Van Hagar Is Done!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by diamondsam
Sam's not going to open for Nugent. They may co-headline but he ain't opening for him.
Truth is 400,000 cd's are sold of BOBW-maybe it is becasue of the Roth songs and maybe not
VH is selling lots of tickets at ridiculous prices so they are making lots of $$$
Van halen would draw more with Diamond than with Sam, but, this tour is a huge success and to not admit it is stupid. and makes one look foolish
I still think the band will reunite with both Sam and Dave for one big last go around, Sam is the only one that can still make that happen.
Becasue despite it all Sam and Dave are on much better terms than any of you would imagine

You good sir, are a complete fucking idiot!!

The promoters of this tour are losing their shirts. How can you

call 9,000 average per night a success?? This is a band that used to

average twice that with Dave!! Spam hated Dave, he is completely

jelous of the diamond one.

You may now return to jerking off to the Best of Journey

ya fucking twinkie!!

[Northern Girl]

Play nice boys...or da hamsta gets it !!

[bueno bob]

I WAS playing nice

diamondsam is new, after all, so I figured I'd better take it easy on him to start with. Fair warning, if he keeps up with his hoser-ness, I will have to take the gloves off!

:D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I WAS playing nice

I'm just playing. Besides you know how hard it would be to skin a hamster.

NG...I don't skin nuthin' smaller than a wascally wabbit !!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I'm just playing. Besides you know how hard it would be to skin a hamster.

NG...I don't skin nuthin' smaller than a wascally wabbit !!

"Wun, wabbit, wun!"

:D

[Bad Muthafucker]

i fucking pray for this story about hagar being finished with the vh sisters to be true!!! then they'll be FORCED to take dave back. and then all will be right with the world.

[Bad Muthafucker]

the more negativity for those bastards, the better.

[bueno bob]

They've certainly earned their fair share of it, haven't they? :D

HAHAHAHAH

[BackInAction]

You guys don't think this is actually true, do you?

[Bad Muthafucker]

alex van cunt face earned the majority of it with that big mouth of his.

[Bad Muthafucker]

hey back in your mudda's ass pipe, nobody was talkin to you.

[BackInAction]

Originally posted by bueno bob
What kind of fuckin' crack are YOU smokin?

VH's ticket prices don't mean SHIT. They get a guaranteed amount (everyone, please repeat: GUARANTEED AMOUNT) regardless of whether they sell 50 tickets or five million, i.e. they're in a position not to give two fucks one way or the other, as it's not costing them.

This tour is a huge success? Oh, for fuck's sake, how dumb can you get? Did you escape from the links? An average of 7000 people a night, AFTER a seven year layoff, ON A REUNION TOUR, is NOT a success for a band with the history of VAN HALEN! Get it through your thick fuckin' skulls, sheep!

DAVID LEE ROTH WILL NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT SHARE THE STAGE WITH SAMMY HAGAR!!!!! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!! VAN HALEN IS NOT A BAND WITH TWO LEAD SINGERS!!!! WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?

Sam and Dave are on better terms that we could imagine? Oh, OK, Mr. Fuckin' Inside Info, why don't you enlighten us poor bastards with your oh-so-fuckin'-glorious HUSH HUSH top secret for your eyes only information?

God damn these sheep are so stupid.

Now go get your ass back to your shepherd Brett, I hear he's missing you. Don't stay here and make me get serious.

:D

Man, you get that "per show" average wrong everytime. It's just under 10k, not 7K

You take some bullshit # from some disgruntled fan and start believing it to be true.

Way too funny. :D

[Matt White]

Hard to tell. They don't exactly have a track record for letting the fans know what's going on.One minute your singing for the Sisters, the next they hate yer guts. Spammy better watch his back, and his nutz.

"IT's 5,150 Time!!!"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[BackInAction]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
hey back in your mudda's ass pipe, nobody was talkin to you.

Why the fuck you try to type with an "accent"? That's some dumb shit.

[Bad Muthafucker]

just cuz i know how happy it makes you. i'm a caring guy like dat.