I'm a hockey fan...but...
who in the fuck is EVER going to buy into a scoring line that looks like this...
Vlakestanowicz...to Ikkkkanin...over to Lemieux (-you...you know...silent fucking X...like Hockey is close to drinking a Bordeaux)...who skates around Andreychuk...flips it back to Grand-Pierre...over to Zednev...back to Vakestanowicz...over to Konolwalchuk...off the pads of Roy (no...not roy...fucking WAH!!!!)
puck snagged out of the crease by Andreychuk...flips to center ice where Desrochers is waiting...over to Quintal...across to Jillson...one-timer off Khabibulin's pads...but the REBOUND BY ORSZAGH IS PUNCHED IN FOR A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try rollin' all that off your fucking tongue a couple of times...
who in the fuck is EVER going to buy into a scoring line that looks like this...
Vlakestanowicz...to Ikkkkanin...over to Lemieux (-you...you know...silent fucking X...like Hockey is close to drinking a Bordeaux)...who skates around Andreychuk...flips it back to Grand-Pierre...over to Zednev...back to Vakestanowicz...over to Konolwalchuk...off the pads of Roy (no...not roy...fucking WAH!!!!)
puck snagged out of the crease by Andreychuk...flips to center ice where Desrochers is waiting...over to Quintal...across to Jillson...one-timer off Khabibulin's pads...but the REBOUND BY ORSZAGH IS PUNCHED IN FOR A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try rollin' all that off your fucking tongue a couple of times...
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