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  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863
    #601
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    I called that muthaphuker.

    The ENTIRE time I was was on the phone with Ace there was not even one note played from the song Pinball Wizard.

    How do you 'splain that Holmes?

    you didn't ask!
    just for that, here ya go, fucker!
    CRANK IT!
    Last edited by ace diamond; 02-11-2011, 03:20 AM.
    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451
        #602
        I know Wildman.

        I have a hard time reading my own mind since Van Halen broke
        up.
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172
            #603
            Originally posted by Cato
            can I name your new songs?

            554 - the brother-in-law of the neighbor of the beast

            556 - the lawyer of the neighbor of the beast
            555 - the fictitious phone number of the beast (used in films and tv)

            (305) - the area code of the beast (in-joke for South Floridians)









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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              • ace diamond
                Full Member Status

                • Sep 2004
                • 3863
                #604
                hey, i'm not the one that picked the title of that album.
                don't blame me for it.
                go hammer on matthew leonard.
                he picked that fucking title.......personally, i don't like it.
                even i did then and still do now think it is fucking stupid.
                Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                  • ThrillsNSpills
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6627
                    #605
                    This thread is cutting into Ace's practicing time.

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                      • ace diamond
                        Full Member Status

                        • Sep 2004
                        • 3863
                        #606
                        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                        This thread is cutting into Ace's practicing time.
                        you know what, thrills, you are absolutely right.
                        i have plenty of rehearsing 2 songs to do so i can record them in 3 or so weeks.
                        Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                        When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                        "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678
                            #607
                            sweet 16
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • Cato
                                Full Member Status

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 4587
                                #608
                                Originally posted by ace diamond
                                hey, i'm not the one that picked the title of that album.
                                don't blame me for it.
                                go hammer on matthew leonard.
                                he picked that fucking title.......personally, i don't like it.
                                even i did then and still do now think it is fucking stupid.
                                you could've rejected it...
                                Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                                  • ace diamond
                                    Full Member Status

                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 3863
                                    #609
                                    Originally posted by Cato
                                    you could've rejected it...
                                    i just didn't care at the time.........
                                    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                                      • lesfunk
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 3583
                                        #610
                                        Ace, Listen I'm Serious. I have had this title in my head for 25 years and I just realized that you just may be they guy to use it.
                                        I'm talking about you writing a song and titling it "Leviathan Pile Driver" .
                                        http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                                          • ace diamond
                                            Full Member Status

                                            • Sep 2004
                                            • 3863
                                            #611
                                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                                            Ace, Listen I'm Serious. I have had this title in my head for 25 years and I just realized that you just may be they guy to use it.
                                            I'm talking about you writing a song and titling it "Leviathan Pile Driver" .
                                            I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH IT........i'll get back to you when i've got something good.
                                            thanks, les.
                                            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
                                            When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
                                            "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                                              • ThrillsNSpills
                                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                • Jan 2004
                                                • 6627
                                                #612
                                                :O

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                                                  • ThrillsNSpills
                                                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 6627
                                                    #613

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                                                      • Hardrock69
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                        • 21888
                                                        #614
                                                        "Leviathan Pile Driver" is fucking hilarious.
                                                        Last edited by Hardrock69; 02-14-2011, 02:21 AM.

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                                                          • GO-SPURS-GO
                                                            Sniper
                                                            • Feb 2007
                                                            • 907
                                                            #615
                                                            Heeey I kinda like this song. Definitely your best, Ace.

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