During Which Song Will You Go For A Leak and/or Beer Counter During The Show?

[diamondsgirl]

Actually, if your ass is even in your seat...you are lame.

Everybody Up!!!

[tommyv]

Drum solos were invented for bathroom breaks.

[So this is love]

Drum solos were invented for bathroom breaks.

So true, but what if he's doing his solo just after I'll Wait, then what More drinks....Van Halen is a party band...Not a night at the Opera...You pay for a seat but seriously who uses it

[So this is love]

10 Surprising Health Benefits of Beer and more reasons for a Pit stop during the Bass solo
Stronger Bones
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Reduced Cancer Risk
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[TATTOO]

I have a feeling if the young Wolfster does ever get a Bass solo, peeps will
not be flocking to the bog.

The kid can fucking play!!

[ELVIS]

It's not a rumor that he wasn't playing much bass on the last tour. It's a fact...

[Panamark]

How 'bout you plan to wear a catheter...

That coupled with this:

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

and you would not miss a thing !

[Panamark]

You know what, this is a valid problem as everyone tends to go
at those same moments.

Maybe stick to a hip flask of bourbon ?
Gets you drunk quicker and you dont need so many
piss breaks like with beer ?

[academic punk]

I used to book it to the ladies room during Mike's solo tho.

Dropping your bass from the drum riser and then pumping your fists in the air does not qualify as a solo.

[guwapo_rocker]

dropping your bass from the drum riser and then pumping your fists in the air does not qualify as a solo.

ha!!!

[chefcraig]

Dropping your bass from the drum riser and then pumping your fists in the air does not qualify as a solo.

Yet oddly enough. if you dropped to one knee and held your fist to your forehead after doing so, you could become a cross-cultural phenomenon.

[Angel]

It's not a rumor that he wasn't playing much bass on the last tour. It's a fact...

He'd only been playing for a year at that time... no wonder he looked like a fucking scared duck up there. Bass solo used to be my potty break... not this year (if I make it to a show). This is why I toke instead of drink now.... no need to go to the john!

[BITEYOASS]

That's simple! I'd get everything done throughout the opening act.

[So this is love]

Ceeeelebrate Good Times Come On!!!!

[JJtheVagPounder]

Yet oddly enough. if you dropped to one knee and held your fist to your forehead after doing so, you could become a cross-cultural phenomenon.

I greatly dislike Tim Tebow. It's not just his over the top, in your face, I tied my shoes today let me thank jesus brand of Christianity. It's the fact that he's a Bronco. Ugh.