Who?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Go hump a cactus, ya cunt.

Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?

[Cathedral]

Good point, Rikk, I stand corrected...

Katy, Go 'ride' a cactus, ya cunt.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Rikk
Technical question: is it actually valid to tell women to go hump something? Breaking down the verb humping to its most technical terms, do women hump? Are women capable of the act of humping?

Probably bone degeneration...like the old lady hump?

Is Katy getting her calcium?

Katy?

[Cathedral]

Or even better...

Katy, Go 'grind' a cactus, ya cunt.

Or even better...

Katy, Go shove a cactus up that smegma filled slash between your flabby ass thighs, ya cunt.

[rustoffa]

Ya hump?

(cue goodfellas slang)

[Cathedral]

I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.

Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down

Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones

What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
.

Is she mine, if I can count all the stars at night?
Is she mine, if I wrote many poems as I could?
Is she mine, if I paint her in her innocent smile?
Is she mine, if I can be worth for her love?
Now shut the fuck up and cook me a steak,
and I want not one piece of clothing on your body.
And then come sit on my lap and we can start talking about your vagina again.

tsk tsk. you should that I like my poems to rhyme.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by showjoeyourtits
Wouldn't a troll be someone who posts a pic of themselves, only to cover their face with their chubby hand?

Oh Joe. You've been fixated on my profile pic for about a good 6 months now. You keep mentioning it so much that you are showing your true colors.

You love that picture.

It keeps you up at night.

When you can't fall asleep, you think of that picture and touch yourself. And then you get angry because you can't do anything all day long because my picture is in your mind. So you come here and insult me, thinking I'll take down the picture and hope in my doing so that it'll escape your mind.

But I'm not playing by your rules.

And then there's the added factor that you don't have a chance in hell with me.

That eats you up inside.

It burns.

Let it out Joe.

Tell me how horrible my picture is. I know your short chubby pokes up whenever you mention it.

Go on Joe.

Touch it.

Do it.

pw3d.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Sounds like she better be covering her chubby ass.

Katy, I thought we were friends?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I'm writing a song for Katydid, to the tune of 'Layla'.

Tried to take you to weight watchers
Couldn't get you in the car
You've topped out at 380 pounds
You got to trim your fat ass down

Chorus: Weigh-la, you broke my boney knees get up
Beggin ho-bag please get up
Cunt face won't you ease my weary bones

What do y'all think so far?
This will kill 'em in the clubs, i just know it.

:p

I'll call Eric.

[rustoffa]

Ahahahahha!

[rustoffa]

Fuck you Joe!

[rustoffa]

Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
I was upset and mad for awhile when Ally Kat threw me out of NON into the dump. I realized she was just insuring her job as a Mod. Trying to stay in other Mods and Webmasters good graces. (A Capricorn trait by the way)

Al is a Capricorn also and a few others...they can't help themselves for selling out others for their own benefit.

My ex's wife was a Capricorn. What she couldn't gamble away she sold. Sold the business and moved as soon as he was dropped in the ground from OK back to NC and bought herself a nice place on the lake. Draws her SS from her first dead husband. Our sons got nothing.

I told them to let her have it all. They agreed...

So excuse me if I feel a tad bitter right now at all Capricorns in general.

I thought you were a hardcore Catholic? You'll go to hell dabbing into such astrology-witchcraft! I don't want to see Satan consume you in his flames!

And you are wrong about me being Rikk, AL, and Cat's slave being a Capricorn trait.

Capricorns make the most faithful lovers. And your strong sex drive makes you among the most reliable. But perhaps the most defining characteristic of Caps is that they are uniformly well-equipped for material prosperity. Self-discipline, good time-management skills, thoroughness and ambition: These are your trademarks. And they conspire to make you an eager seeker of success. Your impeccable sense of timing enables you to seize opportunities and react to alarms. You're at your best when you're building on your past and seeing your future come into focus. Perpetual forward motion turns you on. When you finally get sufficiently situated to consider a relationship, let your social consciousness guide you to potential love matches. Seek someone willing to care for you as well as you care for others -- someone who won't threaten your lifestyle and who is willing to be corralled into a secure relationship. You don't take love lightly; you play for keeps. Ever the practical, purposeful pragmatist, you choose your battles wisely. You're always looking to what will advance your agenda and how to work smarter, not harder. You're willing to make sacrifices now in order to enjoy life later, and that's why time is on your side. You're not getting older; you're getting better. In so many ways, you may hoe a lonely row, but the fruits of your labor will come to fruition in a honey of a harvest.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Ally, you need to put owned at the end of that last Joe thing....

done for you babe.