Fun with Arielle Bot

[WARF]

Who is Cadaverdog?

Is a hopeless man in his early 50's. He spends most of his time putting a sock around the tip of his penis and thrusts back and forth until climax is reached.

[WARF]

Who is Valerie Bertinelli?

She is the famous actress/Ex-Wife of legendary guitarist Edward Van Halen who is responsible for breaking up the original line-up of Van Halen. Valerie Bertinelli spent most of her years in the 80's and 90's as Eddie's Ventriloquist, and is responsible for making shitty melodramatic lifetime films.

[WARF]

Who is Pojo Risin?

Pojo Risin is a Roth Army webmaster bearing a striking resemblance to Jim Morrison. Pojo Risin spends mosts of his days at the Roth Army in the locker room talking to himself about fantasy football, while screaming outbursts of profanity at his computer screen. If you see a trade proposal and someone is trying to send you David Carr for Tom Brady there is a 95.6% chance it came from Pojo Risin.

[Sensible Shoes]

I think there should be a Kristy bot. It responds to anything you ask by derailing the thread.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

is listed here...
This only works in the chat

which doesn't work right now

[Dr. Love]

Can she learn? I taught her to tell people I was the best fuck she ever had before, it was awesome

[chefcraig]

Who own the Chiefs?

So far this season, just about every team that has played them.

[Sarge]

What is 5150?

Is the police code for a mentally disturbed person...it is also a shitty Van Hagar album fronted by Bette Midler.

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5150 Is the police code for a mentally disturbed person. It is also a diarrhea inducing, buttcheeks flappin' Van Hagar album fronted by Bette Midler.

[jhale667]

[Sarge]

What is a gunt?

It's a bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... It's a gunt. It could also be referred to our banned poster Fabulous Shadow.

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[Sarge]

Who is Sarge?

Sarge is a mysterious figure in Roth Army mythology. Many people do not believe he exists, but he occasionally descends from Mt. Olympus to make himself known to mere mortals, only to disappear again for centuries.

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[Sarge]

What is a Boston Pancake?

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITH PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.That guy gave one hell of a Boston pancake to that bitch!

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[Sarge]

Who is WARF?

WARF is a jackass that can be found in the Massachusetts area. He is known for wearing Zebra skin spandex with a wig and walking around town like Peg Bundy. WARF can be found at a local bar getting blacked out and reciting the words to Van Hagar, "Dreams".

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[Sarge]

Who is Pojo Risin?

Pojo Risin is a Roth Army webmaster bearing a striking resemblance to Jim Morrison. Pojo Risin spends mosts of his days at the Roth Army in the locker room talking to himself about fantasy football, while screaming outbursts of profanity at his computer screen. If you see a trade proposal and someone is trying to send you David Carr for Tom Brady there is a 95.6% chance it came from Pojo Risin.

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[Sarge]

Just wanted to add that the question is case sensitive...