotic slut ass in there first.

Stupid fat psycho slut.

Why bother RIKK. It is just another way for her to feed her EGO. When somebody has to turn to TJvhou812 for attention, it shows how desperate they truly are.


DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Rikk

Stupid fat psycho slut.

Now you're talkin' !!

[Bard]

Originally posted by Rikk


Some idiot comes to the Army and basically insults the entire site.

[/B]

Nah, was just insulting hapless holes like yourself. I see you retain the same sense of charm and clueless wanking you had over at the Links. Do you have any slams other than cunt and sheep? Thought not. Sheep Pen Prez. LOL. Is that your most royal internet title?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bard
Nah, was just insulting hapless holes like yourself. I see you retain the same sense of charm and clueless wanking you had over at the Links. Do you have any slams other than cunt and sheep? Thought not. Sheep Pen Prez. LOL. Is that your most royal internet title?

Yes it is. I am royalty. Never forget that.:D

Anyway, fuck off MARD. Go back to JIMMY so the two of you can discuss the vocal merits of Van Halen's desecration of The Who's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.

Must be boring over there if you need to come here, huh, hypocrite? Or are you tired of expressing your love for Ten 13?

[Lou]

Hey don't bash Ten 13, that was a great album. Especially the song where Sammy sings happy birthday to himself! Not to mention it's a complete rip-off of "Birthday" by The Beatles from a musical standpoint unless Sambo meant that as a tribute to the Beatles.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Lou
Hey don't bash Ten 13, that was a great album. Especially the song where Sammy sings happy birthday to himself! Not to mention it's a complete rip-off of "Birthday" by The Beatles from a musical standpoint unless Sambo meant that as a tribute to the Beatles.

Ten 13 is my favorite album in a world in which there are no albums except for Ten 13. (Yes, POOP BOY...I know you'll have to scratch your head and think for a second to figure out that that wasn't a real compliment.)

[Lou]

I also forgot to mention in the birthday song, we get these sound effects of a baby popping out of the womb which really just adds to the wit of that song.

Anyway, I really think it's time for Fab to go to the pen. Because you don't fuckin' agree with and support someone who's trashing the Army and get away with it.

[Bard]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yes it is. I am royalty. Never forget that.:D

Anyway, fuck off MARD. Go back to JIMMY so the two of you can discuss the vocal merits of Van Halen's desecration of The Who's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.

Must be boring over there if you need to come here, huh, hypocrite? Or are you tired of expressing your love for Ten 13?

Speaking as a man who undoubtedly experienced more of the Roth era Van Halen than the intimable prince of sheep pens...I'd rather discuss the vocal merits of DLR's desecration of The Beach Boys' CALIFORNIA GIRLS.

I'm no hypocrite. Some of us SAW Dave with VH, hack.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bard
Speaking as a man who undoubtedly experienced more of the Roth era Van Halen than the intimable prince of sheep pens...I'd rather discuss the vocal merits of DLR's desecration of The Beach Boys' CALIFORNIA GIRLS.

I'm no hypocrite. Some of us SAW Dave with VH, hack.

Oh, I respect you so much. You saw Dave because I was too young! You're so much cooler than me. But that would also make me younger than you. And that means...

Ah, that means I have more time to live than you!!:D

CALIFORNIA GIRLS was a novetly song. Van Hagar thought they were doing a great rockin' version of a WHO song. And that cover was much more embarressing. At least Dave had a major hit single with his. I can't remember ever hearing Halen's WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN on my radio station.

Again, novelty song vs. serious attempt. Success vs. failure.

[Lou]

You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.

Anyone who really buys into that argument is a fucking twat. As if it's an accomplishment and a talent to have been alive to see them. Fuck you RETARD.

And I'll bring up this argument--I suppose I can't enjoy any type of classical music because I wasn't a contemporary of Mozart or Beethoven. And I suppose anyone who studies Mozart or Beethoven these days and has a Ph.D. in musicology isn't qualified to speak about them either, because they weren't alive.

I like seeing that argument frankly, because it signals to me that you've run out of things to say. You don't have anything substantive so you pull out the last line of defense there.

Again please go back to the Links where you belong and where other idiots who think the band's all the same no matter what embrace you. Idiot.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Lou
You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.

Anyone who really buys into that argument is a fucking twat. As if it's an accomplishment and a talent to have been alive to see them. Fuck you RETARD.

And I'll bring up this argument--I suppose I can't enjoy any type of classical music because I wasn't a contemporary of Mozart or Beethoven. And I suppose anyone who studies Mozart or Beethoven these days and has a Ph.D. in musicology isn't qualified to speak about them either, because they weren't alive.

I like seeing that argument frankly, because it signals to me that you've run out of things to say. You don't have anything substantive so you pull out the last line of defense there.

Again please go back to the Links where you belong and where other idiots who think the band's all the same no matter what embrace you. Idiot.

Hold that thought, Lou. I just realized that I wasn't even alive when The Beatles broke up. I'll be back in a minute...I gotta burn my entire Beatles CD collection. Albums, bootlegs, DVDs, books, posters...

Wait a minute. Shit! I guess if we take his entire argument seriously, you can never judge a band and won't know anything about that band unless you've seen them live. So, I guess the entire industry of RECORDED MUSIC should know this and dump all of our CDs into bins and burn them.

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have to go burn my entire CD and DVD collection because BARD thinks they don't teach you ANYTHING about the band.

[Bard]

Originally posted by Lou
You know I love that argument...if you didn't see Van HALEN then you can't comment on them or say that you're knowledgeable about them, or be able to understand what was going on.

Precisely, squirt.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bard
Precisely, squirt.

God, you're dumb. But I should still thank you. You have allowed FAB to show her true colors around here as a back-stabbing cunt. I'm glad she's going to be hated even more than she already was.

I would say that now that she has admitted to thinking the Army is ridiculous, she could go back to the Links. But alas, there is no place in Brett's heart for her because he's much smarter than that.

So, bye bye FAB. Bye bye!!:D

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Bard
Precisely, squirt.

So, you saw the MIGHTY VAN HALEN in all its full tilt boogie GLORY, and you STILL argue over the SPAM HALEN days?!? WTF I saw the MIGHTY VAN HALEN, and they were the GREATEST HARD ROCK BAND OF THEIR DAY. Shame on you Bard, for missing the boat. Truly enlightening to know that you try and brow-beat the younger fans with "I'm legit, I saw VH back in the day" and still wanna promote the CHEESE ROCKERS known as Van Hagar. I'm embarrassed for you.


FUCK YOU Van Hagar!!!

[Lou]

So RETARD, then is anyone alive today allowed to appreciate classical music?