Dave a Father? Your Take

[DLRdelight!]

Now i was wondering if Dave ever had a kid. I mean he had sex with many woman, and dont you think one of them had a child?? Anyone know if he has a kid?

[Brettt]

PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

[Panamark]

Hey Brettt,

You look and sound like you know much about this subject....

I cant confirm if Dave is Bisexual..
But I can confirm he has sex with women. I knew a chick he hooked
up with when he toured in Melbourne way back when...
I didnt follow her to the room or anything, but you could
tell what was going on. He kept in contact with her for a while..

Sorry if thats destroyed your fantasies. Call Dave Retero,
but he's still hetero !!

[sambo]

Originally posted by Brettt
PUH-LEASE! Everybody knows Dave is a gay homosexual. Unless poking Steve Vai in the butt makes a kid, there ain't no Dave offspring running around!

You dumb faggity fags!

SAMMY RULES!

Well Brettt

Good to see you showing your intellect (a gay homosexual???) as opposed to what? dickhead...

and "Faggitty fags" man... I really have no answer to that.. that's something my 7 y.o nephew would say.

Go back to the links loser... so we can get back to the thread topic

Dave, I believe has had no children. And that's been his choice, although I am sure there is a quote in his book about "illegitimate children" :D

[lms2]

Something about being a family man?

[scorpioboy33]

ok to be honest..Dave is MY dad....

DAD why don't you call me.....

[Space Ace]

Wasn't there a porno star going around claiming to be his daughter?? What was her name, I think it was Avi Roth or something like that. Do a google and I'm sure you will come (parden the pun) across her.

[scorpioboy33]

fuck her...
Im his real son...
ok..so listen...Dave...I mean dad..call home man...just call me....I wanna see you in Orillia....can I at least of some scrapings off your teeth..or some plaque?

[sambo]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
fuck her...
Im his real son...
ok..so listen...Dave...I mean dad..call home man...just call me....I wanna see you in Orillia....can I at least of some scrapings off your teeth..or some plaque?

LOL! you're a nut! but funny...

[scorpioboy33]

it's all down to Dad

[sambo]

LOL!

Touché :D

[scorpioboy33]

it's all down to Dad

[Panamark]

Wasnt Dave one of the first celebs to take out insurance
against pregnancy or some shit ??? I seem to remember
reading about this back in the 80's....

(Or am I having another shroom flashback ??)

[Cathedral]

Dude, step away from the shrooms, lol.

I recall Dave saying that he didn't want kids until he had closure with Van Halen.
As we can all see now, there won't be any closure for VH and Roth, so he might as well get to plantin him a seed.

Ya know, if he would have had a kid like 13 years ago we might of been in for a treat with Wolfie and Dave Jr. giving us Van Halen-Mach II.

On second thought, that might have sucked a big donkey dick.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Dude, step away from the shrooms, lol.

Please, cant you see Im having an indepth conversation
with the carpet.... Wheres your manners ???