Real Van Halen fans have had enough!

[ROTH ARMY STAFF]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 06, 2004

Real Van Halen Fans Have Had Enough!
"A Call To Arms!"
(A.P.) Hell, Mich. - Roth Army World Headquarters


Real Van Halen fans have had enough!

In 1996, 2000 and 2002 we were teased with the possible return of the greatest front man ever: Diamond David Lee Roth! We waited patiently for the new songs that would follow Me Wise Magic and Can't Get This Stuff No More and all we got was silence, speculation and an amazing amount of indifference from the Van Halen brothers. Not a nice way to treat the very people that made these 2 drunks multi-millionaires.

In 2004 the word leaked out: Sammy "The Scam" Hagar was back in the fold. While trailer park protein gobblers and mullet sporting gas station attendants celebrated, real Van Halen fans cringed.

We have finally had enough! Enough of Van Hagar brand fecal syrup rock. Enough of a 57 year old, bloated tequila salesman parading around in Jimmy Buffett wear. Enough of classic Van Halen standards like Unchained and Jump butchered by a hack who hates singing anything from the DLR era live. Enough of crappy, cliche lyrics that make a conversation with Mike Tyson seem deep. Enough of a guy who just sings for his supper and approaches entertaining like a paint by number tool.
Real Van Halen fans will not support this trash!

We'd like to ask all fans of the David Lee Roth era Van Halen to help us stop the musical madness. For more information on what to do, click on the link below:

http://www.rotharmy.com/RothArmyFlyer.doc

Pow!
Print off the above listed flyer and litter your favorite sporting event or bar.
If Van Halen comes to your area give a few thousand cars a good ROTH ARMY Welcome by posting these on every window.

We need some exposure on this campaign and we are asking for your help.
We have made it really easy for you to contribute.
The only way that the word will get out to the general public is to let your local radio station know about this campaign. To contact your radio station, or any radio station of your choice click the link below.

http://www.radio-locator.com/

Here is something you can read over the air to the DJ.

http://www.rotharmy.com/radio_intro.txt

Now fall in, take charge and make a difference. You've been recruited into the Roth Army and it's about time... to kick Van Hagar squarely in the 5150 oysters!

Copyright ©2004 RothArmy.com in association with Mezro Testicular Cancer Awareness Project.

[vh491]

hey guess what. dave quit and it serves him right that he cant get back in the band so why dont you all just stop crying you bunch of little bitches sammy would not have a job in vh if your boytoy didnt jump on his ego and leave town in 1985..........so eat shit you jealous bastards

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by vh491
hey guess what. dave quit and it serves him right that he cant get back in the band so why dont you all just stop crying you bunch of little bitches sammy would not have a job in vh if your boytoy didnt jump on his ego and leave town in 1985..........so eat shit you jealous bastards

If Dave hadn't left in 84, we feared he might've ended up like the VH brothers. So its actualy a blessing my little retarded friend.
Sam pretends like he matters. He sweats ignorance and breathes pretentious oxygen based off of what people have told him. "No Sam, you're great at singing classic VH songs", Gosh Sam, don't lose weight or cut your hair! and most importantly keep the capri pants and sandals, they're great!" Dave has integrity and stronger, loyal fan base than Sam could hope for, and deep down inside it kills you Sam fans, and it kills Sam each and everynight he "performs" someone elses songs and not his own with the same ovation or roar of the crowd. Im one of many that dont hate Samuel, we feel sorry for him, because he's the butt of alot of peoples jokes, and he's too stupid to know it.

[tjvhou812]

why does everybody point the finger at sammy..

the guy got offered a job 4 the greatest rock band ever , and he jumped on it...

who wouldnt....

[vh491]

look at dave with your eyes and ears he used to be good he is not anymore......give me a break if he didnt leave ....he left because of ego nothing else ....he thought he was the man .....now he is just a man a humbled sad old man with a hanger stuck in his mouth...........excuses from the roth monkeys. dlr =dont like reality

[BARE BONE]

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[DaveIsKing]

Ok, just the numbers for those who brag about Spammy's #1 records with VH. Ok, so Spammy jumps on board when the band is at the PINNACLE of it's career and scores a host of #1s and some hit singles (he still never had a #1 hit single like Dave's "Jump"). But, I digress...each album dropped in sales since Sammy took the helm. Dropping like dead flies...

VAN HALEN went from obscurity to SUPER GROUP STARDOM

VAN HAGAR went from SUPER GROUP STARDOM (as Van Halen) to MEDIOCRE AOR to horseshit


VAN HALEN is played constantly on the radio, at events, in commercials, in movies

VAN HAGAR is played on pussy stations, in fag bars, and at 5150


VAN HALEN: 38 million records sold

VAN HAGAR: 21 million records sold


DAVID LEE ROTH: 8 million records sold

SAMMY HAGAR: 6 million records sold (with a longer career and more albums to his name)


VAN HALEN RIAA DIAMOND ALBUMS: 2 - Van Halen (I), 1984

VAN HAGAR RIAA DIAMOND ALBUMS: *crickets*


DAVID LEE ROTH: 4 Top 20 albums, 2 Top 10 albums, 9 Top 10 singles, and 12 Top 20 singles.

SAMMY HAGAR: 2 Top 20 albums, 0 Top 10 albums, 9 Top 10 singles, and 12 Top singles.


DAVID LEE ROTH: 4 Top 20 Billboard singles (2 Top 10), 4 Top 20 BB albums, 2 Top 10 BBs.

SAMMY HAGAR: 0 Top 20 Billboard singles, 2 Top 20 Billboard albums, 0 Top 10 Billboard albums.


DAVID LEE ROTH: 4 PLATINUM ALBUMS, (3 Double)

SAMMY HAGAR: 2 PLATINUM ALBUMS


In other words, Sammy with a SUPERSTAR band and a much longer solo career than Dave still couldn't best him in any "real" category except for the #1 albums he got riding on Dave's coattails and the "name"-- VAN HALEN that Dave and the boys had already made household.

But, as we know HISTORY tells the true story of who were LEGENDS and who were FLY-BY-NIGHTERS.

Sorry, Spammy you'll always be #2. You will always sing DAVE's songs and he NEVER will sing yours.

One concert with Van Halen reunited and your whole career would be forgotten...

How DO you sleep at night??

[thefive]

Originally posted by vh491
hey guess what. dave quit and it serves him right that he cant get back in the band so why dont you all just stop crying you bunch of little bitches sammy would not have a job in vh if your boytoy didnt jump on his ego and leave town in 1985..........so eat shit you jealous bastards

It is people like you that makes everyone else eat bologne sandwiches instead of Prime rib.

[Sarge]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
VAN HAGAR is played on pussy stations, in fag bars, and at 5150

Great... great quote!
LOL
Sarge

[Chaz Rock City]

I'd be stupid to believe everything Dave says, however the VH Bros are liars. They dump Sammy, then get Dave to create interest in the Best Of. They give millions of people the false impression that there will be a reunion, just to sell a CD that a real VH fan doesn't need. Then there was the failure that is VH 3. Just remeber Eddie said if it didn't work with Gary, he would take up the tuba. Well he went back on his word and got Sammy. I really believe the reason they went Sammy is because he is a yes man and Dave isn't!!

I hope Sammy knows that his tour with Dave did better than this half assed VH reunion

[Hummarstra]

I love Roth, but this whole campaigne thing is a little too much. VH is over, people. Just let it die. The fans could never convince Ed to FIRE Sam and THEN HIRE DAVE. Will never happen.

[lionsfan]

I think I'm going to do it. VHagar is going to be performing at the Orifice Depot Center in Sept. I live only 15 min. away from the arena...could post a few here and there.

[Panamark]

I would love to help, but are thankful to god that this traversty wont survive long enough to make it to our fair shores...

[bru87tr]

Originally posted by vh491
hey guess what. dave quit and it serves him right that he cant get back in the band so why dont you all just stop crying you bunch of little bitches sammy would not have a job in vh if your boytoy didnt jump on his ego and leave town in 1985..........so eat shit you jealous bastards

Dave has an ego , yes! but its natural and not forced. this is who he is and people like it. there are 2 kinds- an asshole ego and a confident ego. Dave is loved by everyone cause of his confident ego. people fucking hate ed cause he has a forced ego and its all because of his insecurities. he acts like an asshole and shits on everyone he is in business and this includes the fans!

trust me, the only one jealous is spammy. no matter what he does he is in daves shadow and having to sing Daves songs speakes for itself. when Dave sings a sammy song come talk to us!

I have had enough and ed fans who are fans of dave and not spammy have to refrain from going to see ed play. if you pay to see him you are making spam and the tour look a success.

LIGHT IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! *

[jacksmar]

shits on everyone he is in business and this includes the fans!

Great point. Ask the people over at Music Man.

EVH speaks: “The worst part is that I just don't want any fans to think that we were misleading them. I tried to be straight with everybody.”

“Tried” as in: wasn’t.

“I don't like to walk around talking about being sober to everybody, but since I've been sober, I've been really passionate about everything.”
BAHAAAAHAAAAAAAA!

The lying ASS Clown speaks: "But I certainly wouldn't do it again, let's put it like that. I spent five years of my life with the WABORITAS, building my audience, catering only to them and trying to shed myself of VAN HALEN.”


Roth is Right: I used to jam with a guitar player and a drummer now I'm jamming with therapists and psychics and wives and household pets.

Sammy's a singer. David Lee's the singer.

There's only one dynasty that can ever happen for a given team.

What it says is, if I'm willing to get down on my hands and knees like a washer woman and do every inch of that stage, then I've done everything in preparation I possibly could and then I'll feel good about selling you a ticket.

You know, the fellas are in physical pain here. You don't just wander around needing a hip replacement or whatever you call it. You don't constantly have back pain and neck pain and make it to the chiropractor everyday. Come on. We all get a little stubbed toes and a wrenched finger here. If it goes for more than two days you lose sleep and it ruins your whole week. These guys are feeling like that every single day.

I think what happens is everytime I show my little mug in the public and people realize that I still have the same attitude. I have the same spirit. The energy is still there. Then people realize, it can still happen.