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[Seshmeister]

Were you there when Moses led My people out of Egypt?

It almost certainly didn't happen.

There is no mention whatsoever in all of the masses of contemporary Egyptian texts and no archaeological evidence either.

[kwame k]

You're wrong Sesh.........they picked up after themselves the entire 40 years of wandering.

They believed in only leaving footprints

[PETE'S BROTHER]

too bad manna wrappers biodegraded

[Jesus Christ]

It almost certainly didn't happen.

There is no mention whatsoever in all of the masses of contemporary Egyptian texts and no archaeological evidence either.

Would ye want a written record of the time ye drowned your entire army?

[Seshmeister]

Ok so that's Judaism and Christianity debunked, who's next?

[kwame k]

too bad manna wrappers biodegraded

You ignorant heathen........it wasn't wrapped it rained down upon them, nightly

Then the Lord said to Moses, “I will rain down bread from heaven for you. The people are to go out each day and gather enough for that day. In this way I will test them and see whether they will follow my instructions. On the sixth day they are to prepare what they bring in, and that is to be twice as much as they gather on the other days.”

Exodus 16:4: 5

[kwame k]

Ok so that's Judaism and Christianity debunked, who's next?

Scientology

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You ignorant heathen........it wasn't wrapped it rained down upon them, nightly

Exodus 16:4: 5

i doesn't say they weren't wrapped either. elvis will know...

[kwame k]

Oh, and don't forget the Quail dew!

13 That evening quail came and covered the camp, and in the morning there was a layer of dew around the camp. 14 When the dew was gone, thin flakes like frost on the ground appeared on the desert floor. 15 When the Israelites saw it, they said to each other, “What is it?” For they did not know what it was.

Moses said to them, “It is the bread the Lord has given you to eat. 16 This is what the Lord has commanded: ‘Everyone is to gather as much as they need. Take an omer[a] for each person you have in your tent.’”

[kwame k]

i doesn't say they weren't wrapped either. elvis will know...

Come on now......that's just plain silly!

Wrapped manna raining from the sky, as if

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Oh, and don't forget the Quail dew!

so manna was quail shit?

[kwame k]

Depends, if you take it literally or as just an allegory!

Either way it's probably full of shit

[Jesus Christ]

Come on now......that's just plain silly!

Wrapped manna raining from the sky, as if

What were We supposed to do? Drop pizzas out of the sky?

Not that pizza is really much of an option for Jews anyway. No mixing meat and dairy, and any pork based toppings are obviously out.

Plain cheese or vegetarian are pretty much the only choices.

[ELVIS]

So, dietary restrictions are only for the Jews ??

[kwame k]

No offense Your Most Holiness but why couldn't Your Father even get Adam and Eve straight?

So God created man in His own image; in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.

Genesis 1:27

But for Adam no suitable helper was found. 21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

Genesis 2:20-24

I'm not doubting Your Father's Words but..........his continuity editor sucked