During Which Song Will You Go For A Leak and/or Beer Counter During The Show?

[mohican]

Why don't we all chip in and buy Depend in bulk at Costco.

[academic punk]

Why don't we all chip in and buy Depend in bulk at Costco.

See, this argument is EXACTLY how Democrats should frame taxes: for the collective good and benefit of the masses.

[SNIPER]

They should put little rubber Hagar faces in the bottom of all urinals and toilets on the tour. hehe

[VanHalener]

See, this argument is EXACTLY how Democrats should frame taxes: for the collective good and benefit of the masses.

This ain't politics, baby. This is Vannnnn Halen.
I'll throw in a couple hundred if it helps people not miss a fooking thang!

OWWWWW!

[VanHalener]

They should put little rubber Hagar faces in the bottom of all urinals and toilets on the tour. hehe

That is THE only place I want to see Sir Spamness at a Van Halen concert.

[chefcraig]

They should put little rubber Hagar faces in the bottom of all urinals and toilets on the tour. hehe

One of the joints I cooked for tried putting little plastic targets in the stand-up urinals in the men's room. Oddly enough, this act actually increased the amount of restroom use, resulting in a drastically more significant amount of clean-up. One can only imagine the carnage that inserting Hagar's face would do in irreparably damaging the halls used on the intended VH tour.

[SNIPER]

One of the joints I cooked for tried putting little plastic targets in the stand-up urinals in the men's room. Oddly enough, this act actually increased the amount of restroom use, resulting in a drastically more significant amount of clean-up. One can only imagine the carnage that inserting Hagar's face would do in irreparably damaging the halls used on the intended VH tour.

I didn't look at it that way, good point. But it sure would be funny as hell.

[SNIPER]

Well, I plan on having a bottle in my boot and hold in my piss till the show ends. Not gonna miss any of it.

[mohican]

Can someone photoshop Sammy's face on this?

[academic punk]

That is THE only place I want to see Sir Spamness at a Van Halen concert.

Oh, no. No. Nonono. I wanna see Sammy there. I would LOVE to see him there. Because I want his fat ass to see and hear how beloved dave and classic VH are, and how Van Hagar never once, in all of his pompous, ill-conceived fantasies never even got near.

All the crap and abuse he's given Dave over the years for not being able to sing, and that Dave was a has-been? I want Sambo to see for himself how false and naive that notion was. I want him to hear US - the real fans - out there, and finally inevitably conclude that he only became a star because he got to walk into a household brand-name band that Dave built. To realize that it wasn't his singing or lyrics that made the band, but Eddie and Alex's musicianship while Dave wasn't around.

I want that fat prick to never be able to look in the mirror again.

[SNIPER]

Oh, no. No. Nonono. I wanna see Sammy there. I would LOVE to see him there. Because I want his fat ass to see and hear how beloved dave and classic VH are, and how Van Hagar never once, in all of his pompous, ill-conceived fantasies never even got near.

All the crap and abuse he's given Dave over the years for not being able to sing, and that Dave was a has-been? I want Sambo to see for himself how false and naive that notion was. I want him to hear US - the real fans - out there, and finally inevitably conclude that he only became a star because he got to walk into a household brand-name band that Dave built. To realize that it wasn't his singing or lyrics that made the band, but Eddie and Alex's musicianship while Dave wasn't around.

I want that fat prick to never be able to look in the mirror again.

You need to run for president sir!!

[chefcraig]

I want that fat prick to never be able to look in the mirror again.

The fact is, his mirror is covered with so many of his own smooch prints that he can't even see himself anymore. I mean really, do you think anyone goes out in public presenting themselves in such a ghastly fashion if they can at first see themselves reflected clearly before walking out the door?

[SNIPER]

bwahahahaha!!

[fifth element]

I'll piss on the guy in front of me before I leave my goddamn seat! Consider yourselves warned!!

not leaving my seat till the show is over...

[IceCreamBlondie]

Hell, Im staying for the whole VH show...... why leave the greatest show on earth?

Im just planning my drinks accordingly....

I don't care if I have to cross my legs during Dave's Tale! Its DAVE in his ELEMENT!

BTW, I thought Alex did a kick ass solo last tour. ED's solo, however, was LOOOONNNGG!