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Originally posted by Psycho7244
Sammy is making Music, Dave is a Paramedic.
Who's the one witjh talent again?
Sammy is making Music, Dave is a Paramedic.
Who's the one witjh talent again?
Dave is multitalented! (and he can spell)
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Sammy only wishes he was making music. I guess his tequila business ain't doin so hot...
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SPAM Hagar: Bridge Drone Troll.Originally posted by Psycho7244
Sammy is working the Toll bothat the Golden Gate Bridge.
Who's the one witjh talent again?Comment
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By the way...
Who's Sammy Hagar?<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Comment
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David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..By the way...
Who's Sammy Hagar?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Oh, I get it... he really is a Bridge Drone Troll.
This curly haired fat chick who can't sing... Bette something-or-another... Who is she?<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Comment
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Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..Oh, I get it... he really is a Bridge Drone Troll.
This curly haired chick... Bette... Midler?
Who's Bette Midler?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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I see.
Very educational, indeed.<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K7_U-zj2gfE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>Comment
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sorry to interrupt
and dave sits alone waiting for a phone that will never ring. logging onto this site under 40 different names, knowing he is a has been who rewrites the past (like in his book). but also smiling because if ed ever took him back all you fools would retract all your word mush. dave is over, over--admit it. leave him alone to figure out how to cover that rapidly expanding bald spot of his. rogaine---everybody got some, he needs some too.Comment
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They've all got expanding bald spots dude. Who says Dave needs Ed? I think it's the other way around asshole.Originally posted by haha
if ed ever took him back all you fools would retract all your word mush. dave is over, over--admit it. leave him alone to figure out how to cover that rapidly expanding bald spot of his. rogaine---everybody got some, he needs some too.Comment
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Yeah no shit! Why is it that every Roth hater points out his bald spot, yet the other fools are running around dressed like bums and clowns, wearing neckbraces and peddling hot sauce and booze? Dave doesn't and NEVER did need anyone or anything to be where he's at. He took Mammoth and made "The Mighty Van Halen". Sam took Van Halen in 85 and made ballads and music to kill yourself by. Forever shame on Sam Hagars head and may he be cursed beyond death.Originally posted by light 'em up!
They've all got expanding bald spots dude. Who says Dave needs Ed? I think it's the other way around asshole."FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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SUCK IT SHEEP!!!Comment
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Cheers bro!!!!!:D :D :DOriginally posted by Big Troubles
Yeah no shit! Why is it that every Roth hater points out his bald spot, yet the other fools are running around dressed like bums and clowns, wearing neckbraces and peddling hot sauce and booze? Dave doesn't and NEVER did need anyone or anything to be where he's at. He took Mammoth and made "The Mighty Van Halen". Sam took Van Halen in 85 and made ballads and music to kill yourself by. Forever shame on Sam Hagars head and may he be cursed beyond death.Comment
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GR! Wassup! :D Love that sig man! LOL"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"Comment
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HE created Van Halen??? Come on he rode ED's coattails until he started to believe his own hype. If DLR is sooo creative how come he hasn't put out anything even remotely good since he left? And don't you dare mention California Girls. DON'T. P.S. he's an EMT, not a paramedic----big difference,but ego boy won't admit that, but even he knows he's not fooling anyone, himself included. hemmmalazibbbalabubbbadabop!Comment
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Why hasn't Van Hagar come out with anything remotely as good SHEEP? If you like to lap up shit, as you apparently do, go ahead and jack off to your Van Gayar, but fuck off and don't post here then. Go to the Links where your latently boring and uncreative friends post no doubt.Originally posted by haha
HE created Van Halen??? Come on he rode ED's coattails until he started to believe his own hype. If DLR is sooo creative how come he hasn't put out anything even remotely good since he left? And don't you dare mention California Girls. DON'T. P.S. he's an EMT, not a paramedic----big difference,but ego boy won't admit that, but even he knows he's not fooling anyone, himself included. hemmmalazibbbalabubbbadabop!
BTW, 'Cali Girls' was released while Dave was still with VH. And EVH has no coattails left, just his name and a declining reputation.
If DLR came back tomorrow, CVH might get a record contract, they might double that turnout of their current (abortion of a) tour attendance. But hey, enablers like you still tell Ed everything is great! Oh yeah, and:Comment
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