2014 NFL Playoffs

[Mushroom]

This has to be the dullest Superbowl in the history of the NFL. Yeah, throw it in New York in the dead of winter, have no one but the "1%" actually afford to go to it and place two of the most brain dead teams to play in it. So just give Peyton "cocksucking Nebraska" Manning his stupid trophy now just to shut him the fuck up already.

Fuck Bronco fans - I would have to say Bronco fans are the most unattractive, trailer trashed F A T bags of shit I've ever seen. Well, right next to those filthy F A T Texans who keep on coming here to buy weed. Disgusting people. Even Bronco cheerleaders are fucking butt ugly and Mick Jagger is a god damn supermodel next to the face of John Elway. God damn, close-up HD camera shots of his face have traumatized me for life.

Sista please, you forgot about the Raiders fans. Say no more to avoid derogatory remarks.

But you are right, Broncos fans are shitbags! The lady fans are idiots.

But you have to admit John Elway looks better now than he ever has. He's grown into his horse face, and looks classy.

[Kristy]

Dude, you're still a Nazi.

[Kristy]

And Seacock fans are no better. Can you imagine living in that rainy day all day all the time depressing shithole? When they lose (and they will) the suicide rate in that town alone will triple. No wonder they legalized weed there - they have nothing else in life to look forward to.

[Mushroom]

Can't you come up with some new material?

[cadaverdog]

I could pretend to be a spiteful Manning and Page hater...

You have to hate everything except pot if you're trying to become another Krusty. She probably stares at her reflection in the mirror and tells it how ugly and what a f a t failure it is. You can buy better weed off a street corner in south central for less than half the price they charge in Colorado for legal weed.

[Kristy]

Go goosestep elsewhere today, asshole.

[Kristy]

You have to hate everything except pot if you're trying to become another Krusty. She probably stares at her reflection in the mirror and tells it how ugly and what a f a t failure it is. You can buy better weed off a street corner in south central for less than half the price they charge in Colorado for legal weed.

So what are you trying to say here eggfart breath? That your social worker won't buy weed for you?

[cadaverdog]

So what are you trying to say here eggfart breath? That your social worker won't buy weed for you?

An eggfart probably smells better than your breath ya little tramp. You certainly seem to know alot about the welfare system and social workers. I bet you buy your weed with your ebt card. If you actually knew anything you'd know single childless men don't qualify for welfare. Especially single childless white men. Some body needs to plant a jack boot in your ass and change your shitty hateful attitude.

[Kristy]

TL;DR

So I guess that's a no. Your social worker hates you.

[FORD]

And Seacock fans are no better. Can you imagine living in that rainy day all day all the time depressing shithole? When they lose (and they will) the suicide rate in that town alone will triple. No wonder they legalized weed there - they have nothing else in life to look forward to.

The upside is all that rain also helps the mushrooms grow. Hell, I haven't touched them myself since 1991, but I'd rather do them than pharmaceuticals. And I'd rather have them growing in my house than black mold.

As for the depression though, it's not so bad if you take enough Vitamin D to make up for the lack of sunlight 9 months out of the year. Coffee helps too, of course. Which is why we do it so well around here (and no, I don't mean Starfucks).

[Kristy]

Starfucks is the nadir of American capitalism next to Wal-Fart and the NFL. I could give a shit less who wins this stupid game.

[Kristy]

In fact, fuck Peyton Manning. Fuck Peyton Manning with a big rubber dick and then break it in two and beat him to death with it.

[FORD]

[Zing!]

As for the depression though, it's not so bad if you take enough Vitamin D to make up for the lack of sunlight 9 months out of the year. Coffee helps too, of course.).

Yes and yes. Took me awhile to figure that out. D is more important than C (although I recommend both) to get you through a real winter. Wash em down with a good cup of joe and you just might make it through this polar vortex.

[Kristy]

This fucking Superbowl coverage. If I hear one more story about how some millionaire NFL star became another drug addict/alcoholic/wife beater after retirement or when they were cut I'm going to find one of these fuckwits, punch them in the balls and shove a bottle of Vicodin and Johnny Walker down their F A T gullet. Shut the fuck up about it, already. I could care less. Just go off into the corner quietly die of your cirrhosis and/or concussion dementia. These assholes made their millions and yet could not hang on to it? Football is so fucking stupid - modern day gladiatorial horseshit for white trash masses who support this shit.


Yet, ironically enough, it's the wine and cheese crowd who end going to the Superbowl. Fucking stupid, stupid game.