During Which Song Will You Go For A Leak and/or Beer Counter During The Show?

[So this is love]

My favorite song to go for a piss is either I'll Wait or the drum solo. Whats yours?

[diamondsgirl]

My favorite song to go for a piss is either I'll Wait. Whats yours?

LOL. I'll Wait or JUMP. But, not sure if I can hold it til JUMP.

[ELVIS]

This topic sure gives insight to the inner workings of a =VH= fan...

[So this is love]

My problem is if they don't play I'll Wait this time, I need another song.

[So this is love]

A Van Halen show needs planning now that they don't take any break. ALWAYS Plan for having 4 beers at the opening of the first song 1 for the wife and 3 for me. Then I wait for the drum solo and I'll wait for a beer refill and a leak...A couple of shooters are not out of the question while at the beer counter the second time around...

[diamondsgirl]

My problem is if they don't play I'll Wait this time, I need another song.

You better be wearing Depends! You dont want to miss the new stuff and all of the old stuff is killer! Worth pissing yourself over, seriously.

[ELVIS]

How 'bout you plan to wear a catheter...

[diamondsgirl]

How 'bout you plan to wear a catheter...

and have your wife hold the bag. LMAO.

if she really loves you...she'll do it!

[So this is love]

and have your wife hold the bag. LMAO.

if she really loves you...she'll do it!

Rule #1 Never bring the wife at the refill b/c this is when you have the shooters with your pals and she doesn't need to see that...

[golitely]

Jump is when you grab your keys and try to beat the traffic out of the parking lot. you hit the head during the drum or (god forbid) bass solos.

[VAiN]

I'll piss on the guy in front of me before I leave my goddamn seat! Consider yourselves warned!!

[golitely]

...if you even think about taking break while Uncle Dave is rapping, you should be taken outside and summarily shot. The only reason to get your butt out of the seat then is for a better view.

[So this is love]

Jump is when you grab your keys and try to beat the traffic out of the parking lot. you hit the head during the drum or (god forbid) bass solos.

Bass solo???thats my cue

[diamondsgirl]

Bass solo???thats my cue

I would like to see what Wolfs got, but he didnt do one last tour. Put those rumors to rest that its not him playing, you know??

I used to book it to the ladies room during Mike's solo tho.

[VanHalener]

...The only reason to get your butt out of the seat then is for a better view.

Fook N A Hooah.

I hear adult diapers work just fine.

WhyTF would you get up and split. It's Van Fucking Halen.
It's Van Halen with Dave and a new album for fuks sake.
If you feel you'll be bored for even a moment at this show, stay home and break out the Vaseline and your grey sock.
This shit is not going to last forever, so get it all while you can.

~Carry On~