Racist ranting / Shit-flinging / Career advice thread (formerly about BP and Obama)

[jhale667]

It cracks me up when people (with aliases, no less) are ashamed to say what they do for a living on a message board...

Who's got an alias (besides you and GAyR)? Or ashamed? There's dicks looking for personal info to fuck with people with on this board. Why VOLUNTEER info to assist with that? DUH.

[jhale667]

kkkhale667, is that hot Middle Eastern chick at work today? What's she wearing?

Which one?

[Catfish]

The one you said was hot. There can't be that many!

[ELVIS]

There's dicks looking to fuck with people with on this board.

No, that would be the gay singles board you mod on...

[Seshmeister]

It cracks me up when people (with aliases, no less) are ashamed to say what they do for a living on a message board...

When I meet people in real life socially I try never to ask them what they do because it's such a cliche plus you are defining them by their job which often isn't right.

I've never said exactly what I do because it's very specific and I'm the only person in Scotland doing it so google would immediately give away my whole id.

[chefcraig]

...the irony being I now KNOW IT BUGS you how many white chicks I've fucked...

Why does this remind me of the Wayne's World/Aerosmith skit on Saturday Night Live featuring Tom Hanks as a roadie named Barry?

Wayne: Okay.. so, what you're saying is that roadies are the bottom feeders in the Great Babe Food Chain. Right?

Barry: Uh.. that is not what I'm saying, Wayne! I mean, come on.. there's a ton of chicks who would rather go out with roadies than with the band.

Wayne: Shyeah, right! And, later on, monkeys might fly out of my butt!

[Seshmeister]

When I meet people in real life socially I try never to ask them what they do because it's such a cliche plus you are defining them by their job which often isn't right.

I've never said exactly what I do because it's very specific and I'm the only person in Scotland doing it so google would immediately give away my whole id.

And if that post isn't a perfect set up for some comedy gold I don't know what is...

[ELVIS]

When I meet people in real life socially I try never to ask them what they do because it's such a cliche plus you are defining them by their job which often isn't right.

I've never said exactly what I do because it's very specific and I'm the only person in Scotland doing it so google would immediately give away my whole id.

You've told some of it over time...

[Guitar Shark]

It cracks me up when people (with aliases, no less) are ashamed to say what they do for a living on a message board...

Hilarious coming from a male nurse...

[ELVIS]

And if that post isn't a perfect set up for some comedy gold I don't know what is...

I was thinking the same thing...

Anyway, give us some clues...

Is what you do illegal ??

[ELVIS]

Hilarious coming from a male nurse...

Sarge is a nurse as well...

You're a rat who feeds off of the bottom...

jhale works at Taco Bell...


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[Seshmeister]

Sarge is a nurse as well...

He's your worst nightmare...a nurse with a gun.

Now there's a movie tagline.

[ELVIS]

teeheehee...

Ok boys and girls, there's work to be done...

[jhale667]

The one you said was hot. There can't be that many!

I'd say "shows how little YOU know" but pretty much every single post of yours does that...

[Seshmeister]

teeheehee...

Ok boys and girls, there's work to be done...

Yup those asses won't wipe themselves...