Fun with Arielle Bot

[Dan]

Who's Your Daddy?

[envy_me]

God, Warf you are hillarious :D This should be your profession.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Who is Dan?

Dan is a resident sheep pen administrator and the first roth army kiwi to see van halen live in front of his naked steaming eyes(pants off)!

[Sarge]

Respectfully request to add "The Worst Lyricist in the History of Rock and Roll" in Bette's entry....

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called \"Beaches\" and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch. Thanks for your time..

[Sarge]

What is the superman?

When you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape.

When you cum on a girls back and then stick the sheets to her, so when she wakes up in the morning she has a cape. Tee-Hee.
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[Sarge]

What do you dream about Airelle?

I woke up this morning from a dream I was swimming in a river of orange soda, then I realized it was really just a Fanta sea.

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[Sarge]

Who is One Direction?

They are a lame band for teenyboopers. Wolfgang Van Halen says they are called, "One Direction" because all of their hair points in one direction.

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[Sarge]

What is the brownsound?

It's the signature sound of Eddie Van Halen. Listen to any early Van Halen album...when you hear a guitar, you'll be hearing the brownsound. It's a guitar sound so incredible it'll make you shit your pants!

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[Sarge]

Who is Iron Man?

Iron Man is a super hero, Iron Woman is a command.

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[Sarge]

What is the Houdini?

It is a magic trick of sorts, when you are banging a chick from behind you fake an orgasm, pull out, and then spit on her back so she thinks you jizzed, she will then turn around and look at you (thinking it is over) and you will then cum in her face! It's the Houdini motherfucker!!

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[Sarge]

Who is Michael Anthony?

Michael Anthony is the former bass player for Van Halen. He is known for providing great background vocals as well as being known for his infamous mullet. He now shares the stage with a capri pants wearing douchebag in Chickenfoot, who underpays Mexicans to piss in his tequila.

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[Sarge]

Who is Gary Cherone?

Gary Cherone is known for being the frontman in the band Extreme as well as a short tenure fronting Van Halen. Gary Cherone was once boo'd in Australia at MTV's the ten spot for repeatedly grabbing his own ass.

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[Sarge]

Who is Dan?

Dan is a resident sheep pen administrator and the first roth army kiwi to see van halen live in front of his naked steaming eyes(pants off)!

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[Hardrock69]

How about putting Arielle Bot back onto the forum?

[WARF]

or at least back into the dump exclusively.