Michael Jackson had a heart attack??

[bueno bob]

So I got a new car stereo. Voice activated. I say "rock" and rock plays. I say "soul" and soul plays. Some kids darted out in front of the car and I slammed on the brakes, yelled out "FUCKIN' KIDS!" and Michael Jackson started playing.

If it's already been posted, sorry...

[ELVIS]

It`s easy for younger music fans to get caught up in the recent circus like shenanigans but anyone older than 35 will remember when Michael Jackson was a very big deal.

It truely is the end of an era, the last male solo mega star.

Amen brother!

Well said...

[ELVIS]

Michael Jackson wasn't fuckin' METAL, dude and I doubt he ever wrote a song in his life.

That's bullshit. I know the songs he wrote...

Next

[ELVIS]

That's all he meant to me: he was a singer and had a cool cartoon show as a kid and now because this thread is about his HEART ATTACK all he means to me today is a meager foolish interest in a dead celebs' toxicology report which I await gleefully with baited bad breath.

Unlike Anna Nicole, this guy did downers the right way.. shooting up!

He didn't have a heart attack, dumbass...

Anna Nicole was shot up with many things...

Morphine and Demerol and the like are not downers...

[ELVIS]

These posts of yours are in very bad taste...

You don't know if any of that shit was true...

[bueno bob]

Not a heart attack.

Autopsy results just revealed that he died choking on 12 year old nuts.

Doh!

[Nitro Express]

To be honest. I don't know what to think of Michael Jackson. I really don't. As a kid I liked the Jackson Five.

[Nitro Express]

Michael as far as his dancing went was unique. I didn't care much for his adult singing voice. He was cute singing as a little kid. Did this guy stop people in their tracks because of being talented or was it because he was so weird and mysterious? Michael was like a mad scientist and the older he got and more we found out the more mad he became.

[Angel]

He didn't have a heart attack, dumbass...

Thank you, Elvis! I'm so sick of people thinking a heart attack and cardiac arrest are the same thing!

Throw in confusing opiates with downers while you're at it!

[hideyoursheep]

His heart literally jumped out of his chest and beat him to death.

That's a heart attack.

Heart attack, shmeart attack, the muthafuckah stopped working!

I wonder with all that PVC in his head could blood actually circulate properly?

I mean, he turned white, but he never blushed when he was doing all that WOOOOOHOOOOOOO shit. Seems like that type of activity would get the face a little pink.

Having said that-

I hope Madonna adopts his bones.

Maybe he didn't really die and finally turned into Diana Ross.

I still wanna molest Janet.


Hey BabysALiar-
You don't put a fucking amusement park in your back yard hoping to score with women.

I think Stern said it best; Neverland? If I were Michael Jackson I'd have PussyPussy Land. No time for rides.

[Seshmeister]

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[hideyoursheep]

For the apologists


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[Mr Badguy]

I don`t mind the jokes but the serious paedophile stuff is unfair.

The guy was not guilty on all counts.

And the parents who settled out of court were more interested in money than justice.

I respect everyone`s right to believe what they want but the facts are the facts and the law is the law.

Not guilty.

[hideyoursheep]

I don`t mind the jokes but the serious paedophile stuff is unfair.

The guy was not guilty on all counts.

And the parents who settled out of court were more interested in money than justice.

I respect everyone`s right to believe what they want but the facts are the facts and the law is the law.

Not guilty.

Uh, okay.

[fryingdutchman]

I find myself wondering....

Are all of Michael's final arrangements being conducted in the methods approved by the Church of Scientology?

He was a Scientologist...correct?