Van Hagar Is Done!

[Matt White]

Tom WHO? VU WHo? VU YOU?!? VOODO?!?

Too much starch on the clothes Vu. Quit fuckin' up or it's back to the dingy for YU!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rothnroll39]

HEY TOM VU THAT T-SHIRT WAS MADE IN 2004 DURING THE VANHAGAR CRAP TOUR WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA STAY TOGETHER,,ITS ALL OVER NOW SHIT FOR BRAINS,,ANYONE CAN GET TICKET FOR A CRUISE AND SIT OUT ON THE DECK IN BETWEEN GIRLS HE DONT EVEN KNOW AND ACT LIKE THEY WERE WITH HIM,,YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYBODY WITH THE PICS,,NO WONDER UR A HAGAR FAN CAUSE U LOOK QUEER AS A $3 BILL,,LET US KNOW WHERE UR GONNA STAGE THE NEXT PICTURE,OOOH CANT WAIT CHINA BOY,,,,,KEEP UR VANHAGAR DICK SUCKING ASS OUT OF ROTHS HOUSE,,DEAL WITH IT DAVE FUCKING RULZ,,

[Tom Vu]

A Game of Tom Vu Says

Originally posted by rothnroll39
OOOH CANT WAIT CHINA BOY,,,,,

Tom Vu Says: open the refrigerator.
rothnroll39 opens the refrigerator.

Tom Vu Says: Take out the Coke.
rothnroll39 takes out the Coke.

Tom Vu Says: Drink the Coke.
rothnroll39 drinks the Coke.

Tom Vu Says:

HA! HA!

ME CHINESE.

ME PLAY JOKE.

ME PUT PEE PEE IN YOUR COKE.

\m/\m/!!!

[DlocRoth]

Gentlemen, please!

Between the FUCKING CAPS(39) and the illogical and completely insane rantings(Vu).....

Let it slide, chaps.

Let the "millionaire" tell stories.

Or shut the fuck up and blow me.

[rothnroll39]

YOU DONT LIKE THE CAPS PRINCE? TOUGH SHIT BOY GO BLOW VU.....

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by rothnroll39
FUCK SAMMY HAGAR WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THAT PRICK DOES,,HE AINT SHIT,,,,I DONT KNOW WHY IAM WASTING TIME TALKING ABOUT THE FAT MIDGET,,DAVE BLEW HAGAR OFF THE STAGE EVERY NIGHT IN 2002,,SO THAT TELLS THE STORY THAT WE HAVE ALREADY KNEW FROM DAY ONE,,ID LIKE TO FUCK HAGARS WIFE,,THATS ALL HE HAS GOING FOR HIM AND HIS KIDS,,OTHER THAN THAT HE HAS NO TALENT,,I ALSO THINK VA BEACH VH FAN MR.RETIRED NAVY IS A CLOSET SAMMY FAN ,,HE LIKES DAVE WITH VH BUT HE TRASHS DAVES SOLO EFFORTS AND TICKET SALES,,IT SOUNDS LIKE VA BITCH THINKS THERE ONLY ONE WAY TO ROCK,,HINT,,DAVE IS JUST AS GOOD WITHOUT ED AS HE IS WITH ED,,GO TO ROTH SHOW AND U WILL C,,DAVE HAS NOT LOST A BEAT OR A STEP,,IF UR A DAVE FAN THAN IT SHOULDNT MATTER WHO PLAYS GUITAR FOR,,VA BITCH U SHOULDNT B IN THE ROTH ARMY IF U DONT LIKE DAVE FULL CIRCLE,,I WANT DAVE BACK IN VANHALEN JUST AS BAD AS THE REST OF US,BUT IF DAVE DOES NOT GET BACK WITH VH IAM STILL ON ROTHS TEAM AND ALWAYS WILL B,,ILL STAY WHERE THE REAL GOOD TIME ROCK N ROLL IS AND THATS WITH DAVE LEE ROTH.,,,,,VH WITHOUT DAVE IS JUST VH,,BUT WITH DAVE IN VH IT BECOMES THE MIGHTY VANHALEN CAUSE DAVE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE HEART AND SOUL AND MUSCLE OF THAT BAND AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.....HELLO CLEVLAND.

Dude:

We're all down with likin' DLR. Glad to see you dig him too.

But please...let's talk caps, punctuation, and spell check.

Just common courtesy if you're going to keep interjecting your opinion amongst the other 12,000 or so of us.

[fryingdutchman]

TOM VU rubs one out to the latest picture of Spammy~

[rothnroll39]

ok fryingdutchman i can respect that,thanks for the tip.roth-n-roll everybody its the only and best way to go.roth rulz

[rothnroll39]

hey is that a picture of hagar going down on tom vu or is it a picture of hagar rideing china boy tom vu's 1 inch knob? iam sure hagar gave him both.

[Tom Vu]

I am just be the gigolo

Hmm? What is go on? I'm kinda busy right now. What did you say?...Something about someone go down on me? And that picture of skinny, ugly, Chinese guy is not me. You post the wrong picture. And the name of person going down on me is Heidi. Heidi Goodhead. Here's the correction picture of someone go down on me. He. He.

Ohhhh! I am the hot for the teacher!

[Carmine]

Re: I am just be the gigolo

Originally posted by Tom Vu
And the name of person going down on me is Heidi. Heidi Goodhead. Here's the correction picture of someone go down on me. He. He.

LOL...."Heidi Goodhead"

nice "Tom"

[rothnroll39]

what are you doing with my mom vu? are you my dad vu?how did my mom get on that boat? show me picture of you and dave.

look at all the people here tonight

[Mandie]

If this is it, then Van Halen needs to be on the 2nd season of Rockstar:__________, the show hosted by Dave Navarro and Brooke Burke. They should try it! I'll be auditioning for the next season anyway. If Van Halen is on the next season, and I win, START BETTING ON HOW LONG I'LL LAST! Start placin' your bets!:D