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  • Red Rock
    Full On Cocktard
    • Oct 2004
    • 28

    This is a joke...

    Look at you guys talking about van halen like its something from the past. Check out this summers hottest tour. Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".

    This tour was huge. You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past. Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass. You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.

    Long live the REAL Van Halen! Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p
    Van Halen is back!!!

    Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey
  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #2
    Wrong site guy...........................

    Extensive Van Halen fan discussion forum, news, media, and links since 1999.


    Go there and have fun!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Red Rock
      Full On Cocktard
      • Oct 2004
      • 28

      #3
      Fuck you max.
      Van Halen is back!!!

      Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey

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      • sambo
        Sniper
        • Jun 2004
        • 913

        #4
        Sold out shows?... what...bring your own tarp to hide the empty seats? more ticket giveaways and free food?

        Sorry, get your facts straight mate.
        Go home the Earth is full....

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          #5
          Originally posted by Red Rock
          Fuck you max.
          Fuck off you fucking loser.Have a nice day.
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Red Rock
            Full On Cocktard
            • Oct 2004
            • 28

            #6
            Fuck you Dan. Youre like the worst poster (poser) here. I hate you.
            Van Halen is back!!!

            Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey

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            • Big Train
              Full Member Status

              • Apr 2004
              • 4013

              #7
              Sheep,

              Apparently you missed this:


              The man played to more people in one performance than those hosebags played to all tour long...and didn't lose any money doing it!!!

              That tequila must be powerful stuff. Failed album, failed tour, dropped by label, half empty stadiums, no money....reality just passes you by with that stuff. Guess I should get myself a bottle....

              It sure is a naked steaming pile of crap right in front of my eyes..

              back to the pasture, sheep...

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              • Red Rock
                Full On Cocktard
                • Oct 2004
                • 28

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Train
                Sheep,

                Apparently you missed this:






                The man played to more people in one performance than those hosebags played to all tour long...and didn't lose any money doing it!!!

                That tequila must be powerful stuff. Failed album, failed tour, dropped by label, half empty stadiums, no money....reality just passes you by with that stuff. Guess I should get myself a bottle....

                back to the pasture, sheep...
                get that...stadiums. they are big and you know it. envious asshole.
                Van Halen is back!!!

                Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey

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                • Rikk
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 16518

                  #9
                  Yawn. You're not even SHEEP PEN material.
                  Roth Army Militia

                  Originally posted by WARF
                  Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                  • sambo
                    Sniper
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 913

                    #10
                    Basketball stadiums ... dickhead... hold what, 15-17000 max? and they couldn't even do that.. without tarps and free ticket giveaways..

                    For a band of this history, it's a failure..
                    Go home the Earth is full....

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                    • Big Train
                      Full Member Status

                      • Apr 2004
                      • 4013

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Red Rock
                      get that...stadiums. they are big and you know it. envious asshole.
                      They sure are big...and they echo, especially when nobody is in them. :D

                      Exactly what part of what I described are ANY of us or more importantly Mr. Roth jealous of? He's getting paid on the sales of those albums and not out there every night making a fool of himself like these jackasses. Ignore reality all you want..just know the truth.

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                      • Red Rock
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 28

                        #12
                        you know the truth. and that truth is that ou812 is their greatest recorded moment. you know damn well that mine all mine is still better than anything of 1984. dont even try and tell me differnet.
                        Van Halen is back!!!

                        Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey

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                        • MAX
                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 13001

                          #13
                          Hey Chedd-Cock!!!!

                          Welcome to the Army and my forum.

                          I'll make damn sure that you feel welcome cos that's what I do. :D

                          Just test me fucker? I dare you. Otherwise, welcome aboard and Julie will show you all around this fine ship.
                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                          • Red Rock
                            Full On Cocktard
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 28

                            #14
                            thanks for the welcome max! this place is cool except for a few dickheads.

                            whats your favorite vh album? mine is 5150. i do like some stuff off 1984...jump is cool.
                            Van Halen is back!!!

                            Eddie, Alex, Sammy and Mikey

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                            • Big Train
                              Full Member Status

                              • Apr 2004
                              • 4013

                              #15
                              Please allow me to introduce myself to you sheep. Everything you stand for is completely wrong, as most of my friends here will agree. You picked the wrong place to spew your bullshit. Shut the fuck up, get with the program, learn a thing or two and run along.

                              End of story...

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