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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    #31
    Remember when I banned you Greg... I think u and whatthi were the first two people banned here at the army...

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #32

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12749

        #33
        Originally posted by WARF
        Bring forth the BEACHMASTER and the PanaMASTER!!! And make me their SUPERWARF!!!
        This sounds quite... ambiguous...

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • Mezro
          Full Member Status

          • May 2004
          • 4154

          #34
          Originally posted by WARF
          Remember when I banned you Greg... I think u and whatthi were the first two people banned here at the army...
          So what exactly did ELVIS get banned for?

          Mezro...this should be fucking good...
          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            #35
            It certainly wasn't for being an arsehole, or he'd STILL be banned, the poor ol' little bible-thumper...

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • conmee
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Mar 2003
              • 1945

              #36
              Brethren and Sistren,

              I banned both Elvis and demoted WARF at various points in our Inglourious Basterds HIStory.... having said that, they have persevered, endured, run amok if you will. I don't even really recall exact details... but if I do recall, WARF sorta went power crazy for a bit, and took his various demotions (and medication) quite well. :-)

              Not that the webbies aren't opinionated assholes themselves, but I think one of the reasons why Hitch (Gay-Non-Gay) and Elvis (Pro God) and FORD (Pro Satan) and VA (hockey fan) and Panamark (Aussie) aren't webbies has to do with not enough room in the Webmasturbator Forum for all the egos and opinions...shit, I think some days back in the day, Sarge and Brownsound needed a room all to themselves, what with all the photo ops and strip bar encounters with DLR himself...Pojo (trailerpark manager) and I (cosplay enthusiast) never really fit in, but we were the original immigrants and DLR standard bearers for DLR at WB and Slawterhouse (the infamous "Eddie Did It" fax of 1996 at Slawterhouse and remember the good 'ol days FORD... I get two posts in agreeing with FORD in 1998 and we both get banned at WB circa Cherone era... and my second post at VHLinks in 2000 starts off about "sheep" and I end up banned 20 minutes after registering...) and VHLinks back in 1999/2000, so we kind of got grandfathered in before most of us were married or had kids, or in my case, mid-life hooker crisis...

              On a serious note, we do have some excellent old timers, and it has been a great run, and hope we continue the tradition...a site refresh, maybe some new music from the boys, and who knows, if we can pull Sarge away from all that Italian clam we might actually have a webbie reunion (yeah, all four original webbies online at the same time, with Mez bringing up the rear...wait, uh, that doesn't sound right)...

              That is all.

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #37
                Hookers and Blow.



                [thought you might want the History of Conmee summed up in under 427 pages]
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • Igosplut
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2794

                  #38
                  Originally posted by conmee
                  Sarge and Brownsound needed a room all to themselves, what with all the photo ops and strip bar encounters with DLR himself...Pojo (trailerpark manager) and I (cosplay enthusiast) never really fit in, but we were the original immigrants and DLR standard bearers for DLR at WB and Slawterhouse (the infamous "Eddie Did It" fax of 1996 at Slawterhouse and remember the good 'ol days FORD... I get two posts in agreeing with FORD in 1998 and we both get banned at WB circa Cherone era... and my second post at VHLinks in 2000 starts off about "sheep" and I end up banned 20 minutes after registering...) and VHLinks back in 1999/2000, so we kind of got grandfathered in before most of us were married or had kids, or in my case, mid-life hooker crisis...

                  On a serious note, we do have some excellent old timers, and it has been a great run, and hope we continue the tradition...a site refresh, maybe some new music from the boys, and who knows, if we can pull Sarge away from all that Italian clam we might actually have a webbie reunion (yeah, all four original webbies online at the same time, with Mez bringing up the rear...wait, uh, that doesn't sound right)...

                  That is all.

                  Icon.
                  You're forgetting that both Sesh and Von were webs here as well too.....
                  Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648

                    #39
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    Brethren and Sistren,

                    I banned both Elvis and demoted WARF at various points in our Inglourious Basterds HIStory.... having said that, they have persevered, endured, run amok if you will. I don't even really recall exact details... but if I do recall, WARF sorta went power crazy for a bit, and took his various demotions (and medication) quite well. :-)

                    Not that the webbies aren't opinionated assholes themselves, but I think one of the reasons why Hitch (Gay-Non-Gay) and Elvis (Pro God) and FORD (Pro Satan) and VA (hockey fan) and Panamark (Aussie) aren't webbies has to do with not enough room in the Webmasturbator Forum for all the egos and opinions...shit, I think some days back in the day, Sarge and Brownsound needed a room all to themselves, what with all the photo ops and strip bar encounters with DLR himself...Pojo (trailerpark manager) and I (cosplay enthusiast) never really fit in, but we were the original immigrants and DLR standard bearers for DLR at WB and Slawterhouse (the infamous "Eddie Did It" fax of 1996 at Slawterhouse and remember the good 'ol days FORD... I get two posts in agreeing with FORD in 1998 and we both get banned at WB circa Cherone era... and my second post at VHLinks in 2000 starts off about "sheep" and I end up banned 20 minutes after registering...) and VHLinks back in 1999/2000, so we kind of got grandfathered in before most of us were married or had kids, or in my case, mid-life hooker crisis...

                    On a serious note, we do have some excellent old timers, and it has been a great run, and hope we continue the tradition...a site refresh, maybe some new music from the boys, and who knows, if we can pull Sarge away from all that Italian clam we might actually have a webbie reunion (yeah, all four original webbies online at the same time, with Mez bringing up the rear...wait, uh, that doesn't sound right)...

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Ahhh...Father Conmee...I wonder if the masses know your name comes from James Joyce...and that several drunk nights of me chopping off the first part...then just starting to call you Icon...changed your name forever.

                    Fucking harecuttt and Kane...if I remember correctly, and shit Elvis, this was ten years ago now...you and Kane...er...you and stonecold22 were brawling one night...with me somehow in the middle. Icon must have been rolling in that one as well.

                    I woke up the next morning, and you were banned. I remember thinking, "Fuck, was I that drunk that I banned the fucker without knowing it?"

                    Of course, this all might be an acid flashback...
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      #40
                      Va and I go way the fuck back...original member of EUAS, back when that shit meant something, and a near immediate moderator here after I was made a webbie. We've been to too many concerts and Pens games to remember at this point...

                      Obviously...a good candidate.

                      PanaMark. Christ, I remember talking to Sarge on the phone one night ten years ago or so, and he says, "Holy shit, there's someone that posts more than you." I thought he was fucking kidding, and I see this fucking bastard rolling out 100 posts a day. We've come a long way...eh Mark.

                      Either way, both were put up for webbie a couple of months ago. I'm sure, once Sarge finishes up his drunken-pussy-filled-Italian free-for-all, he'll get to it.
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35219

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Igosplut
                        You're forgetting that both Sesh and Von were webs here as well too.....
                        Thanks Igo but I was only a mere mod here. Von was a webmaster though and a good one.

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15347

                          #42
                          Vaughn was never a webbie here... but we both were webmasters for the David Lee Roth news desk after Mike Blair went out of business...

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347

                            #43
                            Haha conmee... once again your accuracy is off... You didn't demote me... as a matter of fact you replaced me... and I am 99% sure I banned Elvis... and 100% sure I banned whatthi for dissin DLR! However, I could be wrong... I was also heavily abusing alcohol and ordering escorts online lol.... ICOKE!! (yes im typing from my phone if my style annoys you... lol)

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                            • Mezro
                              Full Member Status

                              • May 2004
                              • 4154

                              #44
                              Originally posted by conmee
                              Mez will check for Asian taco
                              Mezro...smell my finger...I have been busy today...
                              Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                              • Seshmeister
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Oct 2003
                                • 35219

                                #45
                                Originally posted by WARF
                                Vaughn was never a webbie here...
                                For you the early 2000s were just something that happened to other people aren't they?

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