Ozzy on the hunt for a new guitar player

[letsrock]

second!

Third.

Jake was excellent.
What has he been doing recently?

[sonrisa salvaje]

You dont like Randy or something?

Love him but would rather let him and Robin rest in peace.

[katie]

OZZY Seeks New Guitarist: I Felt Like My Stuff....

My stuff?

Says the guy whos only contribution (song writing) to his entire is career is to hum and whistle a little bit.

(Remember in Sabbath even that was done for him)

[sadaist]

Love him but would rather let him and Robin rest in peace.

Yeah, poor Randy is in a hell of his own. Countless hack guitarists flock to his grave to stumble their way through a hatchet job of Crazy Train while standing in front of his shrine.

[Terry]

Sad to say, but any guitarist worth their salt in terms of songwriting and technical abilities with even the slightest bit of ambition would just be wasting their time hooking up with a has-been Osbourne.

[davehagarfan]

ZAKK WYLDE: OZZY Looking For New Guitarist Is 'News To Me' - July 10, 2009

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Wylde, who originally joined Osbourne's band in 1987 as the replacement for Jake E. Lee, posted the following message earlier today (Friday, July 10) on his Twitter account: "I'm doing BlizzCon [convention in Anaheim, California] with [Ozzy] in August and supposed to finish up the [new Ozzy] CD in September…. This [referring to Ozzy's comments to Classic Rock] is news to me." He added, "I haven't heard anything about this. Until I talk to the Boss, I don't know. I love Ozzy."

Zakk has a Twitter account? What a fag!

[FORD]

I've got a guy called Kevin Churko, the guy that did the last album [Churko also worked on Ozzy's 'Under Cover' album, produced CHEAP TRICK's highly rated 2006 album 'Rockford', and has credits on releases by BRITNEY SPEARS, CELINE DION and SHANIA TWAIN] — he's great to work with.

Now I realize that studio musicians will sometimes work with anybody who offers the cash, but seriously, isn't there really something wrong with OZZY FUCKING OSBOURNE using the same guitarist as Titney Spears and Celine Dion??

[ELVIS]

Churko is a producer, not a guitarist...

[ELVIS]

But that supposed Ozzy interview reads more like a Sesh post than anything I can imagine Ozzy saying...I doubt he's heard any Black Label Society, ever...

[bueno bob]

I'll fuckin' fix this...

Ozzy Osbourne and Yngwie Malmsteen.

Ozzy and Yngwie are rehearsing shit...Sharon walks in the room...Yngwie and Sharon lay eyes on each other...and the ensuing chemical detonation caused by their clashing egos obliterates the entire recording studio, blasting it's atoms into another dimension, thus ending Ozzy Osbourne's career before he can record yet ANOTHER shitty album demonstrating how OVER it actually is.

See? Bueno Bob can fuckin' fix anything.

[FORD]

Churko is a producer, not a guitarist...

OK, but that's not much better.

[ELVIS]

I'll fuckin' fix this...

Ozzy Osbourne and Yngwie Malmsteen.


See? Bueno Bob can fuckin' fix anything.

I've said that many times, but it's too late...Ozzy can't sing anymore...

Ozzy is finished. His next album will hardly outsell DLR Band...

[sadaist]

..Ozzy can't sing anymore...

I've thought the same thing about Brian Johnson for 15 years. But dang if they didn't just hit a grand slam with that last album & tour. Maybe Ozzy can pull one more out of his ass. Who knows. I'd love to see it, but wouldn't bet any money on it.

[ELVIS]

Oz should have made an album with Sabbath around 2000...

He could sing at that time and Tony wanted to do it. Ozzy said no...or Sharon...

[sonrisa salvaje]

Oz should have made an album with Sabbath around 2000...

He could sing at that time and Tony wanted to do it. Ozzy said no...or Sharon...

Sharon probably said, "Let them eat cake."