This is a joke...

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Wrong site guy...........................

https://www.vhlinks.com

Go there and have fun!

Yup.

[BRANDON]

Originally posted by Red Rock
Look at you guys talking about van halen like its something from the past. Check out this summers hottest tour. Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".

This tour was huge. You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past. Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass. You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.

Long live the REAL Van Halen! Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p

Originally posted by Red Rock
you know the truth. and that truth is that ou812 is their greatest recorded moment. you know damn well that mine all mine is still better than anything of 1984. dont even try and tell me differnet.

what a real loser. is sheep to good of a word for this guy.

[Robonez]

The Cryptkeeper!

[Robonez]

!

[salsanin]

Originally posted by Red Rock
you have to admit. Dreams is a great song.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH !!!!!!

Pls Red Rock

tell your Fatty-belly friend not to come and sing in Italy cause we esteem the real good music and not the crap like '' dreams ''.
We hate Van Hagar!!!!!

[Panamark]

Robonez, great pics of Dave !
Not very good ones for illustrating your point...

Sammy is a fat old man that wears curlers in his
hair..

[Panamark]

(At a senior citizens home somewhere near Cabo Wabo)

Mr Hagar, time for your medication and afternoon nap !
Good to see you managed to put your pajamas half on !

[Matt White]

FUCK YOU Van Hagar SHEEP!!!

"Tonight's Attendance........It's 5,150 TIME!!!!"
"look at all the EMPTY seats at the Van Hagar Show TONIGHT!!!!!"

Right, successful tour. If they were REO speedwagon!!!!
Face it HOMO, this "SHAM HALEN 2004 summer FLEECE THE SHEEP REUNION tour" is a bigger BUST than the VHIII tour.
Either way, nice wig on EVH!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU SHEEP!!!!

[Matt White]

And again, real successful, junior.
Artist/ Event Van Halen, Laidlaw
Venue Alltel Arena
City / State North Little Rock, Ark.
Date Sept. 24, 2004
Gross Sales $329,503
International Gross Sales
Attendance 4,754
Capacity 15,825
Shows 1
Sell-Outs 0
Prices $77.50, $38.75
Promoter Jack Utsick Presents

4,754. CAPACITY:15,825.
11,071 EMPTY SEATS!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!1
PLEASE!!! Somebody stop Van Hagar!!!!
Oh, wait, their imploding from the SHAME of this PATHETIC tour.!!!

FUCK YOU Van Hagar SHEEP!!!!!!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by stilleddiesange
Red Rock, no need for this shite, get a grip. Mine all Mine is a great song but come on, fucking Jump????? Thats the best u can come up with? Thats just plain ignorance dude and sadly pathetic. Take ur head out of ur arse and go thru the back catalogue of Dave era Van Halen, top quality music. And dont dis Max or I'll have to castrate ya!

Fak hello cunt!!

[bueno bob]

Whats up, Red Cock? Welcome to the forums!

You're a fucking idiot. This tour is a failure, you have no grasp of facts, and you're a fag. You obviously don't belong here and are only here to stir shit up. And why? Because you're a fag with no fucking life. Get back to the links and go suck on Brett's prick a while more.

The numbers don't lie, dumb shit. They're selling shit on this tour, BOBW has now officially sold worse than Van Halen 3 did, and reports are coming in that Ed and Sam are at each others throats about the whole thing.

Every concert review that has came back has said that this half-assed excuse of a once great band can't cut the mustard any more. It's fags like you Hagar supporters that keep staring at the obvious train wreck through rose colored glasses and pretending that it's GREAT and that 5,000 people a night "Isn't too bad!" and that the BOBW sales are "Really great, considering the layoff"!

You're able to spin anything and twist anything and you deny the facts, over and over and over, just so long as you can support Hagar a little more. You consistantly ignore the sales, the attendance at the shows, the utter FAILURE the new tracks had on the radio, the piss poor reviews that keep pooring in from every source imaginable...and then you pretend like everythings A-OK! People like you really make me sick...you just continue to ignore the obvious conclusion that the majority of Van Halen fans (oh, I'd say about 3 of 5 at a minimum) ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SAMMY HAGAR.

According to most recent reports, neither is Eddie!

You wanna support Hagar? Go over and post on his fuckin' board and quit wasting space on the main by posting this fucking drivel here. The writings on the wall. Van Halen is OVER.

Get the fuck out of the forums. When we're interested what a 16 year old like yourself has to say about the affairs of Van Halen, we'll come to you.

Bye bye now.

[JCOOK]

Bueno BB !

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
Fak hello cunt!!

Hello to u too.. lightweight!!!

:fucku2:

[Bad Muthafucker]

Re: This is a joke...

Originally posted by Red Rock
Check out this summers hottest tour.

i was too busy checking out your mudda this past summer fuck face

Originally posted by Red Rock
Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".

she was naked in front of my steaming eyes

Originally posted by Red Rock
This tour was huge.

the distance she could open her mouth was huge

Originally posted by Red Rock
You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past.

i was living in her pants!

Originally posted by Red Rock
Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass.

i looked at her back and fucked major ass

Originally posted by Red Rock
You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.

your fadda was bitter cuz that washed-up guy wasn't there the mess things up

Originally posted by Red Rock
Long live the REAL Van Halen!

long live your mudda's mouth on my cock!!!

Originally posted by Red Rock
Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p

my prick is back up your mudda's ass pipe, and it ain't going nowhere.

[Splooge]

I stepped over Eddie today passing the liquor store

Ya old tit dragger!