Panamark and VA Beach for Webbies!

[Unchainme]

POJ talks about how babysitting wasn't what he came to the DLR Army for after a long day of teaching.

Last line from StoneCold was "Harecutt is a pillow biter!"

POJ laid the smackdown, "You fu©kers are through."

I may have a ha®d copy of that one. If not, I remember it clearly... one of the most entertaining moments of the history of the site... two banned became moderators.

Icon, I do have the Mike Oxlong/Johnny Cash battle. I'd upload, but I don't have a scanner.

only 38 more groans to 500 steve!

[conmee]

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Yeah, I keep up with hitch at hitchworld when he shows his face, and via back channels... got myself caught up in living large which entailed literally hookers and drugs and B/C-List celebs and shit after some personal craziness ensued in 2007. So what do I do? I move TO Los Angeles and all that is LaLa Land/Hollyweird... but I'm back up for air goddammit and ready for Life 2.0!!! lol

And I don't wanna get all politically correct on you, but Mez's porn consists of Asians, noodles and rugs are Oriental... hey, after living in San Francisco myself for five years, I am sensitive to the plight of others, particularly those who can't drive worth a damn... ;-)

Good things are on the horizon, gentlemen...

That is all.

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[conmee]

And one more thing, when Mez was burning down the house, pulling up carpets, tearing down wallpaper and shitting in the toilet without flushing (let alone putting the seat down), how come the only motherfuckers that PM me in the past 4 years are newbies telling me how happy they are to be here and fucking Savicki?!?!? Goddam, I think Nick or maybe DiamondJ and for sure JHale and possibly GoldenA, but other than that... not a goddam PM from anybody... shit, I wanted to kill Savicki back in the day but hitch mediated a peace conference, and I'm fine with the kid now, even if he collects dolls or "action figures" or whatnot...

I definitely gotta come around more often... peace out.

That is all.

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[Mezro]

And I don't wanna get all politically correct on you, but Mez's porn consists of Asians, noodles and rugs are Oriental... hey, after living in San Francisco myself for five years, I am sensitive to the plight of others, particularly those who can't drive worth a damn... ;-)

Asian drivers = no survivors! At least they know how to suck my cock like hungry champs. Guess when you have been crammed in a shipping container for weeks, Mezro cock looks like fresh dim sum.

Mezro...come here yellow beaver...if you speak broken english, you need to ride my cock like a shaved rickshaw...

[Panamark]

Thats seems a common complaint here ??
I guess physcologically what you cant see you dont expect
to get an answer from ?? Thats the only thing I can think of ???

[Mezro]

And one more thing, when Mez was burning down the house, pulling up carpets, tearing down wallpaper and shitting in the toilet without flushing (let alone putting the seat down), how come the only motherfuckers that PM me in the past 4 years are newbies telling me how happy they are to be here and fucking Savicki?!?!?...not a goddam PM from anybody

Shit, when the whole place was saying I ripped off the web design money (false if you are just tuning in) nobody bothered to PM or email me to find out what was what.

Mezro...and I couldn't flush because I clogged those fucking toilets hard!...

[conmee]

P.S. Before WARF piles on, I just checked and actually have the most PMs from him, including a couple hilarious ones about 300lb women, a gay mod, and South Beach! LMAO!!!

That is all.

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P.P.S. Mez, I'll hit you up, will likely be in SF area in a couple weeks, pitching Yahoo! on some advertising shite....

[Mezro]

Thats seems a common complaint here ??
I guess physcologically what you cant see you dont expect
to get an answer from ?? Thats the only thing I can think of ???

That is why we need Webmasters that are here on a regular basis. If you can't be here, you shouldn't be one.

Mezro...so what needs to happen is Mark & VA should be promoted...problem solved...

[Mezro]

P.P.S. Mez, I'll hit you up, will likely be in SF area in a couple weeks, pitching Yahoo! on some advertising shite....

You should man. We can grab some dinner and bullshit around. I would love to tell you about what our little consulting group has been up to.

Mezro...it would be a fucking blast to see you...

[Panamark]

That is why we need Webmasters that are here on a regular basis. If you can't be here, you shouldn't be one.

Mezro...so what needs to happen is Mark & VA should be promoted...problem solved...

Not trying to push my own agenda here, or discredit the great history
of this place, but I have to admit I always thought being a webbie here
must be the greatest honor you could get as a poster/member, and
in return mucho presence on the forums would be the natural "thankyou".

Thats not dissin anyone here, I've always felt that way..
Never seemed to fuss Sarge, so I never really thought it
was an issue, but most forums do have active webmasters.

Either that or when you are deemed a bonafide "old boy"
they put you out to pasture..

Icon, man..... you sound like you have had some exciting hollywood
livin going down... I can see "Conmee's - The Dirt" on the horizon ???
Im guessin you are my age, fuck man, you are a legend... lol....

[LoungeMachine]

Shit, when the whole place was saying I ripped off the web design money.....

Wasn't the whole place, man.

Just sayin'



There were those here who kept saying "wait for the facts"

[conmee]

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Definitely concur with your thoughts, and those sentiments are exactly why you are one of the longest-standing, respected members of this community. But in all fairness, most webmasters don't have to deal with the amount of shit (and lack of any decent current band news) that this site deals with. We are just as much a temple to CVH and Roth as we are a porn site (I love The Muff Thread), a political site, a gear site, a quasi-bootleg/rarities site, a never-ending ramble of nonsense, and a shitload (and I mean a SHITLOAD) of people who's IQs don't measure up and who, at 30+ years old, don't act their age.

Granted, that's a lot of excuse-making, but I actually think (and maybe this is just marketing spin), and I mean this, that our mods are junior webbies in many ways... between you and the rest of the team, mods have quite a bit of discretion and leeway you don't find on many sites... shit when the four of us were active, you know how many times people came crying to us to mediate bullshit that was of no consequence? Plowing through endless PMs about who said this, who said that, and to whom, etc, etc. Webbie became synonymous with babysitter at one point (not a complaint, hell I spent hours, DAYS on this site at a time and loved and still do every minute of it, just trying to relate some perspective).

Having said ALL that, though, my lack of presence (I don't speak for Sarge, Pojo, or BS1) has been a disservice to the board in general, and to the really awesome members of this community. Hey, we all got older, some of us got married (and divorced and married again), got deployed, had kids, grad school, careers, got drugs, turned 40... you get the idea.

So excuses aside, I can see your line of reasoning and I'm all for it. I think there will always be a place for the "founders" if you will, and to ensure smooth and efficient operations, some newer/active blood might be called for (hell, even Bill Gates gave up the reigns eventually while still being majority shareholder and Chairman).

In a perfect kickoff pre-Summer, I would like to see a redesign launched and the addition of an active webbie or two, some new music from VH, and the Old Boy Club reunite (btw, it's safe to say you ARE part of the Old Boy Club now, mate), maybe a la Skype or chat session to kick things off. Reinvigorate the troops, welcome the new blood, that sort of thing.

Things are picking up, and I'm feeling confident about the DLR Army future...

That is all.

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[conmee]

And granted, it's only 30 minutes past midnight here in SoCal, but this is something you don't see every day... I'm one of the "top posters" for the day... lmao... with ONE!

That is all.

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[LoungeMachine]

Hookers and Blow

[Steve Savicki]

Holy shit! I haven't heard the name Mike_Oxlong in... ah yes, the glory days... one of my favorite characters...

How long did you have Brownie and POJO fooled that Oxlong & Cash were separate people?

things turned sour, feelings hurt, that sort of thing,

Whatever happened to Blue Eyed Murder?