Van Hagar Is Done!

[Nickdfresh]

Re: sorry to interrupt

Originally posted by haha
and I sit alone waiting for a phone that will never ring. logging onto this site under 40 different names, knowing he is a has been who rewrites the past (like in his book). but also smiling because if ed ever took him back all the flamming gay fools like me would retract all of our latently faggy bullshit. van hagar is over, over--I admit it. leave me alone to figure out how to find my extraordinarily small penis in all my rapidly growing public hair. Maybe some day i will realize how to capitalize words when teacher shows me how too in resource room

[rothnroll39]

GOOD!!! FUCK HAGAR....IT NEVER WAS HIS BAND ANYWAYS,,,,,,ITS DAVES BAND...

[rothnroll39]

sammy hagar is a punk rip off,,,,,,vanhalen is daves band anyways

iam gonna fuck ur girlfreind pal

:D [IMG]david lee roth[/IMG]

[UNCLAX72]

I pray for it to be the truth

[rothnroll39]

Originally posted by rothnroll39
sammy hagar is a punk rip off,,,,,,vanhalen is daves band anyways :D [IMG]david lee roth[/IMG]

HEAR USE MY HAND I WONT LOOK

[rothnroll39]

IF DAVE WAS BACK IN VANHALEN THEY WOULD OF MADE WAY MORE MONEY THAN WITH THAT FUCKER HAGAR,,SOLD MORE TICKETS TO,,IF U CAN GET DAVE AND ED TOGETHER THAN EVERYBODY WANTS SOME....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by haha
HE created Van Halen??? Come on he rode ED's coattails until he started to believe his own hype. If DLR is sooo creative how come he hasn't put out anything even remotely good since he left? And don't you dare mention California Girls.

Oh, you mean like the magnificent solo artistry of Samuel Hagar ???

I just love these slams on Dave and his post-VH career, as if Sambo's career outside of VH was Elvis-like....

Lemee help ya out there Chief...

Standing Hampton - Platinum
VOA - Platinum
Three Lock Box - Gold
Sammy Hagar - Gold (VH aided)
Unboxed - Gold

CFTH - Platinum
EEAS - Platinum
Skyscraper - Platinum
ALAE - Gold

So as you can see, Sambo has had just about the equal amount of success (or lack thereof) as Dave....

I betcha Sambo's last 5 albums don't total up to 1 million...

If you wanna get off of the album sales, I'm sure the same figures can be had showing Sambo playing those 1000 seat theaters, just like Dave....

[rothnroll39]

WHO CARES,,,,,,,ITS NOT IMPORTANT UNLES DAVE IS INVOLVED..

[rothnroll39]

VA BITCH VH FAN,,VANHALEN HAS NOT PUT OUT ANYTHING WORTH A SHIT SINCE DAVE LEFT,,THATS PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE..DAVE HAS DONE WAY BETTER THAN HAGAR BOTH IN VANHALEN AND SOLO..OH YEA THEY PUT OUT 2 GREAT SONGS WITH DAVE IN 96,,BUT OTHER THAN THAT NOTHING,,VH WITHOUT DAVE PURE SHIT BAND..DAVE AND ED NEED EACH OTHER,,THATS WHERE ALL THERE SUCCES IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN,,THATS WHAT ALL THIS BULLSHIT IS ABOUT, TO GET THEM BACK TOGETHER,,WHY WOULD U PULL BOBBY DAHLS NAME OUT UR ASS NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT POSION,,I BET U GOT A POSION TAPE OUT IN UR TAPE DECK RIGHT NOW..DAVE IS THE MAN SO DEAL WITH IT.......

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Hey polesmoker, what part of my post tells you that I WOULDN'T agree with that, or are you just dense like that all the time ???

If you'd put the bong down for a minute, you'd see that I was DEFENDING Dave.....

[rothnroll39]

OH VA BITCH U MEANT TO SAY U WANTED TO SUCK DAVES DICK OH OK MY MISTAKE BUT I GOT TO TELL U MAN DAVE DONT SWING THAT WAY,SO U WILL HALF TO TRY AND SUCK VINCE NEILS DICK OR MAYBE BRETT MICHAELS DICK,,BUT I KNOW VINCE NEIL DONT SWING THAT WAY EITHER BUT IAM SURE THAT DAVID LEE WANNABE BRETT MICHAELS WILL SWING THAT WAY,,SO U CAN GO SMOKE BRETTS POLE,,,,,AND YA U DID PUT DAVES SOLO CAREER DOWN,,,,HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE U SOLD VA BITCH,,IAM NOT GONNA SEND EMAILS WITH U ALL NIGHT SO ILL GIVE U THE LAST WORD,,,,I GEUSS U LEARNED HOW TO B A DICKSUCKER OR POLE SMOKER AS U CALL IT OUT ON THE LONELY NAVY SHIP WITH ALL THE GUYS..U DEFENDED DAVE IN VAN HALEN BUT U TRASHED HIS SOLO CAREER,,SO FUCK U,,U GOT THE LAST WORD,,,,,,,,,,,GIVE ME UR BEST SHOT POISON FAN.

[rothnroll39]

FUCK SAMMY HAGAR WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THAT PRICK DOES,,HE AINT SHIT,,,,I DONT KNOW WHY IAM WASTING TIME TALKING ABOUT THE FAT MIDGET,,DAVE BLEW HAGAR OFF THE STAGE EVERY NIGHT IN 2002,,SO THAT TELLS THE STORY THAT WE HAVE ALREADY KNEW FROM DAY ONE,,ID LIKE TO FUCK HAGARS WIFE,,THATS ALL HE HAS GOING FOR HIM AND HIS KIDS,,OTHER THAN THAT HE HAS NO TALENT,,I ALSO THINK VA BEACH VH FAN MR.RETIRED NAVY IS A CLOSET SAMMY FAN ,,HE LIKES DAVE WITH VH BUT HE TRASHS DAVES SOLO EFFORTS AND TICKET SALES,,IT SOUNDS LIKE VA BITCH THINKS THERE ONLY ONE WAY TO ROCK,,HINT,,DAVE IS JUST AS GOOD WITHOUT ED AS HE IS WITH ED,,GO TO ROTH SHOW AND U WILL C,,DAVE HAS NOT LOST A BEAT OR A STEP,,IF UR A DAVE FAN THAN IT SHOULDNT MATTER WHO PLAYS GUITAR FOR,,VA BITCH U SHOULDNT B IN THE ROTH ARMY IF U DONT LIKE DAVE FULL CIRCLE,,I WANT DAVE BACK IN VANHALEN JUST AS BAD AS THE REST OF US,BUT IF DAVE DOES NOT GET BACK WITH VH IAM STILL ON ROTHS TEAM AND ALWAYS WILL B,,ILL STAY WHERE THE REAL GOOD TIME ROCK N ROLL IS AND THATS WITH DAVE LEE ROTH.,,,,,VH WITHOUT DAVE IS JUST VH,,BUT WITH DAVE IN VH IT BECOMES THE MIGHTY VANHALEN CAUSE DAVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE HEART AND SOUL AND MUSCLE OF THAT BAND AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.....HELLO CLEVLAND.

U BET UR FUCKIN ASS ITS REAL, THIS AINT QUIET RIOT BUDDY

[Tom Vu]

Van Ha(len)gar Not Finish

Hey Suckers! If you say the Van Ha(len)gar is finish, then why does the official licensed 2005 t-shirts say this for the names of the members of the band?

Van Halen is Eddie, Alex, Mike, and...SAMMY!!! Woo hoo! Woo hoo!

Oh, You Ate One Too?!? He-llllo Baaay-Beeee!!!!

[rothnroll39]

YA TOM VU I C THE SHIRT,,BUT THATS NOT VANHALEN BRO,,THATS TRIBUTE BAND TO THE GREATEST FRONTMAN OF ALL TIME DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH,,,,AND SAM DOES A HORRIBLE JOB OF IT,,,,SORRY TOM IT SUCKS THAT THAT VANHAGAR BULLSHIT GETS U OFF,,,,THAT DOG WONT HUNT AROUND HERE CHINA MAN,,,,U SHOULD NOT B IN THE DLR ARMY,,,,LAST TIME I LOOKED THIS IS DAVES HOUSE,,SO FUCK OFF VANHAGAR LOVER,,,,

[Tom Vu]

Originally posted by rothnroll39
,,SO FUCK OFF VANHAGAR LOVER,,,,

A post with a lot of cussing. Great energy. What a way to start off the day.

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Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m/\m/!!!