What I dislike about the DLR Army.

[Catfish]

Goddammit, someone hit this son of a bitch with a proof reader and a Grammar book!

[alexpgrimes]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

Jesus Christ I haven't been this confused since I saw Graffiti Bridge by Prince. WTF???

[TMR]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

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[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Wayne L.
Maybe my post about some of the things I dislike about the DLR Army site speaking as an old VH/DLR era fan could have been much better even though I'm telling the truth the way I see it because it is cheapening Dave in some ways like he is a bona fide porn star instead of the rock legend that he is but I was giving my two cents worth like everybody else except I'm not as crazy mentally as some.

Geezus man,do you have some kinda "fund" I can contribute to?

[MAX]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Fuck off Wayne!!

Yeah Wayne, ya fuckin tea-bagger what my ^^buddy^^ just said!!!

EVH FANATIC, duder why aren't you this evil at the other crib? You are one mean sumbitch!!! ROCK ON MY FRIEND!!!

BTW. Buddy, I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Geezus man,do you have some kinda "fund" I can contribute to?

Yeah, RIGHT HERE.

[DLR7884]

LMFAO.

DLR7884
Whooooooo!!!!!

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Gmoney
Do you know what I hate.....guys who drop out of high school!!

I thought it would make my folks happy. I know Waynes folks are overjoyed! He's as dumb as a box of rocks and never looks at porn. What a good boy! Dumb, but good.

[ELVIS]

Translation!

What I dislike about the DLR Army site:

It kind of cheapens Dave in some ways making him look like a porn star, or the Super Bowl halftime show instead of the rock legend that he is.

You would think DLR was a porn star if you weren't familiar with this site.

The emphasis should be on Dave during his important & influential days in Van Halen, as well as a solo artist.

More emphasis on Dave as a rock legend from his VH days along with his famous Rothisms, as well as the latest news on DLR for generations of fans.

The DLR Army site should accomplish these things without the harsh brashness which is ridiculous, worthless & comical IMO.

[Junyore Grades]

TRANSLATION OF ELVIS's TRANSLATION

Hi My name is Wayne L and I don't like to look at pictures of naked woman because they cheapen Dave and makes my willie hard Momma said not to let it stay that way or it'd turn to stone my opinion of Van Halen is that there just as good as Bon Jovi.

[Little Texan]

No, women's naked feet make his willy hard, according to him.

[Junyore Grades]

That's all he can stand. Anything more than that cheapens Dave and makes him daydream of DLR being a Porn Star.

[Tony Soprano]

figlio di puttana !!!:pow:

[Polk High]

I'm out of breath reading that dude's posts; dude use commas or periods.

Shit now he's really confused I threw in a "semi-colon" or comma with a little small dot over it.

[Cathedral]

A semi colon is actually a small smilie...It's job is to give the last letter in a sentence a reach around; like this one...