What up with this?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Screw that. I would have made you drive me around in your sexy Trans Am. Me lookin' all pretty in a cool car with a chauffeur! And screw the guys. I'd do it to show off to the other girls.

I never thought you were so vain!

[Matt White]

I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(y’jes can’t do it)

She made a bet with her sister who’s a little dumb
She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don’t mind that she called me a bum,
But I knew right away she was really gonna cum
(so I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
But I still didn’t hear no dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe humm
Dinah-moe humm
Where this dinah-moe
Comin’ from
Done spent three hours
An’ I ain’t got a crumb
From the dinah-moe, dinah-moe, dinah-moe
From the dinah-moe humm

I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
I got a spot that gets me hot
But you ain’t been to it
’cause I can’t get into it
Unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta get out of it
Before I get into it
’cause I never get into it
Unless I get out of it
An’ I gotta be out of it
To get myself into it

(she looked over at me with a glazed eye
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area
And she said...)

Just get me wasted
An’ you’re half-way there
’cause if my mind’s tore up
Then my body don’t care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
An’ said my-my-my
What sort of thing
Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister
Who was holdin’ the bet
An’ wondered what kind of trip
The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn’t matter no more
When her sister got nekkid an’ laid on the floor
She said dinah-moe might win the bet
But she could use a little ------- if I wasn’t done yet

I told her...
Just because the sun
Want a place in the sky
No reason to assume
I wouldn’t give her a try

So I pulled on her hair
Got her legs in the air
An’ asked if she had any cooties on there

(whaddya mean cooties! no cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin’
Buns up!
I was wheelin’ an dealin’
Wheelin’ an’ dealin’ an ooooh!
She surrended to the feelin’
She sweetly surrendered
An’ she started in to squealin’

Dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
With her lips just a-twitchin’ an’ her face gone red
Some drool rollin’ down
From the edge of her chin
While she spied the condition
Her sister was in
She quivered ’n quaked
An’ clutched at herself
While her sister made a joke
’bout her mental health
’till dinah-moe finally
Did give in
But I told her
All she really needed
Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...dora...
M-m-m...it’s real angora
Would y’all like some more-a?
Right here on the flora?
An’ how ’bout you, fauna?
Y’wanna?

Mmm...sound like y’might be chokin’ on somethin’

Did you say you want some more?
Well, here’s some more...

Mmm, sure...listen
D’you think I could interest you
In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

Mmm...tweezers!
Here, lemme sterilize ’em...
Gimme your lighter...

I couldn’t say where she’s coming’ from,
But I just met a lady named dinah-moe humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,
I got a forty dollar bill say you can’t make me cum
(y’jes can’t do it)

I whipped off her bloomers’n stiffened my thumb
An’ applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked’n stroked till my wrist got numb
An’ you know I heard some dinah-moe humm,
Dinah-moe humm

Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe
Dinah-moe

[Fabulous Shadow]

Alan the Panther is Rikks idea of Brown Sugar..

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
But still, i have no problem telling her she needs a bath if sour anything is in the air, lol.
I feel bad for guys who have felt the need to go forward into the sewer.
But i respect their sense of fair play and leaving her with the whole dignity thing in the end.
You are a better man than I, Rikk.

The truth is, I guess I just don't enjoy hurting someone's feelings (unless I really can't stand the person), and that is like the ultimate: "ECCHH!!! YOUR PUSSY TASTES HORRIBLE!!!!" Then again, it's probably doing a chick a favor. She never realizes something is wrong.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
[B}I was in a very consuming relationship a few years back...way too consuming. When it was all over, it was almost like heroin withdrawal (not that I've ever used heroin), but I knew this was the way it had to be. It took me years to get that relationship out of my system, and I guess I became a bit more of a player (or at least an enemy of calling women back) after that ended. In fact, I've had nothing that has lasted too long since this situation. I guess I can tell that my days of "playing" are slowing down and I'm almost ready for a smart, loving two-way situation (with clean cunnilingus). [/B]

Owning pets is hard work. Very consuming yet so worth it. Unconditional love and all...Losing a pet is like heroin withdrawl for sure...And no pet ever replaces the one you lost. I don't blame you for not wanting to commit to another cat right awaying. Going to the pound or the pet store and just playing with the cats is fine for awhile...but after a while you DO go back to wanting that one special kitten to call your own... As for the clean cunnilingus... I have the number to an awesome groomer...

[Matt White]

Sweet Nancy was so fancy
To get into her pantry
Had to be the aristocracy
The members that she toyed with
At her city club
Were something in diplomacy
So we put her on the hit list
Of a common cunning linguist
A master of many tongues
And now she eases gently
From her Austin to her Bentley
Suddenly she feels so young

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Rikk
The truth is, I guess I just don't enjoy hurting someone's feelings

LMFAOBT!

[Matt White]

I know there's nothing to say
Someone has taken my place
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff

I know i got nothin' on you
I know there's nothing to do
When times go bad
And you can't get enough
Won't you lay me down in the tall grass
And let me do my stuff

One thing i think you should know
I ain't gonna miss you when you go
Been down so long
I've been tossed around enough
Couldn't you just
Let me go down and do my stuff

I know you're hopin' to find
Someone who's gonna give you piece of mind
When times go bad
When times go rough
Won't you lay me down in tall grass
And let me do my stuff

I'm just second hand news
I'm just second hand news

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
I never thought you were so vain!

I bet you think this song is about me.

JG's got a Grand Prix, which I think looks cool. He let me drive it, which I was totally surprised at. I thought guys didn't let chicks drive their cars.

But man -- I was stylin'.

[Rikk]

Actually, many girls I know are good drivers. In fact, a lot of my male friends are fucking horrible drivers. I would trust a chick to drive my car quicker than most of my male friends! That said, I drive a fucking Volvo. (Gotta stick to my Swedish heritege.):p

[Matt White]

And I feel so lonesome

you hear me when I moan
When I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
for you since I been gone
I'd said I flash your lights, mama
your horn won't even blow
spoken: Somebody's been runnin' my batteries
down on this machine
I even flash my lights, mama

this horn won't even blow
Got a short in this connection
hoo-well, babe, it's way down below
I'm on'h'ist your hood, mama

I'm bound to check your oil
I'm on'h'ist your hood, mama-mmm
I'm bound to check your oil
I got a woman that I'm lovin'
way down in Arkansas
Now, you know the coils ain't even buzzin'

little generator won't get the spark
Motor's in a bad condition, you gotta have
these batteries charged
But I'm cryin', please
plea-hease don't do me wrong
Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for
you-hoo since I've been gone
Mr. Highway man

plea-hease don't block the road
Puh hee hee
plea-hease don't block the road
Cause she's re'ist'rin a cold one hundred
and I'm booked and I got to go
Mmm mmm

mmm mmm mmm
You ooo ooo ooo
You hear me weep and moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane now for
you-hoo since I been gone
I'm on get deep down in this connection

keep tanglin' with your wires
I'm on get deep down in this connection
hoo-well, keep tanglin' with these wires
And when I mash down on your little starter
then your spark plug will give me fire

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
And I feel so lonesome

you hear me when I moan...

Did you ever hear FOGHAT's version of this? It's fucking great. Seriously, bro...it's one smokin' blues track.

Trivia: what song did Zeppelin write when influenced by this one?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Did you ever hear FOGHAT's version of this? It's fucking great. Seriously, bro...it's one smokin' blues track.

Trivia: what song did Zeppelin write when influenced by this one?

the one that goes ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo? I'm horrible with song titles and blonde...

[Matt White]

TRAMPLED UNDER FOOT!!!

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Rikk
Actually, many girls I know are good drivers. In fact, a lot of my male friends are fucking horrible drivers. I would trust a chick to drive my car quicker than most of my male friends! That said, I drive a fucking Volvo. (Gotta stick to my Swedish heritege.):p

I don't have my license. Permit, yes.

We're talking 70mph with huge trucks on the highway. So cool. And I didn't get us killed!