Slapnuts' bash in Cabo the 9th and 10th ...

[tydhurst]

Thanks for clearing that up for me lad!

[Panamark]

No probs mate !

I wouldnt know from personal experience, (as Ive never stood anywhere near Spammy) but many Spammy fans here have
described the stench. They totally dig it, they think Spammy
should synthesize the odour and flog it for $75 a bottle
through RedSuckers.com

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Panamark
A mixture of piss, Mikey's anus and baked on halen sperm.

The secret recipe for Cabo Wabo Chowder.

Mezro...Sammy says "you can even eat the bowl."...

[EyesInterpreter]

Re: Slapnuts' bash in Cabo the 9th and 10th ...

Originally posted by Eyes
Anyone? ... anyone? ...

Alright peeps, this is my only chance I'm gonna get seeing that waste of a hero Eddie face to face in my life ...

Eyes wants you to know, that you are all his friends. He also will be meeting the legendary guitar player Edward Van Halen personally.

Originally posted by Eyes

SO

If the bro's are there then I'm "in like flin" ... needing my expedia.com travel tickets for a "weekend anti Slap, Roth diehard fantatic since 01' bash" at Slapnuts' bar ...

If Eyes of the nights fellow brethren are amongst his presence, then he will cordially be invited inside the party festivities, that were presented by expedia.com's travel services.

Originally posted by Eyes


Around 1500-2000 for hotel and 3 day round tripper to Cabo for an "anti slapnut campaign, chance to meet EVH, wearing all my Roth gear apparel from both forums, son of a mother, seeking THE chance in a lifetime photo op with the human waste record setter EVH ...

The estimated price for a hotel room and three round trip to cabo will cost about $1,500 - $2,000 dollars in American currency. Eyes considers this campaign to be anti Samuel Hagar, and he would be more than appreciative to get a photo with the idiot savant Edward Van Halen... while wearing the Roth Army logo t-shirt.

Originally posted by Eyes


Fuck, just remembered I'm flying solo ... anybody else wanna go!?:p

(Expletive) Eyes suddenly remembered that in fact, he will be flying alone. Eyes also would like to invite anyone else who reads this message.

Originally posted by Eyes
[B]

I need to know this shit my friends! I got 2-3 days ... help the brother you never knew out! ...



ALSO
[B]

The window of opportunity for his friends to experience a Vacation with him will only be 2-3 days at max. However, I am too fucking broke flipping hamburgers at McDonalds to afford the expenses of this trip. Could somebody at this website please pay for it?

Originally posted by Eyes


I haven't been reading and need any info on the ladder dates of this tour to get a grasp and see if they can actually play well through their entire set before I give those a-holes any of my money in Seattle on the 22nd ...

I am illiterate, can someone give me the tour dates? I highly doubt the band known as Van Halen has the ability to entertain the audience... I am not financially stable enough to waste these funds on October 22nd, if they are unable to play their music well.

Originally posted by Eyes
[B]

thanks
Eyes[B]

Eyes would like to thank all of you, as seen with his approval of signature.